[OOC] The War of the Three

[Flamelord]

Okay so we either have conversations about great things or it's dead silent.

@Mega Birb

What, were you expecting to have a conversation abut plot related stuff or something? :P

[Mega Birb]

We still have characters that don't have discussed kinks.

[Flamelord]

I can say that for both my characters I wouldn't know, because I haven't had to think about it.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Flamelord Didn't Dora try to rope Tartys into shenanigans once?

[The 42nd Gecko]

Artoria, Master of the Maniacal Menagerie

"OH YES"

@Banana

Seriously considering making that my post.

[Mega Birb]

@Flamelord Didn't Dora try to rope Tartys into shenanigans once?

@The 42nd Gecko

Dora and Syphax did awhile ago.

@Flamelord
I can see Tartys being kinda vanilla and Tatiana having a thing for mindbreaking.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
I'd cry if you did.

@Mega Birb@Flamelord
I can see Tatiana having a thing for selfcest.

[KoL]

If you really wanna know, I can discuss some of it since I am free now.

Juno by herself isn't so much of a pervert, she pretty much only has hots (or is it colds?) for a certain wandering swordsman with a chronic case of harem MC syndrome, much to the dismay of his supposed canon OTP. The problem is that, according to @TheWindel half of the multiverse wants to rape the poor snake in some shape or form.

As long as you keep Diana away from her dear mistress, she'll only have eyes for Bastion. If you add Victoire into the mix, things get complicated. The only thing worse is of both Bastion and Victoire are on out at the same time. Depraved dragon girl is really depraved. Also, avoid hellhounds and plant monsters, at all costs.

Iona doesn't smut, period. Unless out has to do with a certain Dr. Epsilon. This can change if it's her young/alternative self, though.

Victoire would take anything that strikes her fancy to bed regardless of the other party's opinion on it. That said, she has her favorites, a list that is always prone to expansion. Her acceptance changes quite a lot when she's on the receiving end.

Ni-Mu doesn't have the personality to lewd things. Even if she tried it wouldn't be more interactive than doing it with a doll.

I'll think ok the other characters later can't come up with anything now.

[Flamelord]

@Flamelord Didn't Dora try to rope Tartys into shenanigans once?

@The 42nd Gecko

They tried but it never actually got written so she just drank and then went to go fight stuff :P

[Mega Birb]

@KoL
Just wait for Torag to go big brother on Diana, literally kill anyone that tries to bed her. The wraith is watching...

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb Just wait for Diana to flip upside down over a bottomless pit.

~100 years later~
Torag: Anyone got a deck of cards?
Persian Diplomat: No, but I've got half a checker's set.
Torag: Sold.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana No worries for Frog though. Artoria's modus operandi is "transform" then "realize there is no step 2 in the plan" then "panic".

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
I feel like this should be collab'd, but at the same time I feel like it shouldn't be.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana It'd be a pretty short collab.

Artoria: *Zwee* Hah, blackfiretouch, now you're a cute animal girl.
Frog: *reaction*
Artoria: I don't know what to do next! *run away*

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
Nah it'd probably be more like

Artoria: "Hah, now you're a cute animal girl!"
Frog: "Ha ha very funny I'M NAKED."
Artoria: "Oh... damn you're even cuter than I thought."
*gun loading sounds in the background*

THEN Artoria panics.

Edit: Maybe not but with the way things are going currently who knows?

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana The Frog being cuter than Artoria thought is what causes the Artoria panics.

As I said earlier, her primary weakness is that she's an idiot. She transforms people into her greatest weakness.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
That's horribly sad and amazing at the same time.

Honestly though once this is all over Lucille will have both a doggo-girl and a froggo-girl as pets.

Edit (Fuck I need to stop these edits): You know what would be interesting? Kermit trying to help Artoria accept being cute in a different way than her creations, and by such, getting over her weakness and making her a better person in Hell's forces. It's never gonna happen, but it's a thought.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana Yes, Doggo-girl's weakness is that she chases cars, and doesn't know what to do after she catches them.

Also, wow, would Deva be jealous of Lucille or what?

Edit: Wheee! Editting is fun! Consequences-less action!

[Mega Birb]

@Banana@The 42nd Gecko
Alternatively, you could feed Greg. Just a thought.

[TheWendil]

Ruxen vs Artoria.

Make it so.