[OOC] Overlord: Momento Mori

[Xaltwind]

... Freshly sharpened pencil, IN YOUR EYE-HOLE!

Pretty sure Salem's gonna bully Rodias though, since the Oh-So-Great-Dhampir-Sable-Lord can't figure out something as simple as a suicidal programmer's personal password. So laaaaaaame~

[The Irish Tree]

@The Irish Tree Might need an idea of where Light should go, otherwise I'll just roll a dice and she'll go off in a random direction, possibly causing chaos to whatever event is happening there xD.

@Archmage MC

Hmm...could have her go try and assist the goblins in torturing the cultists? I imagine her help would be appreciated.

[Archmage MC]

@The Irish Tree Cultists you say...? Anyone wanna give me a quick rundown? I forgot where they were and everything.

[Xaltwind]

@Archmage MCThe cultists that Mamoru and Gromgard met while chasing after the goblin artists. They killled most of them, and Gromgard's goblins - and Mamoru - captured less than a handful, three in total I believe. They were then sent to Gromgard's dungeon, for interrogation. Mamoru learned that they belonged to a cult that targeted travellers and homeless people, who they then sacrificed at crude ritual sites to their god.

That's about it. For deeper details, I suggest re-reading the relevant posts of Lu and Rock respectively.

[Lucius Cypher]

Alternatively if the timeline isn’t too wonky, you could find Mamoru and Gromgard and ask them about it, possibly while they’re reporting in with the boss man.

[Rockin Strings]

@The Irish Tree I need a post from you...

[The Irish Tree]

Post will be going up tonight @Rockin Strings.

[Xaltwind]

Hark! Rebellion is afoot! D:

EDIT:

Seems Light is even more scatterbrained than Ashara, not even remembering that Mamoru and Gromgard, in fact, never went to the village but rather went to retrieve Gromgard's runaway artists... Oh welp, that's for Grom and Mamo to sort out I guess~

[The Irish Tree]

Post up! As usual, lemme know if anybody needs something addressed, collabs, etc.

[Archmage MC]

Hark! Rebellion is afoot! D:

EDIT:

Seems Light is even more scatterbrained than Ashara, not even remembering that Mamoru and Gromgard, in fact, never went to the village but rather went to retrieve Gromgard's runaway artists... Oh welp, that's for Grom and Mamo to sort out I guess~

@Xaltwind

She remembers Gromgard saying he'd send his goblins out xD. Rip

Also, those cultists are about to give so much information, willingly, as they worship the eldritch shark lady xD. Cult of Cthulu style!

Of course that also means cult of cthulu, so... lets hope there isn't anything sharp nearby...

[Xaltwind]

First post for Isolde, and she's already accused Rodias of being a lecherous swine. Good start!

I'll hold off on posting anything with Ashara uitil Guessy gets a post up though. I imagine Kath might want to be the first to respond to the raid on her library after all... xD

EDIT:

After reading Lugu's latest post, I laughed at the mental image of Graft just kicking down the door to Rodias' bedroom, marching in with an entire crew of goons, and then starting to spout out sales-pitches for a new line of products.

Thanks Lugu, your posts always deliver good fun. :)

[Archmage MC]

So fellas, how do you want to interrogate those cultists? I'm guessing I should be the last one to post for that? xD.

[Lucius Cypher]

Unfortunately, interrogation isn't really Mamoru's thing, so I'll leave that with the specialists. She needs to reconvene with her clone and get a status update and continue on with other parts of her plans.

[Lugubrious]

It looks like Gromgard's going to be slapping them with whips. Just as effective, I suppose, though maybe not as interesting as what might happen in one of Graft's operating rooms.

[Rockin Strings]

@Lugubrious It's a start.

[Xaltwind]

@LugubriousThrowing people into a comedically oversized blender and pouring them out as chunky biomass doesn't really
qualify as interrogation though... :P

Still would be amusing, of course.

@Lucius CypherLies. Mamoru's just going to set an ambush and wait for Ashara and kath to come back, so she can floof them tails. >:(

[Lucius Cypher]

@Xaltwind

You say that like ambushing and fluffing Ashara is not a part of Mamoru’s plans. The nature of her gambits are deep and complex after all.

[Archmage MC]

Light's method of interrogation. Bury their faces in her chest as she drives them insane, and they just say what they want out of worship. Before they do that ritualistic sacrifice thing.

[Xaltwind]

... Pretty sure the only thing that would come out of their mouths if Light did such a thing would be something along the lines of:

"AAAAAAAAH! OH GOD! THE SPIDERS, THEY'RE EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEERE! MY EYES! MY EYES ARE MELTIIIIIIIIIIING! WHY WON'T THE DOGS STOP BARKING!? MAKE THEM STOP! MOMMY! MOMMY! I SCRAPED MY KNEEEEES! WHERE THE HELL IS MY GRILLED CHEESE!? CATS IN THE CRADLE WITH THE SILVER SPOON!"
*Blood vein pops*

And then they'd expire. Nice of Light to let them croak inbetween her jugs though. There're far worse ways to go, for sure. ^^

[Archmage MC]

I dunno, Remember Tiny Toons? Yeah, getting hugged like that might not be a good way to go after all... xD