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I don't mind deep fried squid rings, or those pawn cracker things.
But anything else is a nope for me.

Rachel: Come on I'm heading your way, don't ruin my fun. or I will just have to come looking for you.
She will do it to if you chicken out *Makes a chicken noise at Jacque*
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Ok, calamari is an exception, and shrimp, and I guess lobster and crab get a pass as well. But true bony fish? Bluh...hate it....

Jacque: I've arrived...gods above help me...
Welp, Have fun havin' your skull cracked and yer twig n' berries mashed.
Jacque: *pinches space between eyebrows* God I hate you.
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I can't eat pawns normally, only in cracker form lol. but yea anything else is on the nope list

Rachel: Well I know I will be having fun *Winks to Jacque rather seductively*
*Looks to Rachel* lets just hope you can still use it after this Jac.
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Truth be told, i'm somewhat interested in knowing what dolphin would taste like.

So tempted am I to have Jacque retaliate somehow :P
Jacque: *on the ground wheezing* Please don't...I think i'll be fine without you having me retaliating...
Manō: *leaning over Jacque* ...*proceeds to poke Jacque with a stick*
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O_O

how would he retaliate? Lightning against water, wouldn't end well if we use Pokemon logic.
And in his state
Rachel: *Proceeds to sit on Jacque looking rather triumphant* I think I win this round, what do you think love?
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What? Dolphins are terrible animals believe it or not. T'is only natural that they pay for their misdeeds with the only thing they can offer: Their flesh!

Perhaps Rachel has the elemental advantage, but physically...
Jacque: *Bucks Rachel off suddenly* HA! *pins her underneath him*
He's hella strong.
Manō: ...*continues to poke Jacque with the stick*
Jacque: STOPIT!
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haha I know they are, boy do I know T-T

Rachel: *Gives a yelp as she is suddenly thrown off and pinned* Damn you *growls*
Well don't forget she is strong to, maybe not as strong but still strong enough..
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I'm...i'm not even going to delve into that one.

Jacque: Psh, as if y-*poked once more* FUCKING STOP MANŌ!
Manō: *shrugs and walks away*
T'is true, should be interesting to see what happens should they get into it.
Jacque: Now when you say "Get into it", what exactly do you mean shade? <_<
Meh, who knows with me?
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Neither, my whole childhood ><

Rachel: *Glaring up at Jacque, still pinned down*

Oh, oh I know *Waves arms around*
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*watches you wave your arms around* Yes Lex?
Jacque: *grins* Will you behave if I let you up? If not i'll be happy to dish out...*leans in close to Rachel's ear* punishment
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Not telling hehe
Rachel: *Blushes but continues to glare* Me? Behave? you know that will never happen.
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Come on Lex, out with it. >u>
Jacque: Then I guess the only option is punishment~ *nibbles Rachel's ear*
Oh god...you two...
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Nope :3
Rachel: *Blushes harder, unsure of what to say or what to do* uh...what is this...punishment...you are planning?
Hmm I'm not even sure who started it this time...
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Psh, you're no fun >3>
Jacque: You'll see. Manō! I require ropes! Things are gonna get....risqué~ *preverse grin*
Manō: *salutes and wanders off to find ropes*
*facepalm* I was gonna say both of em'...but given Jacque's antics, i'm not sure anymore...
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*giggles*
Rachel: *Eyes grow a little wide* Ah..ropes? *Gazes over to Mano as he wonders off*
Hmm Yes I quite agree.
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Tell the shady man so that he might sleep for the night >n>
Jacque: Yes. Ropes. *calls out after Manō* And some whipped cream! The name brand stuff, not the generic crap!
Uh, Jacque? Precisely HOW is Manō to acquire these things? I mean, Manō can't exactly walk into a store and ask for the isles that hold whipped cream and rope...
Jacque: Manō'll find a way. Trust me. And when I get my stuff *leering at Rachel with a wide grin*
Jacque, you're creepin' me out man.
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Yup
Rachel: *Blush intensifies as she remained shock still under Jacque*
I think you have managed to make her behave there, though continue any further she might become stubborn. but I'm guessing that won't be so bad for what I guess you are planing there Jacque *Grins* *Is as bad as him*
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*rubs temples* I'm surrounded by pervs...god lord, i'm turning in for the night since its 3 AM...
Jacque: Awww...but can't I just-
Tomorrow Jacque. The Shady man must rest.
Jacque: Hmph...fine...*whispers in Rachel's ear* To be continued~ *disappears*
Manō: *is still on the hunt for the items*

Welp, g'night Lex.
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Rachel: *Shivers in delight at Jacque's voice in her ear* hmmm wait...what just happened?

hehe Night Shade.
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*Sits close to Lexzah *
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