Sticks

[Foster]

<Snipped quote by Foster>

You're, like, on the other side of the map though...and going in the same direction I'm going...

@BrobyDDark

It'll just take me a little bit longer.

Besides, we can still hear you plotting... something...

:::Begins to reason with Broby

Can I haz stick?

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>
It'll just take me a little bit longer.

Besides, we can still hear you plotting... something...

:::Begins to reason with Broby

Can I haz stick?

@Foster

:::shove stick up Foster's ass

[Foster]

<Snipped quote by Foster>

:::shove stick up Foster's ass

@BrobyDDark

:::Beats Broby up with the stick that is now up his ass

(this fight scene may require a censor-bar)

[BrobyDDark]

:::fight off stick by wielding Tupper as a weapon.

[Scarescrow]

::: Hearing all those weird moaning voice from the beginning place.
::: Increased the digging speed using bare hand only.

[Foster]

:::Use [comatose?] Etranger as a javalin.

[Wolves]

Turn 7
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:::harvest additional fruits!
:::Store fruits in beard?
:::Approach eastern forest.

@FrankenDaughter

You place three of the fruits in your Inventory. The plant is exhausted, but there are some fruit that are nearly ripe. They should be ready for harvest tomorrow.

:::Head further West
:::Begin collecting dirt to fortificate a fortress

@DeadbeatWalking

You have found Clay.

:::rename party "The Chad Commoners"
:::grab my Tupper and head west. I won't let those Turtle Clan fucks get ahead of us!

@BrobyDDark

The Broby Party is now known as The Chad Commoners. All bonuses associated with the party have been transferred accordingly.

[Create] Demonhost

@Hank

You have 1 Empty Spell Slot.

::: create god
::: create demigod
::: create cranky farmer

@Alphakoka

You have a Pitchfork.

::: Go to the tree and prepare a grand, uproarious speech to those below.

@Rilla

Good job.

::: Create Orc Paladin
::: Worship the Sun by kneeling and praying

@Mag Lev

You have an Iron Mace.

::: Create Blue Mage
::: Go west

@ZB1996

You have 1 Empty Spell Slot.

:::search ground for animal droppings
:::see if any are in a direction for animal taming

@Leaves

You find tracks leading to and away from the plants, heading east.

[Mag Lev]

::: Stand up from praying
::: Head East towards the forest(?) in search of glory!

[Rilla]

::: Begin speech.

[Hank]

::: Fill empty spell slot with 'Hellfire'.

[Leaves]

:::Head East in hopes of finding an animal
:::"Smell ya later, n00bs."

[Alphakoka]

::: bug @Frankendaughter for seeds from the fruits

[Antarctic Termite]

::: create cactus enthusiast

[Little Bill]

:::Request Turtle Clan member gather sticks from the nearest tree
:::Begin constructing clay bricks

[FrankenDaughter]

:::enable autoharvest - {seed} = automatically harvest seeds from consumed vegetable matter.
:::Offer Alphakoka a fruit!
:::speak : "Hope you don't die Alphie."
:::pass Rilla while ascending hill. Offer Rilla a fruit!
:::Objective : It is time to investigate the forest for low-hanging sticks.

[Scarescrow]

::: Advice DBW to build a wall, facing the land before leaving collecting sticks and branches
::: Run to the forest

[BrobyDDark]

:::continue West
:::The Chad Commoners will not be bested by the Virgin Turtle Clan!

[The Nexerus]

:::Create Dwarf

[Rilla]

::: Begin speech.

@Rilla

:::enable autoharvest - {seed} = automatically harvest seeds from consumed vegetable matter.
:::Offer Alphakoka a fruit!
:::speak : "Hope you don't die Alphie."
:::pass Rilla while ascending hill. Offer Rilla a fruit!
:::Objective : It is time to investigate the forest for low-hanging sticks.

@FrankenDaughter

::: Also accept said offering.

[Little Bill]

::BUILD THAT WALL