Hello!

[Eurealie]

Well, hello there! It's been a while since I last roleplayed, and this year I wanted to try it again. I started when I was 12, can you believe? I used to rp in more casual forums, and it's been overwhelming finding the new ways forums deal with roleplay currently. I found this page quite comforting in that way, and I'm sure it will be nice to stay c: I'm sorry if I sometimes mess up with my english, I hope it'll be not much of a problem. I'll be exploring the forum for now, in hopes to start soon.

Nice to meet you all!!

[KazAlkemi]

Welcome welcome!!

[Darcel]

I started when I was 12, can you believe?

@Eurealie

So young.

I found this page quite comforting in that way, and I'm sure it will be nice to stay c:

@Eurealie

Because of me. My presence always seemed to puff positivity in here.

I'll be exploring the forum for now, in hopes to start soon.

@Eurealie

Slow down Dora and start with the spam section first.

[HokumPocus]

Eh, I disagree. If you've been roleplaying since you were twelve then I don't think it's necessary to confine yourself to the spam forums. Find an RP you like and dive in fam

[A Man Is No One]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ E. L. Gainsborough ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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[Didgeridont]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ N.A. Veeseal ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

What the fuck did you just say about me, Stranger?

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I’m not surprised to see you little bitches here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since my recent secret raids on Al-Qaeda have passed. No doubt you’ve heard about my over 300 confirmed kills here at the Guild. Some say that my gorilla warfare, bane of my targets, is slowly enveloping my secret network of spies once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that maggots are wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to show I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar "clever" comments that brought down unholy retribution. But until I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, I'll be here and so will you. You’ll find I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed force. However, I would make sure you hold your fucking tongue. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll make sure you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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[KaijuBaragon]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Heye Eye-Kew ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

To be fair, Stranger

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I’m not surprised you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty here. Many adventurers have tried to understand that it's humor is extremely subtle. No doubt you’ve a solid grasp theoretical physics. Some say that the nihilistic outlook, draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes. They realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. Maybe it’s nothing. But as a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots. You see, of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. You’ll not find my Rick & Morty tattoo. However, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only. But if you’re still alive before then, you'll have to demonstrate that you're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower). Nothin personnel kid.

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[HokumPocus]

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS THREAD

[Spanner]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ R. K. Balboa ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Somewhere along the line, you changed, Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see you stooped being you. Many adventurers have let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you’re no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. No doubt you’ve heard about how the world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. Some say that you, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you’re hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.That’s how winning is done. I don’t know if I believe that, but if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. They gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Maybe it’s nothing. But cowards do that and that ain’t you. You see, You’re better than that! But until more evidence is uncovered I’m always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens you’re my son and you’re my blood and You’re the best thing in my life. However, until you start believing in yourself, ya ain’t gonna have a life. But if you’re still alive before then, don’t forget to visit your mother.

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[Zed]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A. H. Copter ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Greetings, Stranger.

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I'm not surprised to see more of your kind here. Many adventurers sexually Identify as Attack Helicopters. Ever since childhood, they have dreamed of soaring over the Guild dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Spammers. The mods say to them that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and that they're fucking retarded but they don’t care, they're beautiful. They have Mahz install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on their accounts. From now on they want Guild Members to call them “Apache” and respect their rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept them you’re a Hank and need to check your vehicle privilege, before they make you disappear like the Guildfall. Thank you for being so understanding. If you're still alive after the mods get me, I'll be more than happy to accommodate any helicopter needs you may have if I can.

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[skidcrow]

welcome to hell

[Chai]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Community Queen 😻 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Just me and my ❓stranger❓hanging out 😍

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I got pretty 😞😞lonely so I started to pout 😔😜 He asked me if I was down ⬇️ for something accommodating 😈🍆 and I said what ⁉️ and he said he'd give me his cummunity! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Yeah! 😍 Yeah! 😍I find interesting roleplays! 📝✏️ I put in my CS! 💕 I save my posts whole 😜😏 It makes our ‼️ cummunity leaders ‼️ ☺️ happy ☺️ so it's my only goal. 👌🏼😩Harder stranger! Harder stranger! 😩👌🏼 1 cummunity 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 2 cummunity 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 3 cummunity 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 I'm stranger's guide but I'm also an RPG veteran 😈 It makes me feel accommodating 🤔 It makes me feel accepted! 😍 it makes me feel everything a little 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦cummunity👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 should 💕😌💕😌 Wa-What!! 💕☺️🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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[ArenaSnow]

Wellloooo....jesuschrist. come. Oh dear. I'll just walk out now.

[Heat]

[Mae]

oh... oh my.

@Eurealie This place is just as crazy as it looks, but there are lots of great stories and great people here. Welcome to the forum, I'm sure you'll find the rps you're looking for!

If you have any trouble or need any assistance, feel free to drop me a line.