[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
It can occur off-stage. That's completely fine.

Going off topic, I've been sick for like a month and when I cough I either vomit or I can't breathe.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana Condolences. I blame Victoire.

[Flamelord]

You may let your confusion commence

[Inner Demon]

New ability addition for Beast. Never know when there will be underwater combat.

Nautilus Mode

Nautilus Mode - Best suited for combat, transport, and reconnaissance all based in an oceanic environment. Beast is reconfigured with advanced sonar systems, pressure compensation, and hydraulic jet propulsion for high speed high defense aquatic superiority operations.
Vortex Manipulator Torpedoes - Guided torpedoes which cause massive fluxes in gravity, pressure, and water current in an immediate area for several seconds upon detonation with a crushing power of just over 15,000 psi.
Ballista Hunter Missiles - Surface to air missiles equipped to breach the waters surface at mach speeds and penetrate heavily armored targets before releasing a massive explosive payload.
Electromagnetic Defense System - Fires a powerful electromagnetic pulse, disabling or severely damaging electronic equipment in a radius around Beast.

[Lonewolf685]

Now Hell may bow before it's crown princess, Luci.

She likes flowers, family bonding, creating slime / plant hybrids, and the taste of despair lingering in orphan flesh. Have fun.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lonewolf685
She is literally amazing.

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd Gecko
I just went ahead and knocked those specs off. I can edit that out if you didn't want to lose them though. Figured perfect vision might help with those suicidal tendencies and start moving away from the assassination of Beast through Host failure. No need to kill the both of us. :P

@Mega Birb
If Marquise has anything to say, now might be his opportunity. Otherwise ball is in Harley's court.

[Awesomoman64]

@Lonewolf685

And thus Hell abandoned the war and took up farming instead, becoming part of a spinoff RP called "StarLucille Valley."

[Mega Birb]

@Awesomoman64@Lonewolf685
Hmm... how would Greg react to a slime-girl?

@Inner Demon
I intend to do the thing.

[KoL]

@Mega Birb@Banana

You may as well praise me. I'm trying to work on a way to facilitate the character rotation, after this sudden influx of PCs. Let's see if it'll get ready for the next battle.

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Also, I'll likely post later today. I have everything planned already on a notebook. I just need time to type and adjust it, since some of the latest posts messed with what I thought about doing.

[TheWendil]

@Inner Demon

Zak's accent makes me wince more and more over time.

[Mega Birb]

Zak's accent makes me wince more and more over time.

@TheWindel

I mean, I could write out Aderyn's accent.

[Mega Birb]

@TheWindel
That's what I thought.

[Lonewolf685]

@Awesomoman64@Lonewolf685
Hmm... how would Greg react to a slime-girl?

@Inner Demon
I intend to do the thing.

@Mega Birb

Food is a good place to start. She's not very picky but they have similar tastes.

[Lonewolf685]

@Lonewolf685

And thus Hell abandoned the war and took up farming instead, becoming part of a spinoff RP called "StarLucille Valley."

@Awesomoman64

Nah, they still need the war to get all their fertilizer. If they aren't bringing back angels and Machina, they'll have to start burying Demons to cultivate the fields :3

[Lonewolf685]

@KoL@TheWindel

If Deva brings out Ruxen in a dress and Eos gets Her old idol outfit on, there can be a Princess War.

[TheWendil]

That's what I thought.

@Mega Birb

I change my mind. It's time for Harley and Zak to rape Marquis.

[Awesomoman64]

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Nah, they still need the war to get all their fertilizer. If they aren't bringing back angels and Machina, they'll have to start burying Demons to cultivate the fields :3

@Lonewolf685

They could just have Sliske keep summoning minions to use. And as I recall a lot of the demons don't really care about the imps wellbeing. Honestly, I think dead bodies would be pretty easy to come by in hell. Now proper irrigation, that's where the real trouble lies.

[Mega Birb]

@TheWindel
You can't rape a robot. He doesn't have an ass to penetrate.

@Lonewolf685
Okay you need to calm your vore fetish, Greg's meant to be twisted and feared, not kinky and romanticized.

@Awesomoman64
If you can find him, that is.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Mega Birb

Please, sweet summer child. They can make an ass.