supertinyking said
He finds that the pods are normal orbital drop pods. Unimpessive, to say the least. However, the things in the pods are the more impressive thing. emerges, each one armed with different weaponry. The robot (Legion) has a rather large sniper rifle. The large one (Wrex), in the red armor has a rather impressive shotgun. The one covered in tattoos seems unarmed (Jack). The purple one (Tali) has a shotgun as well, although smaller than wrex's. The blue one has a small handgun (Aria). The human has a shotgun as well. The rest have different weapons too, but I am to lazy to write more. The purple one speaks, her voice the one from the message. "I am Tali'Zorah nar Rayya of the Qurrian race...." She says, to everyone. The large one grunts, and mutters something about primitive creatures. "What are we doing on this shit stain of a planet? We should be trying to find a planet with people who know what the fuck to do." The blue one says. "Shut it you whiny bitch. You always complain about the smallest fucking thing." The tattoo one retorted.
Grugg ignores them all. Instead, he converts the shuttles into an interdimensional traveling device. It has the outside appearance of the normal pods, however, the additions of a special fusion core system causes it to use the energies of the Void, home of the Plot Hole, as a power source. He starts it up, as the large pod's crystals glow, a soft humming coming from a large glass orb that seems to be hovering in the center, smaller glass orbs orbiting it softly, lightning playing over their surface. In the center of the orb one could see a strange purple flickering energy, safely contained, It lifts about ten centimeters off the ground, as Grugg checks it's functionality. It had a ring of seats around the room, small tables, a fridge, and a minibar. Also, cupholders.