[OOC] Overlord: Momento Mori

[mickilennial]

Well, Aera is sure to have her own problems. What with being a Lawful Neutral being with actual free will now.

[Xaltwind]

MY TAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIILS! NOW I CAN NEVER BE A BRIDE! *sob, sob*

Hurry, Katri! Save me from this degenerate draconian perv! D:

[Lucius Cypher]

Obviously the o y thing left for you to do is marry Mamoru so you can retain your honor as a maiden and we can connect our family together in a marriage alliance.

[Rockin Strings]

@Archmage MC I think that's the only thing I forgot. Which I added in. Is good now, yes?

[Xaltwind]

There we go, finally done. Took a bit longer than I'd expected, but at least it's up now.

And in case some of you don't feel like reading a WoT about non-essential stuff, just jump to either "In the Banshee's Wake" or "Clever Words, Gentle Embrace". :)

Now to prep for sleeps... Work is pain...

Also, no. No marriage with molesters! D<

[Lucius Cypher]

How uncouth! Mamoru is no molester, but a maiden of culture, one who has touched fluffy tail and knows salvation when she rubs it between her fingers. You’ll find no one better than her to settle down and live your life with.

[Enkryption]

Ashara now runs the legitimate risk of being shot in the face without warning.

[Xaltwind]

Why? Not like Chuunitrixx can read minds, especially when she's not even present. :P

[Enkryption]

Chuunitrixx slaps back with gun. Lol

She can't read minds, though. This is true.

[Xaltwind]

Besides, she's already shot at Ashara. Several times. Without warning. Nothing has changed... xD

[Enkryption]

Probably has shot at everyone. It's her sole task, after all.

[IceHeart]

@The Irish Tree Alright, think that should about do it. Here is the completed version for your approval.

Chateau Chef

Name:
Flan du Rosemary vuu Succulence Ral Thyme Sauerkraut

Gender:
Female?

Age:
894

Appearance:

Flan du Rosemary vuu Succculence Ral Thyme Sauerkraut

Occupation:
Head Chef

Residence:
Kitchen (Connected to Chaeutu Entrance Foyer, 1st floor)

Character Focus:
Provisions Crafter/DoT Poison/Tank

Personality:
Flan du Rosemary Vuu Succulence Ral Thyme Sauerkraut is on the surface a kind soul, concerned about the well-being of everyone in the guild. She works tirelessly to keep everyone well-fed and buffed for battle, often becoming a workaholic. The mere thought of gathering and finding new ingredients excites her to no end as she is quite creative with her work, always trying to discover new cooking buffs and new tastes to test out on the guild. Not having access to ingredients is nightmare fuel for her.

Past the seemingly self-sacrificing workaholic attitude is a being who selfishly wishes for those around her to become addicted to her service. While she loves being creative it is also out of a desire to create the ultimate dishes that will make everyone dependent on her skills. She can take constructive criticism but if you ever belittle her food or cooking skills, you will be subject to a smile that will send chills down your spine and you may never feel safe eating her cooking ever again. One the other hand if she is praised excessively for her work, she melts into a giddy puddle and will work ever harder to gain even more praise.

Notable Equipment:

* Self-Filling Bread Basket:
The perfect item for a food provisioner, the Self-Filling Bread Basket is exactly what its name implies. It is a basket that automatically produces a random collection of bread every day. The quality varies with the probability of better breads being on the lower end.

* Overflowing Wine Cask:
This barrel of goodness has the ability to produce very large amounts of wine or other beverage. What makes it unique is the ability to ‘load’ the type of liquid wanted into the cask which will then start producing that liquid until it reaches its limit. The limitations of the Cask is that you need to have a ‘starter’ liquid and it cannot reproduce liquids of the highest quality.

* Ring of Resist Status:
If Flan has to take to the battlefield her strategy is to continually poison the enemy while surviving. As her defenses are quite high the logical thing to look for would be status effects that could put her out of the fight to stop her DoT attacks. The Ring of Resist Status gives full immunity to all status effects at level 1 and falls 10% per each magic level and completely loses effectiveness at level 7.

* Butter Knife of Meat Cleaving:
A joke weapon given to Flan completely for the Lolz. It is a butter knife with the highest penetrative stats possible making it able to cut through a large variety of objects. Easily able to slice through meat and most leather armors, if given enough time a person could die due to hundreds of tiny little cuts. Makes for a decent scalpel too.

* Wrist Guards of Good Eating:
A provision crafting enhancement tool that provides a small defense bonus as well. As long as she wears them, whatever she cooks will have enhanced buff effects, effectively added a 10% bonus to quality and a 15% bonus to duration of effects. A direct gift from her creator to enhance her work, they are quite precious to her.

Creator Information:
The creator of this little lady was none other than SlipperySavior, a super slime enthusiast whose goal was to research all manners of ways Slime Races could be used. His decision to make a Slime Chef was, well because there was always the small chance that a bit of her slime might mix in with whatever dish she was making. Needless to say everyone was rightly disgusted by such a reason but as no one else had bothered to make a Chef character which would be very beneficial for the guild, they let it happen; after all, it wasn’t like the slime was real anyway and the system wouldn’t allow it to mix with the food anyway by accident.

Total Level: 45
Class Levels:
(B) Cook LvL 5
(H) Master Chef LvL 5
(R) 5 Star Sous-Chef LvL 2
(H) Gazer LvL 3
(B) Poison Maker LvL 5

Race Levels:
(B) Predator Slime LvL 10
(H) Shoggoth LvL 10
(R) Ubbo-Sathla LvL 5

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Stats:
HP: 70
MP: 20
PHY. ATK: 20
PHY. DEF: 80
AGI: 40
MAG. ATK: 30
MAG. DEF: 70
RESIST: 90
SPECIAL: 70

[Enkryption]

Chuunitrixx is gunna marry the Chef. Shapeshifter. Cook. Shapeshifting Cooker. All the qualifications needed by a shapeshifting Homunculus.

[Lucius Cypher]

Unfortunately, Mamoru has already laid claim to the new slime sweet heart. But I’ll gladly add you to the harem.

[Xaltwind]

Awww, a slime~
I was originally gonna make one of those, one who specialized in sorcery. But I couldn't find a picture I liked enough, so I made a fox instead.

... And once she gets Chuuni hooked on her foods, then the poison! >:3

[The Irish Tree]

@The Irish Tree Alright, think that should about do it. Here is the completed version for your approval.

Chateau Chef

Name:
Flan du Rosemary vuu Succulence Ral Thyme Sauerkraut

Gender:
Female?

Age:
894

Appearance:

Flan du Rosemary vuu Succculence Ral Thyme Sauerkraut

Occupation:
Head Chef

Residence:
Kitchen (Connected to Chaeutu Entrance Foyer, 1st floor)

Character Focus:
Provisions Crafter/DoT Poison/Tank

Personality:
Flan du Rosemary Vuu Succulence Ral Thyme Sauerkraut is on the surface a kind soul, concerned about the well-being of everyone in the guild. She works tirelessly to keep everyone well-fed and buffed for battle, often becoming a workaholic. The mere thought of gathering and finding new ingredients excites her to no end as she is quite creative with her work, always trying to discover new cooking buffs and new tastes to test out on the guild. Not having access to ingredients is nightmare fuel for her.

Past the seemingly self-sacrificing workaholic attitude is a being who selfishly wishes for those around her to become addicted to her service. While she loves being creative it is also out of a desire to create the ultimate dishes that will make everyone dependent on her skills. She can take constructive criticism but if you ever belittle her food or cooking skills, you will be subject to a smile that will send chills down your spine and you may never feel safe eating her cooking ever again. One the other hand if she is praised excessively for her work, she melts into a giddy puddle and will work ever harder to gain even more praise.

Notable Equipment:

* Self-Filling Bread Basket:
The perfect item for a food provisioner, the Self-Filling Bread Basket is exactly what its name implies. It is a basket that automatically produces a random collection of bread every day. The quality varies with the probability of better breads being on the lower end.

* Overflowing Wine Cask:
This barrel of goodness has the ability to produce very large amounts of wine or other beverage. What makes it unique is the ability to ‘load’ the type of liquid wanted into the cask which will then start producing that liquid until it reaches its limit. The limitations of the Cask is that you need to have a ‘starter’ liquid and it cannot reproduce liquids of the highest quality.

* Ring of Resist Status:
If Flan has to take to the battlefield her strategy is to continually poison the enemy while surviving. As her defenses are quite high the logical thing to look for would be status effects that could put her out of the fight to stop her DoT attacks. The Ring of Resist Status gives full immunity to all status effects at level 1 and falls 10% per each magic level and completely loses effectiveness at level 7.

* Butter Knife of Meat Cleaving:
A joke weapon given to Flan completely for the Lolz. It is a butter knife with the highest penetrative stats possible making it able to cut through a large variety of objects. Easily able to slice through meat and most leather armors, if given enough time a person could die due to hundreds of tiny little cuts. Makes for a decent scalpel too.

* Wrist Guards of Good Eating:
A provision crafting enhancement tool that provides a small defense bonus as well. As long as she wears them, whatever she cooks will have enhanced buff effects, effectively added a 10% bonus to quality and a 15% bonus to duration of effects. A direct gift from her creator to enhance her work, they are quite precious to her.

Creator Information:
The creator of this little lady was none other than SlipperySavior, a super slime enthusiast whose goal was to research all manners of ways Slime Races could be used. His decision to make a Slime Chef was, well because there was always the small chance that a bit of her slime might mix in with whatever dish she was making. Needless to say everyone was rightly disgusted by such a reason but as no one else had bothered to make a Chef character which would be very beneficial for the guild, they let it happen; after all, it wasn’t like the slime was real anyway and the system wouldn’t allow it to mix with the food anyway by accident.

Total Level: 45
Class Levels:
(B) Cook LvL 5
(H) Master Chef LvL 5
(R) 5 Star Sous-Chef LvL 2
(H) Gazer LvL 3
(B) Poison Maker LvL 5

Race Levels:
(B) Predator Slime LvL 10
(H) Shoggoth LvL 10
(R) Ubbo-Sathla LvL 5

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Stats:
HP: 70
MP: 20
PHY. ATK: 20
PHY. DEF: 80
AGI: 40
MAG. ATK: 30
MAG. DEF: 70
RESIST: 90
SPECIAL: 70

@IceHeart

Seeing as everyone has already displayed their THIRST for the slime maid, it would be criminal for me to not accept her.

Plus. Y'know. She's really cool.

Go right ahead and plop her into the Character Tab!

As for the rest of ya's...

[mickilennial]

Alignment: Chaotic

@IceHeart

[Lucius Cypher]

@The Irish Tree

[The Irish Tree]

@The Irish Tree

@Lucius Cypher

Oh no, anything but thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[Lucius Cypher]

@The Irish Tree