[OOC] Hell's coffee lounge

[CreedTheChimera]

supertinyking said
"Fine then. HEY DOUCHBAG GET OVER HERE!" I yell, and a south park version of me shuffles over."Meet Sir Douchbag, level 15 mage." I say. "He is a master of magic, and has single handedly stopped a shit ton of evil peeps." I say.

"I JUST got done watching pewds play that xD What are the odds." I say.

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: 'sup?

He remains silent.
"He doesn't talk much." I say.

[supertinyking]

CreedTheChimera said
"I JUST got done watching pewds play that xD What are the odds." I say.

Good thing I got him first, unless you wish to grab the other 3 classes...well...one might be left out.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
He remains silent."He doesn't talk much." I say.

Me: ah.

[CreedTheChimera]

If I ever get that game, I'm going to be a thief. BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS DA THIEF!

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: ah.

"Now then....douche bag....use Nagasaki on kishin..." I say, and the kid starts to prepare something, letting out the sound of escaping air that seems to grow higher in pitch.

[kishin asura]

Me: .... that's never a good sound....

[ShadowVentus]

CreedTheChimera said
I think Lucy wants you to stay with heeeerrr!" Happy says with a wink."WHAT?!" Lucy yells, face turning red. "NO! STUPID CAT!"

"Huh? Well, I don't mind. Unless, she thinks I'm THAT bad of company." I say, ruffling my hair and grinning.

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: .... that's never a good sound....

The kid turns to face away from you, as the area starts to shake. Soon he lets out a fart so powerful it knocks you away while wounding you severly, rupturing organs and popping veins. "And that, is the power of Nagasaki." I say.

[kishin asura]

Me: ... taken down by a farting mage *I get up. My wounds healing* that's one to add to the list.

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: ... taken down by a farting mage *I get up. My wounds healing* that's one to add to the list.

"That, is why he is so feared." I say.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
"That, is why he is so feared." I say.

Me: ... because he can severely wound people by farting?

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: ... because he can severely wound people by farting?

"His powers are many, observe." I say, as the kid cups a spell right into your face, stunning you long enough for him to use dust of sleeping on you. That stuns you long enough for him to pull a fire breath, setting you alight before finishing you with a Nagasaki, putting you in critical condition.

[kishin asura]

supertinyking said
"His powers are many, observe." I say, as the kid cups a spell right into your face, stunning you long enough for him to use dust of sleeping on you. That stuns you long enough for him to pull a fire breath, setting you alight before finishing you with a Nagasaki, putting you in critical condition.

Me: *wheezes* impressive.... *my wounds begin to heal*

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Me: *wheezes* impressive.... *my wounds begin to heal*

((You just got owned by a 4th grader I think. One that used a roman candle, blinding dust and a super powered fart.....bravo.))
I start rolfing while douche bag offers a hand to help you up.

[kishin asura]

((....my pride is still intact))
me: *grabs his hand and gets up* thanks. *I let go of his hand just as dark maka drop kicks me from out of nowhere* dark maka: *smirks* I still got it.

[CreedTheChimera]

ShadowVentus said
"Huh? Well, I don't mind. Unless, she thinks I'm THAT bad of company." I say, ruffling my hair and grinning.

"No, it's not that it's just that..." Lucy says, trailing off.
"Well you let me and Gray stay over there." Natsu says.
"Yeah but that was..." She then sighs. "If I try to argue it's going to end up you two and Erza going along as well. I give up."

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
((....my pride is still intact))me: *grabs his hand and gets up* thanks. *I let go of his hand just as dark maka drop kicks me from out of nowhere* dark maka: *smirks* I still got it.

Dark maka is drenched by douche bag throwing a bucket of water on her..

[kishin asura]

Dark maka: *looks angrily at the little kid* .... you're lucky I have someone to find. Me: let me guess, maka? Dark maka: yep. Today will be the day of our battle...

[supertinyking]

kishin asura said
Dark maka: *looks angrily at the little kid* .... you're lucky I have someone to find. Me: let me guess, maka? Dark maka: yep. Today will be the day of our battle...

She is then shocked by Douche bag using a mythical battery to electrify her.