Somehow I've manage to agree to (read as: "suckered into") hosting a slumber party tonight after my older daughter begged me all week.
That being said, a house full of a dozen 10 year old girls can either go really well, or can get ugly really fast, so if I suddenly disappear after tonight then I've no doubt lost my mind, dug my own grave and buried myself in the backyard.
Stay strong my friend. And remember there isn't anything that years of hard alcohol abuse can't solve.