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>Deconstructs hilt
>Stabs left thigh with tang
>Calls me "barbaric"
wew look whose talking boyo
what kind of uncouth and crude method is that?
True gentlement-knight-warrior-ninja-rangers-champions stab in the left kidney with the cross guard which they expertly deconstruct in exactly 1.2526543687465657434π second because they study the way of the blade, swearing to live and die by the blade, while everyone else is busying "being social" or "having a life".
EXCUSE me?
Truly a fool's errand to do so. The only way for true gentlement-knight-warrior-ninja-rangers-champions to end an opponent isn't to use A FUCKING CROSSGUARD. No, one must remove the tsuba of a katana (which should generally not be the blade you have been using before it is time to finish an enemy, unless you're in a position of imminent peril), remove the hilt's wrapping to get at the rayskin, then you take the rayskin and tie it using the wrapping to the katana's tang (which you should have exposed earlier). One you're done with that, you chop part of the katana's tip off with your main blade (this should be simple for any true swordsman). Then you tie the rayskin to that piece, and finally hot weld the tsuba to it using sparks from your two blades (make sure it is a fairly flimsy weld, and note that you can use sparks from a blade against your teeth if you only have one). You then gram onto the now-tip of the katana and swing it in verticle circles using your right arm until the tsuba's weld breaks and it flies off towards your enemy, hitting them between the eyes and finishing them honorable.
This must be done in exactly 7.708091379e9 Planck Times (the smallest possible measurement of time, corresponding to the time it take slight to cross the smallest possible measurement of size), otherwise it is dishonorable and a barbaric action. This is because 7.708091379e9 is the absolute value of the period of the sine of 815,141,518, which is numerical code for the word "Honor".
EDIT: (/unmeme. I'd like to point out that 7.708091379e9 ACTUALLY IS the absolute value of the period of the sine of 815,141,518, which is also ACTUALLY numerical code for the word "Honor". Just in case you didn't do the math.)
