[OOC] Ultimate One Universe: Season Two

[Sep]

The.. World's Finest?

@Hillan

I was thinking more along the lines of 'unlimited power'.

[Master Bruce]

Huntress is fucking Batman.

I expect utility belt shenanigans.

@Lord Wraith

Considering that Helena is generally depicted as an analogue for Batman's daughter, which is why they have such a strained relationship in the comics (Bruce is the 'disapproving dad' while Helena is the 'daughter trying to prove herself, always'), I don't think having them do the Batusi would ever be something I'd ever want to consider, even if this is a different universe. Batman isn't from Missouri.

Besides, with Jessica Jones still in Gotham (spoiler?) and Catwoman actively burglarizing people now (slightly less of a spoiler?), he's got other options.

Whenever I get to his lovelife, you best watch yourself on the sex scene game, my friend.

[Sep]

@Master Bruce just you wait. Relationship this season (spoiler?) so I'll put my chips on the table.

[Hillan]

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I was thinking more along the lines of 'unlimited power'.

@Sep

Maximum unlimited power.

[Master Bruce]

@Master Bruce just you wait. Relationship this season (spoiler?) so I'll put my chips on the table.

@Sep

But wouldn't any lovemaking scene with Iris just be like a sentence or two long because of her being, ahem, The Fastest Woman Alive?

[Sep]

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Maximum unlimited power.

@Hillan

Apparently Maximum is a trademark of Gowi. Absolute Unlimited Power?

[Hillan]

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Apparently Maximum is a trademark of Gowi. Absolute Unlimited Power?

@Sep

Who's this 'Gowi' kid and why can't my Lawyer's sue him?

[mickilennial]

Once?!

Let the record show that I've trolled you at least as many times as any Flash has fucked up a timeline.

@Hillan

Probably more, tbh.

Considering that Helena is generally depicted as an analogue for Batman's daughter, which is why they have such a strained relationship in the comics (Bruce is the 'disapproving dad' while Helena is the 'daughter trying to prove herself, always'), I don't think having them do the Batusi would ever be something I'd ever want to consider, even if this is a different universe. Batman isn't from Missouri.

Besides, with Jessica Jones still in Gotham (spoiler?) and Catwoman actively burglarizing people now (slightly less of a spoiler?), he's got other options.

Whenever I get to his lovelife, you best watch yourself on the sex scene game, my friend.

@Master Bruce

And this Helena isn't even remotely related to him. Funny that. Ain't no incest going on here, Batsy. I'm sure there'll be some kind of tension eventually, but such things are always organic and unplanned in my experience. Though I agree that their relationship will be professional; can't say he'll have an easy time reforming Helena this season.

[Master Bruce]

Hah. "Reform".

Dude's a schizophrenic. He's got a hard enough time keeping his own shit together, nevermind fixing someone else's.

[mickilennial]

Hah. "Reform".

Dude's a schizophrenic. He's got a hard enough time keeping his own shit together, nevermind fixing someone else's.

@Master Bruce

Doesn't stop him from trying. And failing. Poor Bruce.

[Mao Mao]

By the way, @Master Bruce, when are you going to update the roaster list?

[mickilennial]

By the way, @Master Bruce, when are you going to update the roaster list?

@Star Lord

When you stop pestering him, obviously.

[Sep]

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But wouldn't any lovemaking scene with Iris just be like a sentence or two long because of her being, ahem, The Fastest Woman Alive?

@Master Bruce

Yeah but in her timeframe it will last a while. As a female rather than a guy I imagine the increased speed of bodily functions would be detrimental in its own way. While with Barry it's insinuated that the speed could result in him being too fast, for Iris I imagine her partner may not be fast enough.

[Lord Wraith]

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Considering that Helena is generally depicted as an analogue for Batman's daughter, which is why they have such a strained relationship in the comics (Bruce is the 'disapproving dad' while Helena is the 'daughter trying to prove herself, always'), I don't think having them do the Batusi would ever be something I'd ever want to consider, even if this is a different universe. Batman isn't from Missouri.

Besides, with Jessica Jones still in Gotham (spoiler?) and Catwoman actively burglarizing people now (slightly less of a spoiler?), he's got other options.

Whenever I get to his lovelife, you best watch yourself on the sex scene game, my friend.

@Master Bruce

Selina - White female, dark hair, Daughter of Mobster, Bad Attitude

Jessica Jones - White female, dark hair, Metahuman, Bad Attitude

Helena - White(or almost white] female, dark hair, Daughter of Mobster, Bad Attitude

I don't know MB, looks like Bruce has a type and Helena meets those requirements. The blurb above reeks of 'Thou protests too much'

And this Helena isn't even remotely related to him. Funny that. Ain't no incest going on here, Batsy. I'm sure there'll be some kind of tension eventually, but such things are always organic and unplanned in my experience. Though I agree that their relationship will be professional; can't say he'll have an easy time reforming Helena this season.

@Inkarnate

But then again, someone is trying too hard lol

[Sep]

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

Selina - White female, dark hair, Daughter of Mobster, Bad Attitude

Jessica Jones - White female, dark hair, Metahuman, Bad Attitude

Helena - White(or almost white] female, dark hair, Daughter of Mobster, Bad Attitude

I don't know MB, looks like Bruce has a type and Helena meets those requirements. The blurb above reeks of 'Thou protests too much'

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But then again, someone is trying too hard lol

@Lord Wraith

Iris will get the Bat. She's on the prowl now Supes is taken, obviously

[Lord Wraith]

Iris will get the Bat. She's on the prowl now Supes is taken, obviously

@Sep

I take it back, this clearly reeks of trying too hard.

[Sep]

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I take it back, this clearly reeks of trying too hard.

@Lord Wraith

I remember when some legit all but forced their character to fall in love with mine and have them be the absolutely most alluring human being ever. Did I protest, did I make a comment to the GM? Move on? Force Conflict?

Nah, I just decided the character was gay.

Look out Selina Kyle. Iris is coming for ya.

[Hound55]

Look out Selina Kyle. Iris is coming for ya.

@Sep

Pics or it didn't happen...

[Lord Wraith]

I remember when some legit all but forced their character to fall in love with mine and have them be the absolutely most alluring human being ever. Did I protest, did I make a comment to the GM? Move on? Force Conflict?

@Sep

I honestly have no idea what you are referring to.

Nothing out of the ordinary there.

[Simple Unicycle]

Y'all gay talking about characters being in relationships.