[OOC] Allaria - Classical Fantasy Ch. 5 - Recruit the Shadowwald!

[Rilla]

GO to Houston and you can jump off the bridge.

[Tangletail]

If yall still have room, I'd be happy to drop in an application.

Also, I see you have Goblins, would kobolds be an option?

[Rilla]

At the moment, no. But feel free to drop an application. I'm about to post the IC, so you'll have time to drop one and get it accepted before my next post.

[Rilla]

Things are posted.

[Tangletail]

Seeing that your splash art has "All we got are these fucks" which would you rather then...

Overly Zealeous Paladin
Or a 'pacifist' monk.

[Rilla]

Whichever you feel more comfortable playing. You're all fucks, and probably gonna totally screw this up.

[Tangletail]

An overly zealous juggernaught paladin it is. I'll have the character sheet up later tonight. Currently at work.

[vietmyke]

The monk would be an interesting one- a character that generally stays away from violence as much as possible, but kicks absolute ass when it gets down to the wire.

As far as character's we currently have...
Gartoj- a giant man with soft footsteps, our resident planner and 'procurement' expert (read. thief)
Phinuphus - an adorably terrifying fellow who smashes stuff with his fists, but also does well with a needle and vulnerary
Galahad - a blowhard that spews a lot of hot air, but can do a good bit of hacking with a sword
Hamelyn - a blunt northman who wears a lot of armor and fights like a bear. Sometimes literally.
Duren - a perpetually drunk dwarf who can still kick yur arse if ye give him a reason tae'

[FrankenDaughter]

Confidence, A's on your paper, college degrees, awards for best in show, ordained within your church?

Nah, that's all just headology.

We're fucks.

[Rilla]

We're being watched by the Jarl.

I wonder if he's Stormcloak or Imperial.

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

@Rilla Imperial, 'cause racism isn't cool my man. Unless it's against High Elves, those snobby pricks can all get eaten alive by skeevers.

[Rilla]

Usually, I kill your kind. #Stormcloak #FukDuhGovT

[Lauder]

@Rilla

You are a heretic and deserve to be burned

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

[Fetzen]

Resistance is futile. You're all going to be assimilated by the Drow collective anyway. Soon.
Erm... maybe mid-term.
Or long-term if some risks turn out to be true.
Or... ahem... maybe in an unforeseeable temporal distance.

[Tangletail]

Ah, So I will be making a monk then. I guess I will make her a beastfolk, make her a blind monk. The most dangerous of them all. She can kick absolute ass... but she may have trouble differentiating the enemy from an ally.

[Rilla]

@Lauder Burn first.

So many beastkin.

[Tangletail]

The animal channel is coming to save the world.

[Fetzen]

I'm innocent! Gartoj is such a cutie :)

[Rilla]

If you guys/girls have any questions feel free to ask them. I want this OOC to be active.

You lot have a week to post, before my next post.