[OOC] The War of the Three

[Flood]

You really think so?

@KoL

I'm gonna invite you into our PMs just to prove @The 42nd Gecko wrong

[The 42nd Gecko]

@KoL Well, the best best way is to just not show up to the fight. The best worst way is to just quietly ignore the attack like everyone else. It's just the best sneaky way to avoid being attacked by a KoL superpower character is for your character to currently be in a collab.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
I may be reading too far into this, but by this logic the harpy sex collabs mean that Syphax and Eve are immune to KoL moments as long as they're fucking.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana You may just be on to something there.

[Gardevoiran]

Quick! Everyone, have a giant orgy!

@The 42nd Gecko
As funny as this would be, I'm pretty sure this would get us all in trouble.

[The 42nd Gecko]

@Banana Remember, it has to be a giant orgy inside a collab.

[Ryonara]

I'm okay with this.

[Gardevoiran]

@The 42nd Gecko
Quick everyone! Make a collab!

Now I'm just imagining all of the weird shit that would happen, and it makes me chuckle.

"Alright, now you stick your dick in the puppet."

[TheWendil]

Quick! Everyone, have a giant orgy!

As funny as this would be, I'm pretty sure this would get us all in trouble.

@Banana

So you've discovered the real purpose of this RP. And it only took you roughly 400 pages of OOC.

[The 42nd Gecko]

Helena: Alright, now, everyone, you will feel my wrath for having all collectively ignored me... And, you're all having sex. That's why you ignored me. Why did you even come here then if that's all you wanted?

Everyone: *orgy*

Helena: Fine, well I'm just gonna go end the world without you.

Fran: Are you suuuure you don't want to join us?

Helena: ... ... Ok, fine, five minutes.

[Gardevoiran]

@TheWindel
I wasn't here from the start, though.

Also, subtract like 75 pages from that total. I'm pretty sure the first harpy sex collab happened around that time.

So like... 200 pages-ish?

Edit: Now this has me thinking strategy. How many people here would expect a sword in their neck whilst they were going in the backdoor...?

[TheWendil]

Also, subtract like 75 pages from that total. I'm pretty sure the first harpy sex collab happened around that time.

@Banana

You did not find clarify nor did you understand. You reveled only in senseless pleasure without clairvoyance, you pigs in human clothing.

[Lmpkio]

<Snipped quote by Banana>

You did not find clarify nor did you understand. You reveled only in senseless pleasure without clairvoyance, you pigs in human clothing.

@TheWindel

[Gardevoiran]

@TheWindel
I am deeply offended by your idiotic accusation, you simplistic mule! I'll have you informed that I am no mere triple-stack of hogs concealed within a large trench coat! The thought of such a claim makes the skin on my very muscle twitch with untimely annoyance, you insufferable GM you! I am, if anything, a very generous mountain of bananas concealed by nothing more than a singular propeller cap and a gray sweater.

Nah but in all seriousness, you're right. Not about the pig thing, but the sex thing.

@The 42nd Gecko
We have to remember that there's going to be a group of oddballs that can't actually do it, so they'll have a collab commenting on all of the lewd action.

[Lmpkio]

@The 42nd Gecko
We have to remember that there's going to be a group of oddballs that can't actually do it, so they'll have a collab commenting on all of the lewd action.

@Banana

I've never done one before...

_{Cuz no one invited me... :(}

[Gardevoiran]

@Lmpkio
I'd invite you, but my characters are all too busy being themselves. If you wanna try and get any of them, go ahead, but I can't guarantee it'll work.

^{inb4 ghelgath likes sticking his dick into puppets, zeruel fucks harpies and angels, and unit t is willing to try and experiment with lillian or bonesword}

[Lmpkio]

@Lmpkio
I'd invite you, but my characters are all too busy being themselves. If you wanna try and get any of them, go ahead, but I can't guarantee it'll work.

^{inb4 ghelgath likes sticking his dick into puppets, zeruel fucks harpies and angels, and unit t is willing to try and experiment with lillian or bonesword}

@Banana

*Shrugs* I mean Im not forcing anyone to invite me lol but still.

_{Nah, Ghelgath can create cold-hard toys, Zeruel... well he's pretty accurate, and oi bylat don't get me started on Unit-T, I mean does it even have a dick? Im not even going to invite Tina because she's a child, or loli, and so please dont lewd the loli thank you very much, amen, godspeed on the forum}

[Gardevoiran]

@Lmpkio
^{the fuck zeruel and amen don't lewd the loli}

[Ryonara]

Ravioli Ravioli...

[Gardevoiran]

@Ryonara