Crystal Universe

[HaltingBlooper]

@VocabBecause of Nat 20 you take half damage and are stunned for one turn. That'll be......*rolls dice* 328,497,652 damage, due to the spiciness of the meme lords this fateful day.

[EnterTheHero]

...So. You guys full up on Gem characters, or could I sneak in with something fascinating like Onyx or Bismuth?

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@HaltingBlooper *Does a little bit of damage calculation*

Well that's... Let's see... Minus 2, carry the 1... I think, um... Yeah, I'm dead.

Actually, wait!

*Uses revivify from beyond the grave* FUCK YOUR RULES TWICE OVER!

[HaltingBlooper]

@EnterTheHeroI think there is a rule against Onyx, and no show characters are allowed for Bismuth.

[Loony]

@EnterTheHero Bismuth's on the list of banned gems, sorry. I don't know if Kronshi would like an Onyx solely because we already have multiple black gems and we try to avoid that because it makes it easier for him to think of fusions. But that's up to him and Akaya to say.

And as for whether or not we have more room for gems? *Shruggles* That's Akaya's say.

[EnterTheHero]

Wait, Bismuth is a show character? Fuck. I need to catch up.

[HaltingBlooper]

@VocabYou are reanimated by the same force that caused your end into the leader of Ilsthana, a kingdom of lizardfolk who, after brutally destroying their primitive enemies (bullywogs and merlocks), go uncontested in their power for an area the size of Louisiana. You are also always surrounded by lolcats.

Most of that was ripped from an actual DnD campaign that I played.

[Loony]

@EnterTheHero She's appearing in the next Steven Bomb, and Bismuth was a character Kronshi alluded to in the original RP and they might be returning. Don't know though since Kronshi's in charge of that. Either way, yeah, she's a show character, and even back when she wasn't she was still on the banned list. Sorry mate.

[EnterTheHero]

@Loony Meh, it's fine. I'll just have to be even more fascinating. Provided I could even make a gem.

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@HaltingBlooper I-I see...

*Meta bullshits their way through the campaign, finishes said campaign in doing so, discovers a secret Illuminati facility in the D&D universe which contains a portal into a lost Celestial Plane, becomes a God, nukes Nirn, creates a new heaven with a stripper factory and beer volcano, watches the worshippers pour in~*

[Loony]

@EnterTheHero Well, as the local gem geek, I can help you out if you like for picking a gem, assuming you are allowed.

[HaltingBlooper]

@VocabOne of your worshippers carries a large backpack. He turns to you, grins, and out pops the infamous Lolcat Launcher of Reincarnation. All of your lolcats jump into the launcher. Do you accept the lolcats of destiny?

[EnterTheHero]

@Loony I like the idea of Verdelite- it's a variety of Tourmaline.

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@HaltingBlooper With my new bullshit powers that make total sense because I fucking said so, I steal the Lolcat launcher and banish the worshipper into Oblivion. Now, with this launcher, I have attainted ultimate power.

NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!

[Loony]

@EnterTheHero We have a pink tourmaline in our group already, but since it's under a different name I'm pretty sure Akaya will okay it, since we have different varieties of beryl (Aquamarine and Emerald) and Chalcedony (Carnelian and Bloodstone). We only have one green gem right now (Emerald) unless I'm mistaken, so that should be fine. O v O b

That is unless I decide to make Gembone green because I'm still indecisive about their colour scheme, RIP. I'm probably not though,so you should be fine.

[HaltingBlooper]

@VocabYou do the first part. However, the lolcats also are banished into Oblivion, and mewl pathetically as they disappear into the void. You lose all your powers, them having stemmed from lolcats. Being responsible for so many innocent kitten deaths, you decide to commit sudoku. You carve a sudoku puzzle into your stomach, and then you explode, never to play a tabletop rpg again.

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@HaltingBlooper that... Was incredible. 10/10 IGN would play again!

[Temporary]

@Loony IM PURPLE!

J-just in case you weren't aware... ^-^

[EnterTheHero]

@Loony Sounds good.

[Loony]

@Vocab I'm aware. Rocco's gem is also planning to be purple (Strengite) so that means no more purple gems as well I suppose.

Black, Red, Blue, and Purple are our multiples as of right now.