[OOC] Fade: Space NRP-RPG fusion

[Lauder]

No.

Kazzlehorf is unique.

Kazzlehorf don't give a fuck about the other species (other than as pets to molest) like your species does.

Kazzlehorf is way smarter than Xim. Xim is species of idiot imperialists who keep thinking Kazzlehorf have flaws. No, Kazzlehorf is perfect. Nothing is better than Kazzlehorf.

@Arawak

The X'Cor will love to destroy them. I mean LOVE! They think their race is perfect? The X'Cor think their perfect. Conflict shall arise

[Hael]

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The X'Cor will love to destroy them. I mean LOVE! They think their race is perfect? The X'Cor think their perfect. Conflict shall arise

@Lauder

We all know the Xim are perfect!

[Arawak]

No, Kazzlehorf is perfect.

X'cor are animals with spaceships. Very disgusting things.

[Hael]

X'D I have updated the OP with an explanation of why the Xim are not actually imperialist, because this is the third time someone has made that misconception.

They are very isolationist and non-aggressive. The war with humanity was because of other reasons.

I realize that the reason some people think the Xim are "evil" is because of the intro, but you should remember that the intro was written from a human perspective- it is biased and portrays them as way worse than they really are.

[Hael]

X'cor are animals with spaceships. Very disgusting things.

@Arawak

x'D That's pretty accurate, actually

[Lauder]

No, Kazzlehorf is perfect.

X'cor are animals with spaceships. Very disgusting things.

@Arawak

*high pitched screeching* At least we have all the diversity we need! What are you? All the same! Barely any difference!

"Ugh, Empress calm down. We already have enough enemies! I beg thee- AGH!! Please!" *gurgled choking noise of someone dying*

[Brink_]

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@Brink_ You ally with those federation pigs and we're gonna have a real problem! xD

@Hael

Hmm, the Xim appear to be of too little mercantile importance and severely lack the expansionist drive necessary to be considered fit for aiding the Republic's policy of rigid internationalism at the cost of native populations' cultural and economic integrity. We gleefully accept the Federation's offer of alliance.

[Lauder]

@Brink_

How about an alliance with the X'Cor

[Hael]

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Hmm, the Xim appear to be of too little mercantile importance and severely lack the expansionist drive necessary to be considered fit for aiding the Republic's policy of rigid internationalism at the cost of native populations' cultural and economic integrity. We gleefully accept the Federation's offer of alliance.

@Brink_

Boooo!

Although, while the Xim do have a strong economy, you're right about the lack of mercantile importance. They aren't much for trading or warfare or expanding. But they're the most technologically advanced races in everything except weaponry and ships.

[Shorticus]

"E-everyone is perfect! Why must we always fight?!"

-some dead jellyfish alien IDK

[Shorticus]

@Hael On the note of technology...

So, I wanted my species to be VERY advanced technologically, but have almost nothing designed for warfare. Given that, and given that I'm planning on having a population of roughly 10,000 remaining, what sort of limits would you suggest for me technologically?

[Lauder]

"E-everyone is perfect! Why must we always fight?!"

-some dead jellyfish alien IDK

@Shorticus

"SHUT UP SLAVE!"

-X'Cor slave master

[Hael]

@Hael On the note of technology...

So, I wanted my species to be VERY advanced technologically, but have almost nothing designed for warfare. Given that, and given that I'm planning on having a population of roughly 10,000 remaining, what sort of limits would you suggest for me technologically?

@Shorticus

Very few limits on tech. I'll let you do pretty much whatever you want, since you are a small minority that could never use that tech to Godmod against other Nations. I'll even let you circumvent the ban on high-power replicators. REPLICATE TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.

BUT, I should warn you, the Xim will attempt to acquire that technology for themselves, if they can. Not through violence, most likely, but through bribery, cleverness, friendliness, aid (I.E. giving the jellypeople weapons to fight the X'Cor) and maybe some intimidation. But they would never actually attack.

[Arawak]

Kazzlehorf does trade. The best trader in the Galaxy is Kazzlehorf.

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of dead non-Kazzlehorf (*basically any Kazzlehorf that started calling itself a different name and/or behaved in 'non-Kazzlehorf' ways*) to feed to your animals in exchange for slaves and whatever fun toys you are willing to share. Kazzlehorf really likes the cyan goo. It's nice for a good ol' planetary bathing.

[Lauder]

Kazzlehorf does trade. The best trader in the Galaxy is Kazzlehorf.

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of dead non-Kazzlehorf (*basically any Kazzlehorf that started calling itself a different name and/or behaved in 'non-Kazzlehorf' ways*) to feed to your animals in exchange for slaves and whatever fun toys you are willing to share. Kazzlehorf really likes the cyan goo. It's nice for a good ol' planetary bathing.

@Arawak

We have slaves!

[Arawak]

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of food for your animals.

By that I mean your populace.

[Hael]

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of food for your animals.

By that we mean your populace.

@Arawak

We have the most advanced technology in the galaxy!

Xim also have "pleasure stimulators" which is a device that directly activates the part of your brain which triggers happiness. With the press of a button, you can feel complete joy all day!

[Lauder]

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of food for your animals.

By that I mean your populace.

@Arawak

No need food, want material. Must build more, must construct more ships.

[Arawak]

Kazzlehorf has something like that.

It is called mastrabation.

[Hael]

Kazzlehorf has something like that.

It is called mastrabation.

@Arawak

*sigh*

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No need food, want material. Must build more, must construct more ships.

@Lauder

I don't need material! I can grow my ships with regular food.

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