Hah, sucker. Taking the job of official assassin so Lucille can hire actual assassins that no one will see coming because she has an official assassin to ostensibly assassinate people.
@Banana Well, it seems a bit odd to offer to sing one of your own favorite songs rather than one of the favorite songs of the person you're offering to sing for. But I suppose a homicidal Kermit the Frog is also rather odd.
@TheWindel This new guy gains power by consuming (eating) people, and his story is he ate every living thing in a dimension (as in literally an entire universe) and he got sucked into the Nexus afterwards.
@Banana Actually, I think she'd be an edgehog. Lots of prickly light/nanite spines that she can levitate and shoot at you. As fun as going emu would be, I think, baring the name-pun, she should be a hedgehog.