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[Grimoire Gaming]

Elias Lincoln

What is your name?

Elias James Lincoln, but you can call me ‘Eli’ or ‘EJ’.

How old are you?

I'm 27.

Looking for a showmance?

I'm a bisexual male, and I could be in the market for a fun showmance, but I'm a little burned on the idea of love right now.

Where are you from?

I’m from around Beaver Dam, Wisconsin. My family owns and operates a dairy farm just outside the city.

Do you have a job?

I work in IT at the PepsiCo plant in Beaver Dam.

What has your life been like so far?

I had a comfortable upbringing, and my moms and pops are still together and happily in love. I have two younger siblings, a brother and a sister. We all grew up learning how to work hard on the farm — a dairy farm, with both cows and goats, Wisconsin’s all about our cheese, ya know? Anyway, there were lots of early mornings, sweaty days, and late nights growing up on a farm, but it learned us good. Although I’m the oldest, I had no intention of taking over the family business. I always loved computers and excelled at all things involving technology, so I went off to get a four year IT degree at University of Wisconsin-Madison, followed by a masters there. After that, I worked retail for a bit, which is where I developed the incredible fashion sense you see here today, and then I landed my current gig with Pepsi a few years back. I was living with my high school sweetheart then, Georgia, and after years of saving up for the perfect, unspeakably expensive ring… I proposed to her. That was last year, and I thought I’d won the lottery when she said yes, but… turns out her heart wasn’t as sweet as I thought. A few months ago, I came home from work a bit early and I caught her with some dude buried about eight inches deep in — well, you know how it goes. So now I’m single for the first time since my sophomore year of highschool, and I’m stuck back living with my parents, and I’ve really never felt more like a pathetic teenager in my whole life. I need to move out. Again...

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

Uhm, I ran track all through high school and college, so I should be pretty agile when it comes to physical challenges. On top of athletics, I was also a mathlete. Yup, it’s about as awkward as it sounds. And… weird facts? Well… I was born without wisdom teeth, so that’s pretty weird, evolution in action and whatnot.

Why do you deserve to win?

Life’s shit on me so far — oops, can I say that on here? Anyway, I got a bad hand at first, but I'm willing to stay for another round. I wasted years of time and money on a girl that didn’t appreciate me, so it’s time I start living for myself and reclaim the good ol' years that I lost, ya dig?

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

First, I’m paying off all of my school loans, and my car loan, and then I’m going to buy my own place. Anything left over is going straight into my savings, for that fresh start I was just talking about.

_{FC: Chance Perdomo
Color: 43696A}

[LovelyComplex]

-snipped-

[Venus]

Mimi Cecilia Woodall

What is your name?

"My name is Mimi Cecilia Woodall (and please save yourself the morning wood jokes: I've heard them all my life and, frankly, most of them aren't even that funny), and apart from Mimi my nickname is just Mi!"

How old are you?

"Just turned 21 last week! My cousins and I had a huge party together to celebrate!"

Looking for a showmance?

"As a straight, single female, I'm very much hoping to have a good time! It would be a complete and utter disappointment if I don't at least have some fun while doing this!"

Where are you from?

"The sandy beaches of Crown Heights, the most exclusive area of Palm Beach, Florida."

Do you have a job?

"Job? God, no! I'm a Public Relations major at FSU, and with that, the cheer squad and my Alpha Chi Omega sorority duties, who the hell has time for a job?!"

What has your life been like so far?

"I've had it pretty good if I may say so myself! As I said before: I'm Mimi Woodall, and I'm pretty sure you've seen or heard about my family before. My father Montgomery, along with his brothers Joseph and Norman, are the founders of the famous Lakeridge Winery & Vineyards in sunny Florida. Their success in the liquor business means that my cousins Irina and Amanda- who are my sisters in every way that counts- and I were born with 'a silver spoon in our mouths', as the haters love to put it. We've known nothing but the best since we could remember, and are free to do as we please as long as we keep excellent grades at school and not get any negative attention from the press. The three of us have delivered, and in turn our parents keep our bank accounts full. It's honestly the best spoken contract in the world.

It was this whole "getting good grades" thing what actually got me into this whole mess. Rina, Mandy and I were on our way home from a party one night, all of us giggling at nothing and tipsy like hell, when our limo sped past the billboard announcing the upcoming auditions for the next season. We got into a conversation about it, and came up with the glorious idea that whoever scored the lowest grade on the upcoming Literature test we were all taking together would have to submit an audition tape for the show. At first we all agreed, but then when I wasn't freaking intoxicated I wanted to back out, but these sluts didn't let me. Well, the stupid test happened to fall on a week that I had a million other things to do, and I ended up scoring a stupid 84 that was nothing next to Amanda's 97 and Irina's surprising 90 (who, by the way, I thought was going to end up being the sacrificial lamb in all of this instead of me). So, of course, I had to make the stupid audition tape for the stupid show and hope that I wouldn't get picked... And I don't know if Rina and Mandy paid the producers or whatever, because I got the call that I was in the next day.

By this point I told my father, hoping that he would step in and mercifully save me from this mess. But you know what he said? That my being in the show would be an excellent way to bring business to the winery, and that if I didn't do it he would cut off my credit cards. So, in the end, what other choice did I have other than to suck it up, pack my things and go off on the adventure? Now that all the anger has washed away, I'm actually really excited to be a part of this! But Irina, Amanda: you bitches fucking owe me big time."

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

"Well, I was a cheerleader in high school and I'm a part of the FSU squad, so of course that means I'm flexible and athletic and have good rhythm and whatever. I can also handle my liquor surprisingly well for someone my size, and I also have a few other talents that I can't really say on TV, you get me? But I'm pretty sure Diego Gonzalez of the baseball team can answer that question... Or Andre Johnson from the football team... Or Nicholas DeLuca from the basketball team... My point being that my talents are very popular with the boys. I don't know if any of that will help in a competition like this, but it's certainly worth a try! Oh- and a weird fact about me: I can't sleep without this little plush lamb my father got me when I was three... I'm definitely going to miss Lamby now that I'm away."

Why do you deserve to win?

"Honestly? I don't. The only reason I'm here in the first place is because I lost a bet to Rina and Mandy, so I didn't come here with any goals or hidden agendas other than to have a good time."

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

"I'll definitely be donating every single cent to charity! No use in keeping any of it when my bank account is much bigger than whatever I'll be getting from this little experiment."

[alexfangtalon]

Contestent #5

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What is your name?

I am Adelinde Luella Dey but most people call me Ade.

How old are you?

I am 27 years old.

Looking for a showmance?

Well, I am a female looking for a good guy. But as this is Big Brother I probably won't meet one here.

Where are you from?

I sort of move around a lot. Living in a Caravan makes that easy. I mostly stick around the Carolinas though.

Do you have a job?

I am a writer for a website. But I will take on whatever side job I can.

What has your life been like so far?

It's been decent enough. Not gonna lie. I grew up in a situation where we weren't always sure if we'd get three meals a day. Dad worked at the local mill for 17 years until it closed down and then he just kept picking up and losing jobs. Mom died giving birth to me. Dad remarried cause he thought I needed a motherly figure despite my sister, Eliza, doing so just fine. The woman never worked and basically leeched off my dad. One good thing came outta her and that was my little sister, Elysia. I've had friends. Mostly guys. If I had a nickel for how many times I've heard, 'You're just one of the guys.' No relationships. As soon as I graduated from high school I went on the road. Dad was pissed since I sorta didn't tell him my plan. It was only for a year and I was with others. Wrote about the whole thing and when my sisters read it they convinced me to try to be an author. No bites on a book yet but I write on a website about things I like. So, it's cool.

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

Well, first off I'm gonna say I know basically nothing about Big Brother other than there are a lot of lies. Elysia loves the show and she dared both Eliza and me to try and get in the show. She gave me the whole run down though. There's your weird fact.

A quirk I have is that a can't throw anything away. My family refuses to step into my Caravan because of all my stuff. They call it junk but it's all useful. Eventually. Now for talents, I am pretty athletic. Didn't play sports for my school but always joined in on a pickup game of football or basketball. I love skateboarding and I have to say I am an excellent shot. With a paintball gun. My step-mom is scared I'll go after her if I had a real gun. I think I scared her when I read a murder mystery book and then proceeded to make it seem as if I was planning to hurt her. Yeah, sometimes I go too far with pranks.

Why do you deserve to win?

Not really sure. I guess cause out of everyone I know, currently, I refuse to give up. Someone dares me to do 50 push-ups I'll aim for 100. I always try to go a step further so that I can be prepared for whatever is next. Really though, I don't think anyone deserves to win just yet. It's all about who fights the hardest for it. Either way, I plan on getting the win. I won't try to break anyone but I will do whatever I can to win.

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

First I would throw a party with my friends and family. Then I'd help out my dad. After everything he's done for me, he deserves it. Other than that? Who knows. Maybe I'll make a trip to Vegas.

[Tonks]

Keani De la Cruz

Keani De la Cruz

What is your name?

Keani De la Cruz

How old are you?

23-years-old

Looking for a showmance?

Female, Bisexual ; Whatever happens happens, ya know what I mean?

Where are you from?

Los Angeles, California

Do you have a job?

Tattoo Artist ; Bartender

What has your life been like so far?

"Well, I mean.. hasn't exactly been pretty, I can tell you that much. My dad abused my entire family. Us kids knew what a lashing was by the ripe age of two, and knew it well on up into adulthood. He never struck us in places that were easy to show. Our mother, however, was amazing. Although she never did have the courage to stand up to our father, she was in her own way a very kind, loving soul. She never let us go to bed hungry or with tears in our eyes. She was always there. I grew up with my abusive father, along with three brothers. Life was quite a hell for me, growing up. I left home at the age of 16. Got thrown out by my father, and was forced to live on the streets for some time before I went to live with a close friend of mine in high school. The years went by and I didn't so much as speak to anyone in my family except secret letters I exchanged with my mother. The friend of mine who I stayed with, his mother would give her the letters from me and my mom would send them out to me in the mail. A couple of years had passed, I was in my senior year of high school when I found out my father had passed. Alcohol poisoning. Didn't have much sympathy or a shred of guilt in the world that he'd not seen me before his passing. Good riddance. I've been living back at home with my mom, since. Taking care of her. My brothers dispersed, and are off trying to live their own lives. We barely make it by with what I make. My mother doesn't work. She stays home and keeps the house clean, as she always did all the years we were growing up in that house. I hope to get out of that damned house and move into something smaller, and more 'home-y'.. maybe get a dog, and buy my mom that restaurant she always wanted to open up. Who knows. I just know I saw the ad for this and thought, 'Well, why not?' So mom's living with my eldest brother until I return. Hopefully with that mill in my pocket."

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

"Cheerful. Selfish. Bold. I can touch my tongue to my nose. Uhh, very street smart and know how to fight, and fight well, at that. Especially if I have a knife. Guns aren't really my thing, but I can use one if it came down to it, I guess."

Why do you deserve to win?

"Not that I necessarily deserve to win it, I just feel it's time for the people who don't have the type of luck to win to finally get something nice in life, for once."

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

"Do we even really get the full mill? Pretty sure there's gonna be some type of tax cut on it. Honestly, I just wanna save a good half of it, and use the other half to invest in a business. My mom always wanted to open up a bakery, and I'd like to make that happen for her. If it wasn't for her, I'd probably just get myself a nice 1969 Chevy Camaro SS and call it a day. Do whatever with the rest, ha. But I owe that woman a lot more than my life."

[alexfangtalon]

Contestent #17

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What is your name?

Melissa. Melissa Rosalynn Brior to be precise.

How old are you?

Don't you know that is not a question to ask a woman. I may look twenty but I'm thirty-three.

Looking for a showmance?

As you can see I am a woman. I don't need a man but that's what I prefer. I don't want a romance but I am not averse to persuading some boys and girls.

Where are you from?

I was born and raised in the beautiful City of Angels. But I currently live in Miami.

Do you have a job?

I do some modeling, but I am not just beautiful. I am a Clinical Psychologist.

What has your life been like so far?

Oh, it has been wonderful. Well, except for my doctorate. That was a challenge. My father was a well-renowned Psychologist. You may have seen him on TV before. Mother was an architect. I am an only child so I don't know the 'joy' of having a sibling. School was easy. I made straight A's except for 11th grade. A LOT of parties happened that year. I've had boyfriends here or there. Nothing serious. Got real drunk one night and slept with a girl. She was way too clingy though. Dropped her like a bad habit. After high school, I decided to skip college initially and pursue a modeling career. It was simple enough but I got tired of people underestimating me. So, I sought a degree. Went for something I knew which was psychology. My father always would tell me about his work. Took a break from modeling until I got my degree. I loved it so much I decided to keep going until I received my doctorate. But I am definitely not telling any of my housemates about this.

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

I have been told by many people that a talk in my sleep. I don't know what kinds of things I say so hopefully it won't be anything bad. I am athletic. In high school, I was a cheerleader and I very much enjoy surfing. I say I have the voice of an angel but some people have told me the opposite.

But for the whole time I'm at the house I plan on winning so I will have a lot of secrets that they won't be privy to. Big Brother isn't about making friends. It's about winning a million.

Why do you deserve to win?

Just look at me. I am talented, cunning, and beautiful. This game isn't made for the weak-willed. It takes someone ruthless to win.

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

I honestly don't know. Maybe I'll donate some to charity so I don't look completely evil. All joking aside I'm not evil. I'm joining BB just for the fun of it so I don't know what I'd do with the money.

[Bee]

Conor Swift

Conor Swift

What is your name?

"The name is Conor Benjamin Swift. Just call me Conor, though. I don't want nothing more or nothing less."

How old are you?

"I'm 31."

Looking for a showmance?

"I'm a straight man - but I doubt I'd find someone worthwhile here. Doesn't mean I can't have some fun, though. In fact I'm looking to have a lot of fun..."

Where are you from?

"I'm from Queens, baby. Born and raised."

Do you have a job?

"After the football thing didn't work out (don't get me wrong, I had an actual career I just got hurt a lot), I decided to go into fitness and right now I own and manage a crossfit gym."

What has your life been like so far?

"So like I said before, I was raised in Queens, New York. I have one sister, Camile, and one brother, Jackson. We grew up fucking around in the neighborhoods so me and Jackson got real good at playing some sports. Jackson decided he wanted to go into baseball, and I wanted to go into football. Football was my life growing up, man. I couldn't get enough of it. I'd be the first man at practice, and the last one out from the very first day of Pop Warner to the very last day of my NFL career. I did okay in high school, I had a few Cs, a few Bs, and miraculously a couple of As every now and then. Everyone and their mother was surprised when I earned that A in things besides gym class. Anyway, coming out of high school I got offered a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame to play football for them. So that, I did. I played all four years there as a tight end, and I think I still hold a whole bunch of records there.

After I finished my last year at Notre Dame, I graduated with a degree in Communications and I was drafted right out of the gate by the Cincinnati Bengals. I caught balls from Ryan Fitzpatrick, Carson Palmer, Andy Dalton... all of those people. I was in the endzone a lot, but I also got hurt. They hit different in the NFL... and I felt that every time. I eventually retired in 2016 after I suffered one last injury. It was just too much on my body. I can only take hits from people like Kam Chancellor or Troy Polumalu for so long. Anyway once I retired, I settled down in Los Angeles and I opened a crossfit gym which is actually doing quite well for itself. But now, here I am, ready to do something other than own a gym."

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

"I can catch damn well anything - I'm still good at the football thing just don't expect me to be happy when you try to hit me hard. I can also lift really big things. I'm also 6'7, so I can also reach pretty much anything."

Why do you deserve to win?

"I just like winning, alright?"

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

"If I win the million dollars, I'd think I'd put some of it into injury research and the rest into my gym. Yeah, that sounds about right."

brooke hurst

Brooklyn Hurst

What is your name?

"My name is Brooklyn Hurst, but please, call me Brooke!"

How old are you?

"I am... twenty three years old! I've been around the sun twenty three times. Isn't that crazy?

Looking for a showmance?

"I like everyone and anyone. I'm a girl, but if something's gonna happen, I'm gonna let it happen, y'know?"

Where are you from?

"I'm from Detroit, Michigan. Motor City!"

Do you have a job?

"I currently write emails and answer phone calls for old men who are too lazy to do it themselves."

What has your life been like so far?

"My sister and I were born in a rough part of Detroit. My dad was nowhere to be seen so it was basically just my ma and us. It was so bad that I remember days in the middle of winter where we would have to huddle up in a blanket just to keep warm and not freeze to death for once. I swear I remember some of those days being so bad that I swore I would've froze to death right there and then. Thank god fire was discovered, otherwise I probably wouldn't be sitting here today. Anyway, you know what is a good thing about being poor as fuck? Colleges love to take pity on you. It doesn't matter if your grades are shit or if you're a 4.0 student with all the activities and clubs. If you can make the lady reading your essays cry, which I did, then they'll take you in. That's how I managed to get into the University of Michigan despite me having not the best GPA.

Anyway, I spent four years there and I managed to graduate with a degree in English. When they weren't being used as kindling for fire sometimes, books were something I enjoy reading whenever I had the light. Nothing like escaping from your own harsh realities by diving into another one entirely. Shit like Harry Potter, comic books, or even Twilight that one time it was super popular. As long as it was a book I probably read it at some point. I just... really like books. But now, here I am. I put on a skirt and a blouse and I act as eye candy to creepy old dudes. That's just life, I guess."

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

"I'm left handed... I can finish a regular novel in a couple of hours... uh... I can also do the thing where I roll my tongue into a clover! Also, I don't like it when people start yelling. I heard too much of it when I grew up... so I'd rather people not yell."

Why do you deserve to win?

"I deserve to win because there's no reason for me not to."

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

"If I won the money, I'd honestly do whatever I can to make my mom more comfortable. She still lives in that fucking house! It's in better shape now, but it can always be better."

[fledermaus]

Wes Gulliman's Audition Tape

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𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎?

"Hm, what? Oh. Oh! Yes, yes, my name. Uh, yeah, hi, I'm Wesley Gulliman. Uh, my family calls me Wes, naturally. My friends call me Jellyman though...'cos of the way my last name is pronounced. I, uh, really hope that nickname doesn't catch in the BB house, y'know."

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞?

"Uhh, I am twenty-tw-three. I am twenty-three, I just had a birthday like six months ago so I'm not quite used to it yet."

𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎?

"I really want to focus on the game and the money, that million dollars could really change my life. I think a showmance would just get in the way, y'know. Whether it's with a guy or girl, this boy isn't interested in finding love in the big brother house. God, I don't like the way I said that."

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖?

"I was born and raised in a fishing port in Alaska."

𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚋?

"I work with my old man in the fishing industry. Sometimes we go on ships to catch the, um, crabs and all and also a lot of fishing for salmon. When it's not fishing season, I tend to do odd jobs here and there. Right now I am working as a manager of the local donut shop over the weekends and working as a receptionist at the dentist's office."

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚛?

"Uh, well, I grew up in Alaska all my life. Never really left the state 'cept that one time when I had to go to Québec for a fisherman convention. Yeah, I didn't know those things were like, a thing either. My family kinda struggled to meet ends growing up. My pops is a fisherman too, which means he only works for part of the year and the rest is just minimum wage jobs. So, we had a good amount of funds saved up so I could go to college. But, my mom made some bad investments and we lost a lot of the money. There's not much else to say, I pretty much spent most of my life working. I mean, at the age of nine, I started working the hell out of a lemonade stand."

𝙰𝚗𝚢 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚔𝚜, 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞?

【"A lot of people in my hometown think I won't, I don't know, flourish I guess, in Big Brother because of my personality. They told me I am too much of an honest, straightforward type of guy who doesn't expect duplicity - that's a word, right? - from other people. But I'm really good at needlin' stuff out of people because I am so honest and trustworthy. I think that will really help me in the house."】

【"I'm really good at keeping my emotions to myself. None of my relatives have been able to best me in a round of Poker since I joined the Thanksgiving gambling table after turning seventeen."】

【"Uh, this is a bit of a downside kinda thing, but I have really bad anxiety. Especially social anxiety. So I have some like prescribed medicine for it. That's not going to be a problem in the house right? Accommodations and all that, y'know?"】

【"Am I athletic? I wouldn't say I'm athletic. But, with all my part-time jobs I've had in the past, I'm hoping I can use that knowledge and like apply it, y'know. I'm real good with balancing 'cos of all waitering - that's not a word, is it? - that I had to do. Plus, I got pretty strong arms from having to help on the fishing boats and all that. And I'm a great swimmer!"】

【"The cold doesn't bother me at all. Me and my friends used to go swimming in the ocean when we were bored and see who could last the longest. Poor Teddy had to have one of his toes amputated..."】

𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚗?

"I've always thought that if you work hard, then you deserve to get the rewards. Uh, so yeah...that's why I deserve to win, I think. I don't know, probably sounds like a stupid reason."

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚜?

"Um, well, I don't know. I think I'd hire like an accountant or something, or whoever it is that helps with investments and all that...yeah. I don't know, I just want to be smart about my money and get the most out of it, y'know."

[Tonks]

Sheridan William Danvers

Sheridan William Danvers

What is your name?

Sheridan William Danvers. I prefer going by William, though. Just "Will" is fine with me. Or even "Danvers".

How old are you?

37-years-old.

Looking for a showmance?

Male, Heterosexual ; I'm not exactly in a position to be looking for a 'showmance', but.. things happen unexpectedly.

Where are you from?

Springfield, Missouri

Do you have a job?

Got a job at a comic book store. Probably part of the reason I'm still single, ha. I'm part-owner, though. S'gotta count for something.

What has your life been like so far?

Life's been hell, but what can I say? I've survived this long. Grew up in a comfortable setting. Family was great, childhood was awesome.. high school I got bullied, but I mean... wasn't that big of a deal, and nothing I couldn't handle. Got through it just fine. Graduated with honors. I put all my time and energy into opening up the comic book shop with a high school buddy of mine. That, and my own private collection of comics. And let me tell ya, it's huge. Personally love DC, but Marvel is equally as good. I just prefer the darker stories, like the ones DC tends to provide. Favorite character has gotta be The Riddler. Least for a guy. Female-wise, I'd have to go with The Sirens. Can't pick just one.. why not have them all?

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

I can read pretty damn quick. Learning new things is a piece of cake, for me. I'm a visual learner. I watch someone once and bam, I've got it down. Back in high school I used to run cross country, so I have pretty decent endurance, and I'm pretty quick. Agile, like.. like a cat. I can promise you, though.. I don't always land on my feet. So, please don't test that theory. Ever. Oh, I can also do magic tricks, too. Something I enjoyed doing as a kid, besides reading about Greek Mythology, I practiced magic. Some people say I'm pretty spontaneous, although I personally don't think I'm that bad. Who knows. You'll just have to wait and see for yourself.

Why do you deserve to win?

Nobody ever really deserves these things, do they? No one honest really goes out for these things. In all honesty, I probably don't deserve this.. but you know what? I'm going for it, anyway. Time for life to start giving back.

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

Add to my comic collection.. buy some rare ones and call it a day. Shit, getting Stan Lee's autograph would be nice. On my favorite Spider-man comic. Yeah. Wonder how much that would make a dent in the mill.

[KatKook]

Extra Boi

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"A simple way to make everything complex."

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What is your name?

"안녕하세요? 저는 박민혁입니다. 처음 뵙겠습니다. 'Annyeonghaseyo, Jeoneun Park Minhyuk-imnida. Cheoeum boepgesseumnida.' (Hello, my name is Park Minhyuk. Nice to meet you!)- Oh wait, this is english, sorry, force of habit. Hello! I am Park Minhyuk, and you can call me... Uhm... Minhyuk." "

How old are you?

"스물다섯 살 입니다 'seumuldaseot sal imnida.' (I'm Twenty-Five years old!)- Ah! Sorry again, I'm Twenty-Five years old, and that's still young!""

Looking for a showmance?

"I am man! I mean-... Ugh, dammit, Calm down self, I uh... Swing both ways. And in terms of romance, I don't know if I can even talk to anyone, I'm bad with people and shy."

Where are you from?

"Yongin, South Korea, I was born there but moved to L.A when I was around twelve or something."

Do you have a job?

"I applied for a position in the strategy department of a game development company, so... That makes me unemployed as of the moment."

What has your life been like so far?

"Let's see... I have said that I was born in Yongin right? Well, I have two siblings, Park Ryeowook, my older brother and Park Seolhyun, my younger sister. I grew up around dance and video games and carried both of those to be my passion of course, and strived my best to incorporate those two things in my life as much as I can. I applied for a game company and am part of a dance troupe, so that puts a check mark on that. 아이구 'Aigoo' (Aw, Man) I really hope I get into that company, I spent so much time in school just to get in that company, come on, seeing all A's on my last report card should have meant something right? "

"Well, I guess now I'm here ready to see what awaits me in the house or something, maybe without too much talking. "

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

"I'm really expressive but really shy, I know it's a weird combination but it's just how it is."

"I have pointed ears... Is that considered a weird fact?"

"Oh, oh! I love dancing, like it's my biggest passion, and someday hope to show the world that I can or something. It just makes me all happy inside. And since dancing comes with training, I'm in shape in almost an athletic way."

"I maybe shy, but to those I'm not shy around, I will cherish and care for them forever."

"My friends say I get jealous a lot, I can't really say for myself how jealous I am since I don't really notice it so much."

"I'm... 6" flat, is that a weird fact or just a regular fact?"

"Oh, some say I'm extra as a person can get times a thousand... I can't disprove them."

Why do you deserve to win?

"To show that I can? A lot of people doubt me, but I'll show them that they're wrong, and hey if I lose it seems like a fun ride."

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

"I would like to start my own dance class or maybe even a video company of my own. I mean, shouldn't your heart and soul go to your passion? I think so."

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"Open up opportunities in being who you are or whatever my yearbook quote was 6 years ago."

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[Zaxter996]

Jakey

Jake Allison

What is your name?

Jake Allison. Some of my friends call me Jakey.

How old are you?

I’m 22. Will be 23 in a few months.

Looking for a showmance?

I’m a straight male, and not looking for anything serious, but definitely looking forward to meeting some lovely ladies and maybe having a bit of fun.

Where are you from?

Los Angeles, Califorina. Born and raised.

Do you have a job?

I only just finished college, and haven’t gotten a job yet. Not that I really need one, though.

What has your life been like so far?

It’s been pretty good, really. I grew up in LA, and had an okay childhood. My dad wasn’t around a lot, he’s the vocalist of the band Saving Tradition. They got pretty big for a while and were often out on tour, and my mom was always doing her own thing, so I was pretty much raised by my big brother James. But it wasn’t bad, my brother is super cool and we always had fun together, but he was quite a bit older than me, and moved out when I was like 12. So after that I kinda had to find my own ways to occupy myself. I got a little wild in my teenage years, getting in quite a bit of trouble. Somehow I passed High School, and went to college where I didn’t exactly calm down. I didn’t fail, but I didn’t pass with flying colours either. The only thing I did less than study was being sober. But, now I’m done with that, and ready to take on the world, I guess...

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

Not really… I play guitar and sing a little, but I’ve never been as good as dad or my big brother. I’m pro at beer pong, and I can hold my liquor pretty well, if that counts as a talent?

Why do you deserve to win?

I wouldn’t say I deserve it more than anyone else, but it’s a game, and I’ve always been pretty competitive, so I’m going to be doing what it takes to win.

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

I have no idea, yet. I might buy a bar or something, that would be pretty cool.

[Hey Im Jordan]

Richard

“My name is Richard Masterson.”

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How old are you?

”I am thirty three. I just turned thirty-three thirty-three days ago, isn’t that coincidental?”

Looking for a showmance?

”That’s the only reason I’m on this show. I don’t need money, really. But being in a house with 20 other people? Some of which are sure to be attractive women? That, now that… that’s an interesting idea.”

Where are you from?

”Where am I from? A small mining town in Virginia, called Banner. You know, like Bruce Banner? I lived a decent life I guess, but I didn’t want to stay there forever. Funny how I wound up doing that, right? More on that later, since I have to fill out this whole questionnaire thing.”

Do you have a job?

”Well, let’s see. My first job, I worked at a local bicycle repair shop. Under the table, just working the counter. After that? My first real official job? I was a pizza delivery driver, from the time I was sixteen until the time I was almost 18. After that, I moved away for college. There, I was shooting for a bachelor’s degree in economics. In 2010, I bought 2,500 Bitcoins for a quarter each. Then, late in 2017… I sold them all for almost 20,000 dollars a piece. And my parents said I wouldn’t be happy doing anything but mining.

See, now I don’t really like my hometown, but I got enough cash flow to push it the way I want it to be. So far, so good. Besides, what I actually do, I can do from the comfort of my very spacious home office. Thanks, shitposters and darknet abusers. I never thought it’d go that well, but I mean I had a feeling. That’s why I bought so goddamn many of them.

What? I should stop talking? Uh, okay.”

What has your life been like so far?

”Well, I was born in Banner, Virginia, like I said earlier? It’s not that big of a town, really. In fact, it's pretty small... But, whatever, it’s home I guess. I grew up thinking that I’d leave it, but after I made my millions, I sort of came back. Weird, right? I guess I should start at the beginning.

I was three days early when I was born, which kind of made my mom mad. I think she was angry about it the whole time I was growing up, but we kind of got along better as time went on. It was my dad I never got on with. He was working in the mines from the time I was born on, until he couldn’t work anymore. I didn’t want to do that. My dad didn’t like that idea, he thought I was wasting my time with what I wanted to do.

What did I want to do? What every poor kid wants to do: play with money all day. I liked math when I was younger, as I got older I started like financials. Stocks, investments, bonds, all that kind of stuff. In high school, when I was working for the pizza delivery and making a bit of money that way, I invested in penny stocks to get myself started.

It was fun, and I wasn’t bad at it. The art of economics and making money is something I’ve turned out to be pretty good at, as it happens. I guess when you’re the only one in the room with the testicular fortitude to take the show on the companies that seem risky. Whatever, you win some and you lose some, right?

Anyway, that’s basically how I planned to put myself through college. My mom and dad didn’t really believe in me — and even if they did? They didn’t have any money, so I was on my own. I handled it alright, though, you know? I did okay for myself. I worked hard, I messed around with investments and stocks and it put me through. After college I moved up to New York, where I got a job at a hotshot investment company, and I was not bad for a rookie, and they dug me there.

Four years in, though? I was 25, and the office started talking about this thing called Bitcoin. I wasn’t too sure about it, it seemed like a pipedream at the time, but… I lost the bet, and my commission for the day — every last cent! — went to Bitcoin. Now, for those of you who don’t know, Bitcoin are a form of virtual currency. In fact, I think they were the first one, at least the first one to hit the mainstream.

Basically, you buy the coin and use it online for stuff, sometimes… shadier stuff, but whatever. Anyway, I bought the coins and I sort of forgot about my Bitcoin wallet for seven years until they started getting big again. By then? By then I was already kind of a big shot. I’d figured this out, and I was making my way up the ladder there, it was going well.

So, anyway, I’m making a ton of money there. No, seriously, life was good for the Dick Master. It still is. In fact, it’s better now. See, late last year? I sold those Bitcoins, all 2,500 of them that I bought, for twenty thousand dollars a piece, like I said earlier! For those of you who can’t do math? That was a clean fifty million dollars that I walked away with, on top of all that other money I have.

So basically, I decided to retire from the position I was in, kind of. And I moved back to Banner, and when I got there I bought the mine. It wasn’t worth much, coal being a dying industry and all. I bought the mine and a bunch of buildings on Main Street, and I built my own little investment firm.

Money never sleeps, and like… I don’t either. But that doesn’t mean I can’t be comfortable while being awake at all hours, you know? So the firm is built directly to my specifications, and I made it just the way I want it so that everything is perfect, down to the fucking height of the countertops. Life is good! And I shipped my parents off to Florida. I own this place now, basically. I’m definitely the richest person here, anyway. What do you mean I’m running long? Alright, alright. I’ll try to keep the next parts concise.”

Any quirks, talents, or weird facts about you?

”I have been told, by people that I don’t fully trust, that I am a bit too talkative, and that I ramble a bit. I don’t know, I hard disagree with those people. Talents? I’m good at math. Stupidly good. What else? I can pilot a helicopter — I learned after I bought a second one.

I can accurately guess the cup size of a woman via touch alone. No? Eh, it's worked before. It'll work before I leave, trust me on that.

Why do you deserve to win?

”Truth is? I don’t. I don’t need this money. I don’t deserve to win. I’m sure there are other people who deserve to more, but I’m just here for three things: 1) some peace and quiet. No phone, no internet? Sounds like a vacation to me, baby. 2) Free food. Yeah, I’m a millionaire, but how do I think I stay that way? Exactly. 3) Babes. There’s bound to be some hot girls here, right?”

And if you do win, what will you do with the million dollars?

”If, but some grace of god, I actually win this tournament? I’m gonna tell you what: I’ll divvy the money up with the other contestants. I’ll passively make a million dollars before this thing is over… I’m just here because I was told there would be alcohol and it was co-ed.”