[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
swarm... as in metric fucktons... none of those four are able to break through their carapace. makarov takes an ungodly amount of time to charge up fairy law, and gildarts can't kill them all before they kill him. and by the time the other guilds come fairy tale and the surrounding town would be infested

Erza can cut through solid air, Airspace, with her katanas when she wishes. Her slices are sometimes said to be even more powerful than Natsu himself. She'd easily get through them.
Gray doesn't need to get through the carapace. His main ability is to freeze things. He'd turn them all too ice. At a certain temperature, biological life simply cannot exist, and he'll freeze them down to that temperature.
Gajeel can cut entire islands in half when he wants to. Like Erza, he can often match Natsu, using his Secret Dragon Slayer Technique.
The zerg are like crackers before these guys. There are multiple scenes where they tear through entire mountains.

Makarov takes ten seconds total to charge up Fairy Law. Ten seconds. Even the greatest Zerg Rush can't beat that.
Natsu's most powerful attack was able to push Gilarts backwards three feet. This dude is unstopable. He'd wipe out the average zerg army with a single strike.

Oh, and I forgot Laxus, who's even more powerful than Natsu is. He can move at lightning speed, and burn through Zerg with ease, frying their little brains out.

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
the ability to do magic is a part of dna. all they'd have to do is adapt to radiate life energy, nullifying his death magic

No, magic is not solely genetic....

[Tyki]

CreedTheChimera said
Resist... death? *skeptical Creed is skeptical* I don't buy it...

the zerg will never actually die do to old age, nukes, fission, etc. you have to actually physically obliterate them in order to stop them

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
it can stop repeated tank shellings and then kill the tank.... which can destroy apartment complex sized mechs with just one to two shellings...

Actually, the zerg carapace is about as strong as steel, maybe a little more so. Don't forget that a marine can destroy a zerg in 4-6 hits.

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
the zerg will never actually die do to old age, nukes, fission, etc. you have to actually physically obliterate them in order to stop them

Wait, how are they immune to nukes?

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
the ability to do magic is a part of dna. all they'd have to do is adapt to radiate life energy, nullifying his death magic

Zerg can't use magic. And magic isn't genetic. If zerg were capable of magic, they'd have beaten protoss and marines ages ago.

[NoahFire]

CreedTheChimera said
Thome writhes lightly under the petting, panting and purring all the while. "Hehe, I'm adorable." He says, making a weird sound that would translate to a 'chuckle'.

"Hey Hades are you ticklish? Random question." I ask Hades. I turn back to Thome and keep petting him "Yes you are. Whos a good boy?" I ask. =3

[CreedTheChimera]

NoahFire said
"Hey Hades are you ticklish? Random question." I ask Hades. I turn back to Thome and keep petting him "Yes you are. Whos a good boy?" I ask. =3

"Somewhat, I suppose." Hades responds after a second's pause.
"I'm a good boy." Thome says happily, still enjoying the petting.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Erza can cut through solid air, Airspace, with her katanas when she wishes. Her slices are sometimes said to be even more powerful than Natsu himself. She'd easily get through them.Gray doesn't need to get through the carapace. His main ability is to freeze things. He'd turn them all too ice. At a certain temperature, biological life simply cannot exist, and he'll freeze them down to that temperature.Gajeel can cut entire islands in half when he wants to. Like Erza, he can often match Natsu, using his Secret Dragon Slayer Technique. The zerg are like crackers before these guys. There are multiple scenes where they tear through entire mountains.Makarov takes ten seconds total to charge up Fairy Law. Ten seconds. Even the greatest Zerg Rush can't beat that.Natsu's most powerful attack was able to push Gilarts backwards three feet. This dude is unstopable. He'd wipe out the average zerg army with a single strike.Oh, and I forgot Laxus, who's even more powerful than Natsu is. He can move at lightning speed, and burn through Zerg with ease, frying their little brains out.

the zerg can take repeated lightning strikes and have in the past. roaches can move undetected up to the point they attack, killing makarov. the zerg are immune to temperature as is proven by some species of feral zerg living in lava while every strain is capable of deep space travel. she still can't get through their carapace (again a case of underestimating how fucking tough something is) gajeel might kill some of them but up against something like hydralisks or even banelings he's boned. and natsu's one trick is fire... which would be canceled by the countless other powers the zerg would have by the time of reaching the city

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
the zerg can take repeated lightning strikes and have in the past. roaches can move undetected up to the point they attack, killing makarov. the zerg are immune to temperature as is proven by some species of feral zerg living in lava while every strain is capable of deep space travel. she still can't get through their carapace (again a case of underestimating how fucking tough something is) gajeel might kill some of them but up against something like hydralisks or even banelings he's boned. and natsu's one trick is fire... which would be canceled by the countless other powers the zerg would have by the time of reaching the city

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*Is now waving a sign around with leeroy on it.*

[CreedTheChimera]

Tyki said
the zerg can take repeated lightning strikes and have in the past. roaches can move undetected up to the point they attack, killing makarov. the zerg are immune to temperature as is proven by some species of feral zerg living in lava while every strain is capable of deep space travel. she still can't get through their carapace (again a case of underestimating how fucking tough something is) gajeel might kill some of them but up against something like hydralisks or even banelings he's boned. and natsu's one trick is fire... which would be canceled by the countless other powers the zerg would have by the time of reaching the city

I have a feeling you're overestimating the Zerg. If they're that powerful, then how the hell is anything a threat to them?

[NoahFire]

CreedTheChimera said
"Somewhat, I suppose." Hades responds after a second's pause."I'm a good boy." Thome says happily, still enjoying the petting.

"Hades how come you dont pet Thome?" I ask. I turn to thome and smile "Yesh yesh you are." I say and keep pettig him.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Actually, the zerg carapace is about as strong as steel, maybe a little more so. Don't forget that a marine can destroy a zerg in 4-6 hits.

actually the zerg carapace is on a level that is mountains above steel. a marine's rifle can actually punch a hole through steel without any difficulty.

thewizardguy said
Zerg can't use magic. And magic isn't genetic. If zerg were capable of magic, they'd have beaten protoss and marines ages ago.

the ability to do magic is genetic

thewizardguy said
Wait, how are they immune to nukes?

not the explosion but the radiation. in many games between tiny and myself i've nuked the hell out of his zerg structures and units while they've shown zero effect from the radioactive fallout

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
........*Is now waving a sign around with leeroy on it.*

*shoots the sign* leeroy was else where until proven otherwise

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
*shoots the sign* leeroy was else where until proven otherwise

.............
*Points out my previous comments about roots.* guess what is under the guild building....

[Tyki]

CreedTheChimera said
I have a feeling you're the Zerg. If they're that powerful, then how the hell is a threat to them?

the thing is... lore wise they should be able to take over the sc universe no problem... but a force like that would make for a massively unbalanced system....

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
the zerg can take repeated lightning strikes and have in the past. roaches can move undetected up to the point they attack, killing makarov. the zerg are immune to temperature as is proven by some species of feral zerg living in lava while every strain is capable of deep space travel. she still can't get through their carapace (again a case of underestimating how fucking tough something is) gajeel might kill some of them but up against something like hydralisks or even banelings he's boned. and natsu's one trick is fire... which would be canceled by the countless other powers the zerg would have by the time of reaching the city

Allow me to give you a picture of how strong Erza is. She was powerful enough to slice through indestructible airspace, slicing through solid air. Solid air would be harder than multiple layers of armored steel, nearly indestructible. Furthermore, her armor is capable of taking hits powerful enough to shatter cities and stand back up. Then, recently, she got her Essence awoken and became 3x more powerful than before. Like I said, Zerg are crackers.
Gray, I admit, would probably be pretty useless against the Zerg. They seem to be mostly immune to cold. However, he can create massive cannons and blades out of ice with the power to blast houses to pieces, with ease. Furthermore, his speed and strength is incredible, far surpassing human limits. Again, recently got awakened, now 3x more powerful than before.
Gajeel can cut entire islands in half, and his skin is hard enough to take tank shells without a problem. He can crush tanks with his bare hands, and Hydralisk bolts wouldn't even hurt him. His roar of blades tears apart cities with ease. Again, he got his Essence awoken.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
.............*Points out my previous comments about roots.* guess what is under the guild building....

fuck it.... *ubernukes the guild, the city, the nation, country and planet that fairy tale guild is on and then sends creed's zerg in to take air samples which would contain the fat from the characters

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Allow me to give you a picture of how strong Erza is. She was powerful enough to slice through indestructible airspace, slicing through solid air. Solid air would be harder than multiple layers of armored steel, nearly indestructible. Furthermore, her armor is capable of taking hits powerful enough to shatter cities and stand back up. Then, recently, she got her Essence awoken and became 3x more powerful than before. Like I said, Zerg are crackers.Gray, I admit, would probably be pretty useless against the Zerg. They seem to be mostly immune to cold. However, he can create massive cannons and blades out of ice with the power to blast houses to pieces, with ease. Furthermore, his speed and strength is incredible, far surpassing human limits. Again, recently got awakened, now 3x more powerful than before.Gajeel can cut entire islands in half, and his skin is hard enough to take tank shells without a problem. He can crush tanks with his bare hands, and Hydralisk bolts wouldn't even hurt him. His roar of blades tears apart cities with ease. Again, he got his Essence awoken.

my hydralisk blades literally cut anything apart due to the compisition. terran seige tanks far surpass mere cannons... and if that's the case then how come she has difficulty with the tower of pain where her armors were reduced to just some pants?

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
actually the zerg carapace is on a level that is mountains above steel. a marine's rifle can actually punch a hole through steel without any difficulty.the ability to do magic is geneticnot the explosion but the radiation. in many games between tiny and myself i've nuked the hell out of his zerg structures and units while they've shown zero effect from the radioactive fallout

First off, after doing some research, I've discovered that Zerg carapace is about five times as hard as steel. At least, that's the most reliable info I could get.

Bullshit. Magic is done through research and control of mana. While of course, some magic is genetic to magical creatures, this is uniquely passed on. Just being able to alter your DNA doesn't give you the ability to do magic. By that logic, Tsukune has Tyki's powers, because they're genetic.

NOTHING shows effects from radioactive fallout in Starcraft.