[OOC] The War of the Three

[Gardevoiran]

@Lucius Cypher
Those chains aren't gonna do shit. Eve is 2fast.

[Flamelord]

@Lucius Cypher
Those chains aren't gonna do shit. Eve is 2fast.

@Banana

But can she drift?

[Lucius Cypher]

@Banana Eve isn't the target (unless she touches the chains, then she will be).

[KoL]

I'll reply here this weekend, or so. My time is really short but I don't plan to leave anyone hanging more than a few days. Also, I can't really let those roses end the battle in the demons favor once more when Victoire isn't even around.

There's being efficient and then there's being Team Demons' MVP on battle she hasn't even joined.

Both Eos and Ciel will likely have some interesting tricks on my next post.

[The 42nd Gecko]

And while Eos and Ciel are doing cool tricks, Artoria will be loudly yelling "WHAT?".

[Flamelord]

If Victoire's flowers had won this fight on their own, again, I would have been left to wonder whether this wasn't all some ruse by Eos because of how easy it was :V

[Gardevoiran]

@Flamelord
Yes.

@Lucius Cypher
's fair. I was misunderstood, it seems.

[The 42nd Gecko]

I imagine Grafdakka's response to "you'll kill yourself if you keep doing this is" "BUT I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME!"

That might be the first casualties of the battle. I'd give it decent odds.

[Lonewolf685]

I imagine Grafdakka's response to "you'll kill yourself if you keep doing this is" "BUT I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME!"

That might be the first casualties of the battle. I'd give it decent odds.

@The 42nd Gecko

You're assuming Graf and Ananta don't dig so deep they discover a secret underground kingdom of Drow spanning the entire Nexus and awaken a fourth faction of spider riding, BDSM enthusiasts.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Lonewolf685 I imagine they'll dig down so deep that they fall out the bottom and land on Jorm and she's just like "wut?"

[Lucius Cypher]

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You're assuming Graf and Ananta don't dig so deep they discover a secret underground kingdom of Drow spanning the entire Nexus and awaken a fourth faction of spider riding, BDSM enthusiasts.

@Lonewolf685

Swell, so now Graf/Endian and Ananta get into crazy Drow Shenanigans as they're taken as slaves to the Queen of the Underdark, but while doing so they inadvertently uncover a grander conspiracy regarding Eos's origins, forcing the two into an unsteady cooperation to not only save themselves from eternal slavery, but stop the hidden Drow Empire from overwhelming the three factions through subterfuge and intrigue.

@Lonewolf685 I imagine they'll dig down so deep that they fall out the bottom and land on Jorm and she's just like "wut?"

@The 42nd Gecko

Or this.

[Lonewolf685]

@Lucius Cypher

I don't think it would take much subterfuge to topple the three factions. Slap a 'Kick Me' sign on Deva and Lucille and they will run off to crush all their enemies in a blind rage.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Lonewolf685

I know, the Drow's plans are truly ingenuous. We'll have to use all our cunning and resources if we even want to hope to stop their insidious plot.

[Lonewolf685]

@Lucius Cypher

So Ananta bites them while Graf threatens to express their asses with his drill? Neat.

[Lucius Cypher]

@Lonewolf685

Well you know, Graf is going to drill them one way or another. Only differences is if they'll give him a hole or if he has to make one.

[Lmpkio]

Ohhhhhh boy bylat, here we go. Giant Sea Monster has come to crush everyone's hopes and dreams. No matter, it won't stop Unit-T as it will~

*Unit-T gets crushed by massive tail*

O-Oh... oh ok then. This is nice. I knew I scheduled to die today, this very way, this very day, and this very second...

Stupendous.

(Will make a most soon)

[KoL]

Changed the song at request from a certain person. Now the Machina feel like they are 1200% more screwed.

[Flamelord]

'Why can't the Machina act more strategically?'

Well you see generally speaking strategic level ability is for a theater or a campaign. Tactics are what you're looking for in individual battles.

[The 42nd Gecko]

Well, I managed to mostly not destroy my own side, I guess that's cool. Miyu'll steal stuff and leave. Artoria'll probably.. I dunno, hang out?

[The 42nd Gecko]

@KoL You're gonna hafta try a bit harder than that to stop Victoire's demon flowers.

Also, at this point, it's as much Henrietta and Artoria's attack as Victoire's, at least for this specific battle. We don't give credit to Diana for killing Leviathan or Gwynn for every time Shizuka fights someone.