[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
fuck it.... *ubernukes the guild, the city, the nation, country and planet that fairy tale guild is on and then sends creed's zerg in to take air samples which would contain the fat from the characters

...........
*Leeroy pulls a superman and intercepts the nuke in orbit, saving everyone.*
*Starts playing funeral music with a tin can and chop sticks.*

[kishin asura]

((Dammit tiny I was just about to play the bullshit deus ex machina card....and bring back a char I haven't used in forever...))

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
my hydralisk blades literally cut anything apart due to the compisition. terran seige tanks far surpass mere cannons... and if that's the case then how come she has difficulty with the tower of pain where her armors were reduced to just some pants?

So your hydralisk blades are infinitely sharp and yet infinitely strong?....... Do I need to point out the bullshit, or can you do that yourself?

In the Tower of Pain? I think you might mean the Tower of Heaven, and there she removed her armor because it was slowing her down. With her armor on, she wasn't able to block her opponent's attacks, and her opponent was capable of cutting through any material.

[supertinyking]

Not to mention
*Starts beating Tyki with what looks like an adult crona with no hair.*
WE AGREED ON NO MURDERING THEM TYKI!

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
First off, after doing some research, I've discovered that Zerg carapace is about five times as hard as steel. At least, that's the most reliable info I could get.

Bullshit. Magic is done through research and control of mana. While of course, some magic is genetic to magical creatures, this is uniquely passed on. Just being able to alter your DNA doesn't give you the ability to do magic. By that logic, Tsukune has Tyki's powers, because they're genetic.

NOTHING shows effects from radioactive fallout in Starcraft.

as far as i know their carapace is 5 times as hard as neo steel at max level

if that's true then why can't we do magic irl? my thought has always been that it's a genetic difference

exactly but there are reasons to explain that. terrans have suits and vehicles to sheild them from it. protoss have energy sheilds, and the zerg are just immune :P

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
the thing is... lore wise they should be able to take over the sc universe no problem... but a force like that would make for a massively unbalanced system....

Actually, Lore Wise the Protoss are the most powerful. Not only is their technology massively superior, giving them force fields and blades made out of plasma, capable of cutting through any physical material, but they have psychic powers. In order to make up for this, they all have massive unit costs, but a Zealot should be able to insta-kill almost any zerg unit with a single hit.

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
So your hydralisk blades are infinitely sharp and yet infinitely strong?....... Do I need to point out the bullshit, or can you do that yourself?In the Tower of Pain? I think you might mean the Tower of Heaven, and there she removed her armor because it was slowing her down. With her armor on, she wasn't able to block her opponent's attacks, and her opponent was capable of cutting through any material.

I think he's talking about the Pandemonium event in the Grand Magic Games. Or maybe it is the Tower of Heaven, IDK ^^'

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
...........*Leeroy pulls a superman and intercepts the nuke in orbit, saving everyone.**Starts playing funeral music with a tin can and chop sticks.*

*the nukes faze through him and hit anyway*

supertinyking said
Not to mention*Starts beating Tyki with what looks like an adult crona with no hair.*WE AGREED ON NO MURDERING THEM TYKI!

i know, but matt and creed won't let this rest...

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
as far as i know their carapace is 5 times as hard as neo steel at max levelif that's true then why can't we do magic irl? my thought has always been that it's a genetic differenceexactly but there are reasons to explain that. terrans have suits and vehicles to sheild them from it. protoss have energy sheilds, and the zerg are just immune :P

Neo steel? Steel from the Matrix?

We can't do magic irl because magic doesn't EXIST irl, moron.

I'm fine with them being immune to background radiation, I just originally thought you meant nukes couldn't harm them, which is oddly specific.

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
*the nukes faze through him and hit anyway*i know, but matt and creed won't let this rest...

*Bullllshiet. He moves rapidly, saving everyone.*
Still, can we not let the shit settle, and rp for gods sake?!

[CreedTheChimera]

Tyki said
*the nukes faze through him and hit anyway*i know, but matt and creed won't let this rest...

*the planet emerges completely unharmed* Mavis' Fairy Sphere is capable of being enhanced to encompass the planet =D And it's powerful enough to protect from even Time.

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Actually, Lore Wise the Protoss are the most powerful. Not only is their technology massively superior, giving them force fields and blades made out of plasma, capable of cutting through any physical material, but they have psychic powers. In order to make up for this, they all have massive unit costs, but a Zealot should be able to insta-kill almost any zerg unit with a single hit.

true... the protoss are powerful too.... actually, now that i think about it... lore wise it should only really be protoss v zerg.... the terrans are massively outclassed on both fronts....

[thewizardguy]

CreedTheChimera said
I think he's talking about the Pandemonium event in the Grand Magic Games. Or maybe it is the Tower of Heaven, IDK ^^'

I just recall her wearing pants in the Tower of Heaven.

[thewizardguy]

Tyki said
true... the protoss are powerful too.... actually, now that i think about it... lore wise it should only really be protoss v zerg.... the terrans are massively outclassed on both fronts....

I still don't get how the protoss were defeated. The reason they fight on equal grounds with the zerg is because almost all of them are dead, but how did they all die in the first place? Imagine a fight where there are just as many Zerg as there are Protoss. The Protoss would OWN the Zerg.

[kishin asura]

Tyki said
*the nukes faze through him and hit anyway*i know, but matt and creed won't let this rest...

((Yay! I can play the "misogi kumagawa (an OP char from long ago) uses all fiction (his ability which allows him to erase any aspect of reality.... I haven't used him in in a while....) to pull a bullshit deus ex machina" card again!)) *misogi appears and erases the bombs before they hit*

[CreedTheChimera]

thewizardguy said
I just recall her wearing pants in the Tower of Heaven.

Alright, I dunno why I said Pandemonium...

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
Neo steel? Steel from the Matrix?
We can't do magic irl because magic doesn't EXIST irl
I'm fine with them being immune to background radiation, I just originally thought you meant nukes couldn't harm them, which is oddly specific.

yes, it let's people dodge bullets...

neither does psionics but people can see the future -_-

oh really? then how come you get so pissy when i say something else is immune to radiation?

[ShadowVentus]

CreedTheChimera said
I think he's talking about the Pandemonium event in the Grand Magic Games. Or maybe it is the Tower of Heaven, IDK ^^'

Well, on both fronts, Erza had difficulty. The main difference between those two fights was the quantity of enemies. I can't quite remember whether she fought against 100 or 1,000 enemies in the Pandemonium event...

[Tyki]

thewizardguy said
I still don't get how the protoss were defeated. The reason they fight on equal grounds with the zerg is because almost all of them are dead, but how did they all die in the first place? Imagine a fight where there are just as many Zerg as there are Protoss. The Protoss would OWN the Zerg.

it was because kerrigan dominated them with psionic abilities and called in a massive invasion... i think...

[CreedTheChimera]

ShadowVentus said
Well, on both fronts, Erza had difficulty. The main difference between those two fights was the quantity of enemies. I can't quite remember whether she fought against 100 or 1,000 enemies in the Pandemonium event...

It was 100, with several supposedly supposed to be on even power levels with her, and even being on par with the Wizard Saints.