[OOC] Warhammer 40k: The Chaos Incursion

[Rithy]

@rivaan

TO DESTROY THE FLAT-CHESTED SORCERESS!!

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy

S'cuse me

Are we calling Maria flat chested?

Bad things might happen if she overhears this

[rivaan]

@Monochromatic Rainbow That's irrelevant xD

[Antediluvixen]

@rivaan

She can do a lot more than just setting herself on fire, you realize :P

[Rithy]

Bad things might happen if she overhears this

@Monochromatic Rainbow

I think at this rate, bad things are inevitable in their relation! :P

Though now that I think about it, I actually have no clue how Maria, Vala and Adrianne actually compare cup wise... !

[rivaan]

Well judging picture/discription proportion wise, it would be adrianne > Vala > Maria ^_^.

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy @rivaan

Maria's got a rather heavy coat, so that kind of flattens things out a good deal

She's got some assets :P

[rivaan]

@Monochromatic Rainbow Well both Vala and Adrianne are judging from what they can see at this point xD

[Antediluvixen]

@rivaan

Well, guess they're in for a surpriiiiise

[Rithy]

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Why do I suddenly imagine Maria just suddenly flashing the two all of a sudden? xD

[Eisenhorn]

@Rithy

"Thats it, thats the last time you lot call me flat chested! *Whips open coat*"

Playing out along those sort of lines?

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy

Probably because we're all a bunch of dirty minded freaks :P

@Eisenhorn

You never knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[Rithy]

@Eisenhorn

If you add some pyrotechnics(or just general pyromancy!) to that performance, I think you'd be closer to what'd actually happen ^^

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Is it just gonna come one point in the story where it's suddenly revealed that our presumed flat-chested pyromaniac is actually sporting something silly like a g-cup size beneath the heavy trenchcoat? xD

[Antediluvixen]

@Rithy

Nah, she's human, not a secret Daemonette

I'd say she's aboooooooout

This

[rivaan]

@Monochromatic Rainbow That's not something you can just hide under a heavy coat... unless that coat is made of steel or something xD

[Antediluvixen]

@rivaan

Nah

But remember, she's also got carapace armor under there too, and it is a heavy coat :P

As in, it may or may not be laminated layers of kevlar-esque fibers and heavy duty leather

And the image isn't exactly what she looks like, it's just a guide yo

[rivaan]

@Monochromatic RainbowI have the perfect joke about that, but I can't find the manga page about it D;

[Eisenhorn]

@Rithy Well I figured our friendly neighborhood pyromancer would want to not incinerate her coat to make a point. Call me crazy I guess.

Besides, we can handwave all the how she hid it with two words. Warp Shenanigans. Or Emperor Protects. Hell, even Eldar Trickery if we're getting a Xenos bend going.

[Antediluvixen]

@rivaan

Hmmmm?

@Eisenhorn

Her coat won't burn if she lights herself on fire

4th degree interdimensional warpfuckery!

[rivaan]

@Monochromatic Rainbow I had once watched an anime where there was this big breasted girl with proportion similar to that pic you gave. She put on a metal breastplate to hide her chest and the breastplate couldn't take the pressure, cracked, shattered and exploded asically into sharpnels around the room, breaking windows and stuff and leaving her with strategically placed pieces of her now ruined clothing over her breasts.