The Best, Worst Pick-Up Lines

[Mesonyx]

Please, disappoint me

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This Han doesn't want to fly Solo

[Dolerman]

@Mesonyx
Sit on my lap, and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

[Todd Howard]

@Mesonyx
When I saw you, I wanted to throw you in the toilet.

Because you're the shit!

[BrokenPromise]

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But It's November,

Let's make a baby!

[Todd Howard]

@BrokenPromise

I think I'm in love.

_{that, or it's just gas.}

[Rocketman]

Hey, I thought you look cute so I want to introduce myself

[Cyndyr]

You just dropped something. Your standards. Date me.

[Heat]

Damn are you from Ireland? Because you make my penis start Dublin.

[The Architect]

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

[Cyndyr]

You should sell hot dogs because you really know how to make a wiener stand.

[Tokara]

@Americore Get yo ass in here ;)

[GirlOnMarz]

Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you.

[Jotunn Draugr]

These are horrible XD

You remind me on the Mona Lisa, because I want to mount you against my wall.

[Tsar Gatto]

“Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?”

“Excuse me maaam, you dropped a piece of ass. Let me get that for you.” *Proceed to grab her ass and then get slapped…probably*

“There are 8 planets in the solar system…. Well, seven once I’ve destroyed Uranus.” *Keep winking until awkward levels exceed 10*

“I like every bone in your body… especially mine. “

“Wow, that dress! I’m so jealous!” *Her reply probably: why?* “Because its touching you and I’m not!”

And of course my favourite….

“Damn, I thought I was good looking!”

I’ve only been maced a few times…

[Heap241]

"You seem pretty awesome. I may take you out to coffee sometime, if I feel like it!"

True story.. this actually happened. He just stood there smiling awkwardly like he just said the coolest thing ever.