[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[thewizardguy]

.......
*pulls out laser*
Who said anything about bullets?

[Wraithblade6]

"Ah-so! You present... *moves mouth* ...Ultimate Slap Challenge!"
*eyes go wide, drops into super slap stance* "Woooooohah!"

[thewizardguy]

A laser moves at the speed of light. By the time the light hits your cortex and you percieve the laser, the laser will already have reached you. Ignoring the time it takes for a human to process a signal, a laser moves faster than the electrical impuls sent by your brain to your arm, regardless of what your speed might be,
*I smile, as the laser starts charging up.*
Physics bitch!
*I blast a hole in your shoulder*

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
A laser moves at the speed of light. By the time the light hits your cortex and you percieve the laser, the laser will already have reached you. Ignoring the time it takes for a human to process a signal, a laser moves faster than the electrical impuls sent by your brain to your arm, regardless of what your speed might be,*I smile, as the laser starts charging up.*Physics bitch!*I blast a hole in your shoulder*

i thought you said you had to go?

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
i thought you said you had to go?

I'm being stealthy. I'm SUPPOSED to go.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
I'm being stealthy. I'm SUPPOSED to go.

are you hiding in a closet somewhere on a phone or something?

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
are you hiding in a closet somewhere on a phone or something?

No, I'm in my bed with my pc.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
No, I'm in my bed with my pc.

that's not exactly sneaky... also, if something can be dodged then i let people doge. but raechel can't be sensed... therefore how would you know to dodge?

[Wraithblade6]

thewizardguy said
A laser moves at the speed of light. By the time the light hits your cortex and you percieve the laser, the laser will already have reached you. Ignoring the time it takes for a human to process a signal, a laser moves faster than the electrical impuls sent by your brain to your arm, regardless of what your speed might be,*I smile, as the laser starts charging up.*Physics bitch!*I blast a hole in your shoulder*

*immediately dodges* "Ah... but you forget..." *does fancy dance-like movements* "...da powa of Imagination!"

*eyes glow* "Behold the GOD OF SLAPS.* (new and improved with pre-emptive slap-vision(tm).)

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
*immediately dodges* "Ah... but you forget..." *does fancy dance-like movements* "...da powa of Imagination!"*eyes glow* "Behold the GOD OF SLAPS.* (new and improved with pre-emptive slap-vision(tm).)

.... *points at you opening a black hole directly on you, swallowing you into it as i teleport away, a tic mark forming due to the immaturity and the need to call bullshit*

[Wraithblade6]

Ah. Irony.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
((You also instantly apply damage. You don't know the endurance of his character, so you can't post that his legs are instantly broken. Reachel has the strengt of a normal human, from what I've heard, which makes breaking the legs of anything superhuman quite hard.))

((she's superhuman but her skills are largely uncultivated due to the unsensable thing being her main reliace as she tends to not need anything else...))

[Wraithblade6]

Did I ruin your day, Tyki? Maybe next time you won't be such a prick to the new person.

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
Did I ruin your day, Tyki? Maybe next time you won't be such a prick to the new person.

generally after hazing or if you're female then i don't tend to be much of a prick... you're just intentionally being so immature that i'm finding myself getting annoyed....

[Wraithblade6]

You're pretty much proved you're not worth a booger out of my nose. Screw off Tyki. I'm done with you.

[supertinyking]

Wraithblade6 said
You're pretty much proved you're not worth a booger out of my nose. Screw off Tyki. I'm done with you.

......Sir, am I going to have to show you my most powerful character?

[Tyki]

Wraithblade6 said
You're pretty much proved you're not worth a booger out of my nose. Screw off Tyki. I'm done with you.

elaborate... i'm having difficulty understanding the motive behind this statement

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
((she's superhuman but her skills are largely uncultivated due to the unsensable thing being her main reliace as she tends to not need anything else...))

((At which point, how do you know the other person isn't superhuman? Don't assume their legs are broken.))

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
((At which point, how do you know the other person isn't superhuman? Don't assume their legs are broken.))

because it's suggested not required. if their legs aren't broken due to some circumstance i don't know about then they'll tell me so...

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said

Your post is lacking in text.