[OOC] House Of Villains: A Slice Of Life About Comically Self-Aware Villains

[Sleeth]

I've carefully constructed a woman of epic proportions, fear not... I hope it will be glorious.

[Dark Cloud]

@Sleeth I was like "Why'd she say 'we' and 'us'?"

[Sleeth]

@Dark Cloud Meet Us xD

[Dark Cloud]

@Sleeth Oh my god...It's that one weird chick stereotype right?

[Sleeth]

It's speed dating, there are no normal people.@Dark Cloud

[Dark Cloud]

@Sleeth Yeah, your lucky if you find someone normal.

[DraconiWarlord]

LEO X JILL?
I like those odds...

[Zanavy]

@Sleeth Just you wait. ;D I've had your pairing in mind for a long time, considering you started the speed dating idea and only recently recruited everyone else.

Ughhh, now that my RP is speed dating, it's bringing back a suppressed morbid interest to try it IRL. It's a trap. I'm too busy for love.

EDIT: Just got caught up in IC. Good lord, @Sleeth, you're a mad genius.

[DraconiWarlord]

I'm confused as to who's Leo dating...
and shit, @Sleeth, you could become a comedian the posts from you are fuckin hilarious

[Zanavy]

@DraconiWarlord Leo is dating Jill, my PC who is DEFINITELY a normal human and NOT a lich. You can start an intro post for us, or I can do so after class. I really wanted to get Sondra started.

[DraconiWarlord]

Okay, this is going to be awesome!

[Dark Cloud]

LEO X JILL?
I like those odds...

@DraconiWarlord

> :|

[Dark Cloud]

@Sleeth Just you wait. ;D I've had your pairing in mind for a long time, considering you started the speed dating idea and only recently recruited everyone else.

Ughhh, now that my RP is speed dating, it's bringing back a suppressed morbid interest to try it IRL. It's a trap. I'm too busy for love.

EDIT: Just got caught up in IC. Good lord, @Sleeth, you're a mad genius.

@Zanavy

Don't try it, it isn't worth it.

[DraconiWarlord]

Jonathan B. Jangles

@Sleeth

"Erm..." it took a moment for Jonathan to digest how strange, or rather insane this woman was acting but he was a gentleman so the skeleton played along

Dark Cloud

Gentleskeleton?

[Zanavy]

@Dark Cloud Might be worth a try if it wasn't like $20. But I might be willing to pay $20 to go with friends and afterward joke about how weird it was.

[DraconiWarlord]

Leo post out, he's still getting accustomed to the future so don't be downright nasty to him.

[Dark Cloud]

@Zanavy YOU SKIPPED JONATHAN?!?! CAPZ LOK jk

[Sleeth]

I always wanted to try it, because it's always funny on TV and the like. Not sure I could convince my wife to go speed dating for the Lulz though :P

[Dark Cloud]

@Sleeth Jane asks-Oops Janet I mean asks what is Jonathan's ideal date. "Not this" is what I was thinking in my brain.

[Zanavy]

I'm a little worried about those "cold glass eyes" giving Jon PTSD and making other potential plans more difficult

Leo post out, he's still getting accustomed to the future so don't be downright nasty to him.

Yeahhh I'll admit I haven't been the best at portraying someone from approximately the year 1000. Her bio claims she "learns fast," though. She has gotten used to 21st century behavioral expectations but some technology still baffles her. If Jill can get past the immediate "burn the witch" comment, the two of them could be a good help to each other.

I'd give that like a 25% chance.