[OOC] The War of the Three

[TheWendil]

(Spoilers: It aint Bastion)

@Lmpkio

Watch it now. Zeruel should have been dead twice in this battle. Only by my good graces has he survived this long. You don't want to test it.

[Lmpkio]

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Watch it now. Zeruel should have been dead twice in this battle. Only by my good graces has he survived this long. You don't want to test it.

@TheWindel

Fine fine, I'll stop. Although I must say that all this time its just a joke at this point (Again, with Bastion from Overwatch etc).

[Mega Birb]

Because I was bored, a cuck, and somewhat feel that others think this battle may have gone too long and/or some don't think it's visceral enough, I've found a website that uses RNG to emulate a Hunger Game scenario.

Here is the images of the result made from my phone.

http://imgur.com/a/2LKiv

I didn't bother keeping track of how many people were on each of the three factions, though I estimate that each side should have roughly six. I chose at least one character from each active player at the moment, picking ones who I feel are most iconic, and to fill in extra space I chose a second character from those who have more than one. The prompt of this battle is last man standing, so that even those on the same faction will at some point have to kill each other in order to win victory for their faction and themselves.

@Lucius Cypher

I can't be the only one that finds it glorious that Juno dies immediately in that simulation.

Also accurate depiction of Sliske eating shit.

[Lucius Cypher]

By Cherry of all people!

[TheWendil]

Fine fine, I'll stop. Although I must say that all this time its just a joke at this point (Again, with Bastion from Overwatch etc).

@Lmpkio

Oh I know. But I'm really tempted to pull the hypocrite card concerning Zeruel. So watch it.

[Lmpkio]

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Oh I know. But I'm really tempted to pull the hypocrite card concerning Zeruel. So watch it.

@TheWindel

*zips mouth*

*muffles saying how its closed*

[Flamelord]

Haha. Truly no one can compete against the might of a Gundam.

[Awesomoman64]

Because I was bored, a cuck, and somewhat feel that others think this battle may have gone too long and/or some don't think it's visceral enough, I've found a website that uses RNG to emulate a Hunger Game scenario.

Here is the images of the result made from my phone.

http://imgur.com/a/2LKiv

I didn't bother keeping track of how many people were on each of the three factions, though I estimate that each side should have roughly six. I chose at least one character from each active player at the moment, picking ones who I feel are most iconic, and to fill in extra space I chose a second character from those who have more than one. The prompt of this battle is last man standing, so that even those on the same faction will at some point have to kill each other in order to win victory for their faction and themselves.

@Lucius Cypher

"Balrog steals from Alexi while she isn't looking"

How? How did she not see/hear/feel the biggest demon unit walk up and take shit?

This was actually really entertaining. Especially with the commentary you added.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lucius Cypher I love how first thing first, Henry is still chasing Miyu.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb And yes, I definitely enjoyed Cherry killing Juno immediately.

[TheWendil]

Cherry killing Juno immediately.

@The 42nd Gecko

There's so much irony and symbolism here.

[Mega Birb]

@TheWindel
I'm assuming Deva is gonna want a chat with Syphax after that.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb Deva barely batted an eye over Miyu: Switching sides, switching sides again, nuking Alt Signia, spouting heresy, disobeying direct orders, and consistently dying like worthless chump.

[Lmpkio]

To be fair @Mega Birb, the ice army was also trying to fire upon Marqueis, but got distracted by Bastion so...

[TheWendil]

I'm assuming Deva is gonna want a chat with Syphax after that.

@Mega Birb

I'm not the one in control of the prideful Valkyrie that's more prone to beating your skull out than scolding you.

But I'm sure Hell's New Leader will enjoy the chaos within their ranks.

[Mega Birb]

I'm doing another HG run for this, though I'm too lazy to acquire images for all of them. Let's see how this pans out.

[Flamelord]

Man, it's too bad that Marquis decided to only shoot Gelghath in the leg, rather than doing anything that might, you know, keep him from offing himself when he realizes that he's going to be captured by the Machina :P

[Lmpkio]

Man, it's too bad that Marquis decided to only shoot Gelghath in the leg, rather than doing anything that might, you know, keep him from offing himself when he realizes that he's going to be captured by the Machina :P

@Flamelord

The hell are you gonna do with an Alexi ripoff anyways?

Speaking of Ghelgath, I refreshed a HGame and...

*Ghelgath is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.*

. . .

I mean, he isn't King of the Squirrels like uh... lord and savior Markiplier.

*Refreshes game - Ghelgath dies from hypothermia.*

BULLSHIT, HE IS THE HYPOTHERMIA!

[The 42nd Gecko]

Given that Alexi died of a Cherry inflicted STD, doesn't that push Cherry up to 3 kills, the most of any fighter?

[Mega Birb]

Imgur is being dumb, pardon the lack of HG with Tatiana being the only dupe character.

Given that Alexi died of a Cherry inflicted STD, doesn't that push Cherry up to 3 kills, the most of any fighter?

@The 42nd Gecko

If you think that's bad, wait until you see Deva's results from this mess I made.