Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[amorphical]

Granted however it even grows on the surface of your eyes and you are blind.

I wish for more anime in 2019.

[Quote5]

Granted. There is a lot of anime in 2019. It's all trash. I mean, it's ALL trash. Even existing anime shows that were good before jump the shark in 2019.

I wish my foot didn't itch.

[Majoraa]

granted, your foot gets amputated.

i wish to be mute.

[Compulsive86]

granted, but everyone can hear your thoughts instead.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[The Nexerus]

Granted. Japanese is now the only language you can speak. You lose all knowledge of language that you currently possess and you will find yourself unable to ever learn a single word of any language other than Japanese.

I wish I could fly.

[Quote5]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSoRckPECmI

I wish I had more time.

[Harlequ]

Granted, you have another second before that train hits you.

I wish I knew what to wish for

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. However, it was used up by that post you just made.

Because of Harlequ, I have been hit by a train. I hope I can fully recover.

[The Nexerus]

With the assistance of expert surgeons from around the globe, you are successfully put together again after the train attack. The surgeons accidentally think your ears are just headphones, though, so they don't put them back on. You now lack ears.

I wish I was not scary.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. You are not scary. You are far more than that. The fear you strike in the souls of your enemies transcend words.

I wish I had my ears back.

[The Nexerus]

You get a set of ears back! Sadly, they look just like green headphones, and people are constantly getting confused.

...

Wait...

I wish I had a fluent understanding of all world languages.

[Uncle Spanky]

Granted, now you also have a permanent stutter free of charge

I wish for dead

[Majoraa]

granted, but for ninja'ing me, you'll revive afterwards and wake up every day speaking Portuguese.

i wish for a million dollars.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. Enjoy the taxes.

I wish I could stay focused.

[Harlequ]

Granted, but the only thing you can focus on are dust bunnies.

I wish I could have five curtain tassles made into a house.

[Salroka]

Granted. Good luck fitting into a house no larger than a large soda cup.

I wish the person making the next wish had no arms.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. I have no arms. This turns me into mettaton somehow. Enjoy they backlash for Undertale haters.

I wish I had dreams big enough to know what to wish for.

[Dread]

Granted. Your next dream has somehow enveloped you within multiple dreams, in which you are subjected to wish yourself out of it!

I wish to have an awesome mutant power.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. You are an X man. (or X woman, I dunno) You live in a world where people are racist against mutants.

I have been trapped in several layers of dreams by Dread. I wish I was not trapped.

[Salroka]

Granted. You are now stuck instead.

I wish for delicious, non-toxic, ripe plums. Because they are yummy.