[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[kishin asura]

Me: *is running from the genetic fusion of goku, superman, and chuck norris* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: *is running from the genetic fusion of goku, superman, and chuck norris* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

I am reading your post.
"Goku and superman? This should be ea......oh fuck that no way am I pissing off chuck norris." I say, as I hide.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
I am reading your post."Goku and superman? This should be ea......oh fuck that no way am I pissing off chuck norris." I say, as I hide.

((LOL)) Me: help meeeeeee!!! Oh fuck it. *I send in a chuck norris clone who then obliterates the hybrid with a roundhouse kick* thanks man. Clone: *walks away as a portal opens on its own. Because it knows better*

[CreedTheChimera]

kishin asura said
Me: *is running from the genetic fusion of goku, superman, and chuck norris* shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

I pull out the Anti-Chuck Norris Cannon and mix it with the Anti-Goku and Anti-Superman Guns. "LET'S DO THIS LEEEEERRRRROOOOYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNKKKIIINNNNSSS!" I shoot at it.

[CreedTheChimera]

kishin asura said
((LOL)) Me: help meeeeeee!!! Oh fuck it. *I send in a chuck norris clone who then obliterates the hybrid with a roundhouse kick* thanks man. Clone: *walks away as a portal opens on its own. Because it knows better*

"Never mind then." Puts up my gun.

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
((LOL)) Me: help meeeeeee!!! Oh fuck it. *I send in a chuck norris clone who then obliterates the hybrid with a roundhouse kick* thanks man. Clone: *walks away as a portal opens on its own. Because it knows better*

The clone then is killed by the real chuck, because no one can recreate perfection. Chuck then leaves the roleplay for he is too powerful for any mere mortal to control his actions.

[kishin asura]

CreedTheChimera said
"Never mind then." Puts up my gun.

Me: It's handy to have a chuck norris clone around.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
The clone then is killed by the real chuck, because no one can recreate perfection. Chuck then leaves the roleplay for he is too powerful for any mere mortal to control his actions.

Me: ....oh my god my chuck norris clone was killed by chuck norris himself....

[CreedTheChimera]

Staring at the computer. "Guys, what is Chuck Norris squared?"

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: ....oh my god my chuck norris clone was killed by chuck norris himself....

"Hey kishin, want to meet someone that will kick your ass?" I ask.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
"Hey kishin, want to meet someone that will kick your ass?" I ask.

Me: not if it's either darkside, misogi kumagawa, chuck norris, or asura having a bad day.

[supertinyking]

CreedTheChimera said
Staring at the computer. "Guys, what is Chuck Norris squared?"

You cannot square chuck norris, for he is infinite.

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: not if it's either darkside, misogi kumagawa, chuck norris, or asura having a bad day.

"It is none of those things." I say.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
"It is none of those things." I say.

Me: then yes. Yes I do.

[ShadowVentus]

CreedTheChimera said
She keeps working, obviously having nothing else to say."Well... do you have a place to stay?" Lucy asks.

The hooded man disappears, the dark corridor closing behind him.

---

I shake my head. "No, actually, I don't." I reply.

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: then yes. Yes I do.

"Fine then. HEY DOUCHBAG GET OVER HERE!" I yell, and a south park version of me shuffles over.
"Meet Sir Douchbag, level 15 mage." I say. "He is a master of magic, and has single handedly stopped a shit ton of evil peeps." I say.

[ShadowVentus]

CreedTheChimera said
Staring at the computer. "Guys, what is Chuck Norris squared?"

"Not sure. What would that be?" I ask.

[ShadowVentus]

supertinyking said
"Fine then. HEY DOUCHBAG GET OVER HERE!" I yell, and a south park version of me shuffles over."Meet Sir Douchbag, level 15 mage." I say. "He is a master of magic, and has single handedly stopped a shit ton of evil peeps." I say.

Bahahaha! XD

[CreedTheChimera]

ShadowVentus said
The hooded man disappears, the dark corridor closing behind him.I shake my head. "No, actually, I don't." I reply.

I think Lucy wants you to stay with heeeerrr!" Happy says with a wink.
"WHAT?!" Lucy yells, face turning red. "NO! STUPID CAT!"

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
"Fine then. HEY DOUCHBAG GET OVER HERE!" I yell, and a south park version of me shuffles over."Meet Sir Douchbag, level 15 mage." I say. "He is a master of magic, and has single handedly stopped a shit ton of evil peeps." I say.

Me: 'sup?