[OOC] The War of the Three

[Flamelord]

@Flamelord

And now I understand what you mean the about cyborg Nazis.

@Lonewolf685

I mean, clearly German engineering is the greatest in the world. Everyone knows that

[The 42nd Gecko]

So, question for ya'll. If your character(s) could choose another character to be able to summon to do battle for them pokemon style, who would they choose?

Miyu: Forget fighting, Hoho could make me so much cool stuff to play with. But I might get more fun if I did it myself.. this is hard.. Maybe if I just had her make the parts so I'd get the joy of engineering it together?

Alexi (noncombat): Marquis! He was nice to me.
Alexi (combat): I fight my own battles.

Cydone: Well, if I picked someone like Eos or whoever the heck rules hell at the moment, then I'd be hurting them a lot just by summoning them, right? I'd already be pulling my weight just by that. Then I could have them hold my back while I get a good fight.

Artoria: *glances nervously at Ananta..* Uuuuummm.... *runs away*

Sorry not Sorry

Deva: Collateraldamage, I choose you. Use Earthquake!
Juno: I better be getting cake for this.

[Lmpkio]

@The 42nd Gecko

Ghelgath: *Summons a legion of Ice soldiers* Oh wait... you mean like ACTUAL characters? *Picks up Henry*

Zeruel: . . .

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lmpkio

Cydone: Don't you already have a feller you can summon, Zeruel?

[Lmpkio]

@Lmpkio

Cydone: Don't you already have a feller you can summon, Zeruel?

@The 42nd Gecko

Zeruel: YES, BUT HE'S A PACIFIST. HE CANT FIGHT FOR SHIT. ONLY HEAL.

[TheWendil]

Bastion: "I dunno why, but probably Roma. Wait...who's this Roma chick?"

Deva: "Iona. Obviously."

Ira: "Anyone who's not that bitch Hildr."

Lucille: "Why would I summon an idiot to fight for me?" *Splatters everyone's brains*

[The 42nd Gecko]

@TheWindel

Miyu: Isn't picking Iona basically doing this, because she'll make someone else fight for you?

[TheWendil]

Are you saying Iona is a coward? Best not say so in front of KoL.

[Flamelord]

More like Iona has lots of minions and is too busy to go fighting battles for you.

[TheWendil]

@Flamelord

Casually playing off the 500th post.

Oh wait. You don't care for things like that.

[Mega Birb]

@The 42nd Gecko

Sliske: "Henry. I hate everyone in Hell, but he's on top of my list. So please, take your time killing him."

Torag: "Diana, she's been a good friend to me... though I would step in front of any blows she might take."

Syphax: "Hmm... well, Zacharias does owe me a favor..."

Marquis: "Stark Zealot. While statistics lead to him winning in most scenarios, I'd still like to see him put in his place."

[Mega Birb]

@Lmpkio

Wait this is relevant, do you think Ghelgath would be considered an outcast by the rest of Hell, much like our resident asshole?

[Lmpkio]

@Lmpkio

Wait this is relevant, do you think Ghelgath would be considered an outcast by the rest of Hell, much like our resident asshole?

@Mega Birb

Technically yes. He doesn't look like the traditional demon, hell he doesn't even like the hot temperatures, hence why his castle is in the cooler place of the realm. Buuuut he does radiate demonic power, just not one made of fire, but ice. Hence he's an Ice Incubus. So genetically he's not, but appearance-wise he is.

So technically he is an outcast. And what about this?

[Mega Birb]

@Lmpkio

I mean that Sliske might have someone to refine him from reckless assholery and superiority complex to a proper tactician.

EDIT: Given Ghelgath can put up with his shit for extended periods of time.

[TheWendil]

@Mega Birb

Assuming Hell's New Leader doesn't do the job.

[Mega Birb]

@TheWindel

I await horrible things.

[Lmpkio]

@Lmpkio

I mean that Sliske might have someone to refine him from reckless assholery and superiority complex to a proper tactician.

@Mega Birb

That could be arranged. We'll see what comes.

[Inner Demon]

@FlamelordDid Zak just inadvertently save Tatrys?

[Lmpkio]

And posted! Zeruel has left the match and Ghelgath may be able to retreat alive if the distractions to both Bastion and Marqueis work as intended.

[Mega Birb]

@KoL
Where's that dice roller you break out for chance-based things? Can't decide how agile Marquis should be.