Guess the next user's kink.

[Witch Cat]

I'd rather just bang the scarecrows.

Do light switches turn you on?

[Vilageidiotx]

I like dimmer knobs.

How about the pointy bras of the 1950's?

[SleepingSilence]

O.o No.

People still breathing. :I

[NanoFreakV2]

Meh, the world can burn for all I care.

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Internet Friends.

[AlteredTundra]

Certain ones, yes.

IRL friends?

[Vilageidiotx]

if i had those i wouldn't be on internet.

Imaginary Friends?

[SleepingSilence]

Fuck, maybe I'd give it a shot. Since reality is stupidier stranger than fantasy.

Dead friends?Damn, already made that joke.

Group Sex?

[Vilageidiotx]

Depends on the group. Send me a group and I'll get back to you on that.

Schadenfreude?

[Fox Fable]

Exhibitionism?

[SleepingSilence]

My self esteem laughs at that notion. :P

Roleplaying? :D

[Witch Cat]

We are on a role playing site, you guess.

Consent?

[ClocktowerEchos]

One would assume so.

Dank memes?

[Keyguyperson]

Literally the sexiest thing imaginable.

Existential dread?

[Eragon]

Umm... No...

Mayo?

[Vilageidiotx]

Not anymore, it is June-o now

pictures of yourself where somebody drew boobs and facial hair on you?

[Witch Cat]

Do you mean my selfies?

Catsup>

[Fox Fable]

:3

Marshmellows?

[Darog the Badger God]

Bukkake.

[NanoFreakV2]

Eh, not really.

Gelatin.

[Antarctic Termite]

I can imagine uses for it. You could probably get it to a nice flexible-but-firm consistency with a few additives.

Colourful hair?