[OOC] The War of the Three

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Mega Birb Yes, but he's an idiot.

[Flamelord]

Does the Machina have mechanical spiders?

@Mega Birb

The Cloud could become a bunch of mechanical spiders if it felt the need to

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd Gecko Sorry the response was so short. I feel like any action from Beast at this point beyond sitting still will likely only make things worse for Miyu mentally.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Inner Demon Mayhaps. Maybe I'll order him to build a spaceship and see what happens.

[Inner Demon]

@The 42nd GeckoMost likely a curious head tilt and whine followed by him eventually eating more of Miyu's stuff in an attempt at kaiser mode.(the closest he can get to spaceship)

Or...comically...Beast goes and fetches someones spaceship.

_{Not that one though...}

[Gardevoiran]

<Snipped quote by Mega Birb>

Wow, Eve and the other female harpies are going to be soooo disappointed in his parenting skills.good luck getting laid by anyone but Hildr after that.

@Lonewolf685

This implies that Eve is able to have kids.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana
We agreed on egg

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
That's true, but that's for harpies in general.

[Lonewolf685]

@Mega Birb@Banana

But if most harpies are female, and Syphax is the only male around who just permormed a mating so vocal Deva was getting hot under the collar, I imagine the others are going to be awfully eager for lessons from their general. Long, hard, blood soaked lessons.

[Mega Birb]

@Lonewolf685@Banana
Until they see Eve, who has some badass dye for her feathers now.

[Lonewolf685]

@Mega Birb

Assuming Syphax has the will power to resist the temptation :3

[Mega Birb]

@Lonewolf685
Depends on who's hot and bothered.

[Lonewolf685]

All of Heaven: is screaming in frustration at all the egg shells and bloody feathers littering the streets.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lonewolf685@Mega Birb
At least 4 harpies would die that day.

@KoL@TheWindel
Gonna post this upgrade here for Bonesword and let it be reviewed.

Bonesword - The Shooting Star

The Shooting Star is a shield mod that, when depleted of it's energy, allows for the user to deal increased melee damage for as long as the shield is depleted. Each melee attack will also cause a small projectile to rain from the sky and hit the target for additional damage.

He needs a shield, and I want to give him that shield.

[Lonewolf685]

@Banana

Well of course. Exsanguination, and dehydration would kill Syphax at LEAST 4 times.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lonewolf685
Should I be ashamed that I had to Google what exsanguination mean? I had an idea it meant something to do with blood but I didn't know what.

[Lonewolf685]

@Lonewolf685
Should I be ashamed that I had to Google what exsanguination mean? I had an idea it meant something to do with blood but I didn't know what.

@Banana

Nah, you're fine.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana
Ex - Prefix meaning former or out of.
Sanguine - Latin for blood.
Ation - Suffix that implies an action.

Therefore, Exsanguination is the act of losing blood. Let's see if I was right.

Oh shit I was right.

[Gardevoiran]

@Mega Birb
Congratulations.

Eve will also fuck Syphax again, but I'll warn you that it will need to take place in the bathtub.

[Mega Birb]

@Banana
Death is cheap in the Nexus, and he's already burned to death once.

@Lonewolf685
Then how did Greg survive the hole?