@Lonewolf685"Odysseus...Oooooooooodysseussss... take thou not of the Sun Gods cattle Odysseusss. Heed this warning lest ye be cursed with Helios's vengeance."
"I swear it noble Tiresias! neither me nor my men shall succumb to temptation however great it may be."
A few months latter
"ODYSSEUS! Thou hast et up the cattle of Helios! The vengeance of the Sun God is upon you!"
"Tiresias! Zeus! My noble bros wait! I can explain! We never touched the cattle, there was this portal, all these barbarians from the future or another dimension or some sort of weird shit came out and took all the cattle! They kept talking about making a Griffon, Basilisk and Sun God Cattle shish kabob! And someone named Emiya! I swear i'm not making this up! Please!"
"Portals? Barbarians from the future, what? Nobody fucking believes your bullshit story Odysseus, now THE WRATH OF THE SUN GOD IS UPON YOU!"