[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[thewizardguy]

Spiritstallion1 said
.....I'm watching Drake right now, and I can guarantee you that he does not have short blonde hair. JB I couldn't care less aboutBut they look literally nothing alike

Well, can we both agree that they're blonde?

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
Sure, why not!

Because the main story is horrible, containing horrible things, that will send you into a depression and ruin your life. But nevermind that.

*Suddenly, there's a knock on the door*

[Spiritstallion1]

thewizardguy said
Well, can we both agree that they're blonde?

No. No we cannot. He has like, dark brown hair in most things. Some with a streak of blonde, but not actually blonde. Go look at the picture of Matlock. Matlock's blonde. Drake is not.

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
Because the main story is horrible, containing horrible things, that will send you into a depression and ruin your life. But nevermind that.*Suddenly, there's a knock on the door*

"Huh...guess now I just have to open the door..." I say as I go to answer the door.

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*I reach out, as I smile*Me: now that warmup is done, let's fight. Allow me to start by finishing this fight. CUCUMBER CANNON!*Green energy glows around me, as I laugh. You feel a vacuum open, as the galaxy is drawn into it, stars being destroyed to nothing in a matter of miliseconds, until within less than ten seconds the entire galaxy has been compressed into a single cucumber, glowing green. I gather energy into this, as you sense the full power of the mass of a galaxy converted through the Plot Hole beign gathered, as I start glowing, my laughter becoming louder as space starts warping around me*

I chuckle.
"I guess play time is over....time for my true form." I say with a bit of a chuckle. Soon I start glowing white and several colored orbs fly to me. Each color stains the white canvas like splattered paint. My eyes are the only thing to remain white. I stand waiting for the incoming attack.

[thewizardguy]

Spiritstallion1 said
No. No we cannot. He has like, dark brown hair in most things. Some with a streak of blonde, but not actually blonde. Go look at the picture of Matlock. Matlock's blonde. Drake is not.

You are bullshitting so hard right now.

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
"Huh...guess now I just have to open the door..." I say as I go to answer the door.

*It's a smiling man, in a brown vest over a white shirt. He has a pair of smart folk glasses, and soft brown eyes. His smile is sad, as well as warm, his features mellow. He wears brown trousers, and black shoes*
Johnathan: Hello, Ventus. My name is Johnathan. I'm here to record your Will.

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
I chuckle."I guess play time is over....time for my true form." I say with a bit of a chuckle. Soon I start glowing white and several colored orbs fly to me. Each color stains the white canvas like splattered paint. My eyes are the only thing to remain white. I stand waiting for the incoming attack.

*I smile, as the power reaches a pinnacle point, and the universe seems to disallign, all galaxies moving towards a single central point, beams of power reaching out to the far corners of the universe*
Final Cucumber Move: Universal Cucumber!
*The energy flashes.... and the universe is gone. Space and time are ripped apart, as the dimension shudders under the impact, the remnants of reality seeming to dissolve into remnant energy. I float, along, in the void, still chuckling*

[Spiritstallion1]

thewizardguy said
You are bullshitting so hard right now.

How the hell is that blonde!

That's brown!

Matlock is blonde:

Drake is not:

[ShadowVentus]

thewizardguy said
*It's a smiling man, in a brown vest over a white shirt. He has a pair of smart folk glasses, and soft brown eyes. His smile is sad, as well as warm, his features mellow. He wears brown trousers, and black shoes*Johnathan: Hello, Ventus. My name is Johnathan. I'm here to record your Will.

I become puzzled. "I'm sorry..I don't follow. First of all, how do you know my name? Second, what Will?"

[thewizardguy]

Spiritstallion1 said
How the hell is that blonde! That's brown! Matlock is blonde: Drake is not:

..... how the hell did his hair color change since the last picture you showed me?

[ShadowVentus]

Spiritstallion1 said
How the hell is that blonde! That's brown! Matlock is blonde: Drake is not:

Seems legit to me!

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
I become puzzled. "I'm sorry..I don't follow. First of all, how do you know my name? Second, what Will?"

The man walks past you, smilng taking a seat on the most comfortable couch.
"Your Will. Your Inheritance. You are going to die soon. I presume you would wish to leave some of your belongings to your family, or perhaps friends? It would be a shame for the local government to claim them.

[thewizardguy]

ShadowVentus said
Seems legit to me!

Don't encourage her!

[supertinyking]

thewizardguy said
*I smile, as the power reaches a pinnacle point, and the universe seems to disallign, all galaxies moving towards a single central point, beams of power reaching out to the far corners of the universe*Final Cucumber Move: Universal Cucumber!*The energy flashes.... and the universe is gone. Space and time are ripped apart, as the dimension shudders under the impact, the remnants of reality seeming to dissolve into remnant energy. I float, along, in the void, still chuckling*

The energy flashes...and is suddenly pulled into a book I am holding.
"Are you done playing?" I ask in 16 voices as I close the book.

[Spiritstallion1]

thewizardguy said
..... how the hell did his hair color change since the last picture you showed me?

....who's....Matlock's or Drake's.....Ugh I'm just really confused now -_-

[Spiritstallion1]

ShadowVentus said
Seems legit to me!

Thank you!

[Spiritstallion1]

thewizardguy said
Don't encourage her!

I don't need encouragement

[thewizardguy]

supertinyking said
The energy flashes...and is suddenly pulled into a book I am holding."Are you done playing?" I ask in 16 voices as I close the book.

Oh? It seems you're far more powerful than Drac or that ridiculous Sith.

[thewizardguy]

Spiritstallion1 said
....who's....Matlock's or Drake's.....Ugh I'm just really confused now -_-

I have no idea who this Mattock fellow is, but I swear to the flying spaghetti monster that Drake's hair was blond before!