[OOC] The War of the Three

[Lucius Cypher]

@Mega Birb

Feed. Her. Your. Cream. Bread.

[KoL]

@KoL Just wanna be clear and make sure neither of us was joking about this: Torag is going to ride Diana into battle and they shall be nigh-invincible, given a way to tame that dragon is found.

@Mega Birb

Yeah, I believe so.

[Mega Birb]

@KoL Dis gon be good

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb About as good as your Signature, I'd say.

[Mega Birb]

@The 42nd Gecko
>"There are no harpies left"
>Little does he know
>Chains break
>Sky is blotted out with them
>theyreback.jpg
>they want revenge
>no one knows how to deal with masters of the air
>Heaven wins
>gg

[Flamelord]

@The 42nd Gecko
>"There are no harpies left"
>Little does he know
>Chains break
>Sky is blotted out with them
>theyreback.jpg
>they want revenge
>Machina unpack flak cannons
>Harpies die in droves
>gg

@Mega Birb

FTFY :V

[The 42nd Gecko]

Hate to say it @Mega Birb, but I agree with @Flamelord. The first battle showed us exactly what the Machina think of skeet.

[Lucius Cypher]

Machina Soldier: Sir, were completely surrounded! They're all over the skies!

Grafdakka: EXCELLENT. OPEN FIRE.

[Mega Birb]

Machina Soldier: Sir, were completely surrounded! They're all over the skies!

Grafdakka: EXCELLENT. OPEN FIRE.

@Lucius Cypher

Syphax: Guys, just like, split up and don't fly straight. Also close distance.

[Lucius Cypher]

Machina Soldier: They're closing the distance!

Grafdakka: SAVES ME TIME GETTING TO THEM! WAAAAAAARGH!

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb Guys: Um supertech flak means the air is currently a mist of high velocity metal.

[Inner Demon]

Nobody forget I have a symbiotic character who needs a host. Can possibly be a great help for this next battle. Everyone keep it in mind f you're possibly interested in adopting a new pet machine of war. If it isn't used for this conflict, then possibly the next.

[Mega Birb]

@Inner Demon This symbiote is loyal to the Machina, right? Give it to Grafdakka, stack him up.

[Mega Birb]

@Lucius Cypher Am I the only one that imagines Grafdakka's voice as Wilhelm's in Borderlands 2?

[Inner Demon]

@Mega BirbThe symbiote is loyal to the first one who gets to it as long as they themselves aren't a machine or demon...Also I don't think Grafdakka needs any more buffs...XD

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon Darn, I was thinking about making my demon character use the symbiote. Oh well.

[TheWendil]

Grafdakka doesn't need more assets.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel He's got some of the smallest assets in the party. Though I suppose Dorafraki and Fran make up for it.

[TheWendil]

@The 42nd Gecko

Grafdakka is receiving no more assets.

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd GeckoDemons are corrupted energy. Beast can't feed off that.