[OOC] WARHAMMER 40K: THE TARSON INCURSION

[WardenCelestine]

@Jbcool 2 Warbikes and 1 Wartrakk.

[Rithy]

@Jbcool@Andromedai

ANd don't forget the Wartrakk skorcha, so popular with all entrenced positions ^^

[Jb]

@Rithy I thought that that was the one that just got destroyed?

[Rithy]

@Jbcool

No, that was just a wartrakk with some rocket launchers :D

A wartrakk skorcha is basically a wartrakk that's pulling a napalm cannon that's operated by grotz!

[Jb]

@Rithy I collected (Space) Orks for over a decade, so there's no need to tell me about a skorcha, thank you very much!

My Hider

[Jb]

@Rithy Whelp...looks like we're screwed now!

[Rithy]

@Rithy Whelp...looks like we're screwed now!

@Jbcool

In the Grim Darkness of the 40k, this is what we call a "Warm up fight" xD

[Jb]

@Rithy O rly? For Adrienne, perhaps. Why can she not just crush him like a walking tin can?

[Rithy]

@Rithy O rly? For Adrienne, perhaps. Why can she not just crush him like a walking tin can?

@Jbcool

Because she's busy with other stuff, obviously xD

This is basically what I've imagined Adrianne like all this fight!

My Hider

[Jb]

@Rithy I assume you drew that, in which case...very nice, very nice indeed.

Yea, I can see how that would be what you imagined, fits quite well; I especially love the attention to detail, 'need for speed' indeed.

I'll get a post up today and end this - one question, does our Orkish adversary actually have any close-coombat weapons? From what I can tell, he's bristling with guns and dakka but no choppy bitz.

[Eisenhorn]

@Rithy Oi, Ansgar is being useful, not merely can be useful here! *Totally not missing the joke on purpose* In all seriousness, you want to see him useful? Give him a Power Shovel, he'll right fuck shit up. And dig trenches in city streets, but that is merely a side effect

Also, cursed low mortal ceilings should be the Apothecary's battlecry anytime he is indoors. And I read Adrianne's line in a highschool preteen voice, mostly because of the tactically placed like.

Also also, the amount of cloaks/longcoats this party has isn't high enough, clearly certain other folks are lacking in their attire.

[POOHEAD189]

Meanwhile, as the others argue...

[Eisenhorn]

@POOHEAD189 As long as they are within approximately 50 yards (Or he burns through what I assume is a limited supply of slug) haha.

[Rithy]

@Jbcool

I only recently learned that the White Scars were all basically speedfreaks and mongols in space xD

As for the Ork, Toof's melee weapons. Well, aside from the fact he's a big nob in mechanized armor that could probably bench press a car; no, he doesn't have any melee weapons. The closest thing he has to a close-quarter weapon is his twin-linked flamers.

Granted, in theory, if you apply enuff dakka, you won't need melee weapons as nobody's gonna get close enough to you anyway without being turned into extra-airy swiss cheese ^^

[Jb]

@Rithy Eeeeeh, alright then...guess I'll let the Arbites go out there first then. :)

As for being speed freaks, well, why the Hell do you think he keeps thinking about his Assault Bike? No White Scar likes to be on foot for too long, not when they can be racing it across the field instead.

[Rithy]

@Jbcool

Imagine the irony that Nergui is on a Forge World of the Mechanicus, yet still has to slog around in the mud like a mere footsoldier! xD

[Jb]

Right, gonna be making a post, so no-one else post for a moment. Gracias.

[Rithy]

It's barely autumn, but I can feel the spirit already in the air:

[Eisenhorn]

Ho cubed, most excellent way to fit it on the banner. That's why you don't fuck with Santa or his 'helpers'.

[WardenCelestine]

Everyone that has not posted yet, please post! <3
@POOHEAD189 @Rivaan so on and so forth.