[IC] Crossover Town

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

" Damn why do I keep putting my foot in mouth."
Ash drew his boomstick, "it's about to get real ugly."
"Yo mama, daddy has a little sumptin for ya, suck on this!" Ash yelled as he squeezed both barrels off at the encroaching deadite *KABOOM*
The deadite's head exploded ,sending blood and brains all over them.
For the second deadite, Ash kicked in the O' chainsaw, and shoved it deep into it's chest, ripping and cutting the deadite's flesh.
Blood and guts, and whatever it had eaten , was now raining down upon Ash and anyone neat him.
A crazed bizarre look of enjoyment spread across Ash's face.
Seeing the third deadite coming, he tried to remove the chainsaw but it was stuck.
"Uh oh, shit...shit..a little help here, somebody!"

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@MikkishtheLeprechaun

" Damn why do I keep putting my foot in mouth."
Ash drew his boomstick, "it's about to get real ugly."
"Yo mama, daddy has a little sumptin for ya, suck on this!" Ash yelled as he squeezed both barrels off at the encroaching deadite *KABOOM*
The deadite's head exploded ,sending blood and brains all over them.
For the second deadite, Ash kicked in the O' chainsaw, and shoved it deep into it's chest, ripping and cutting the deadite's flesh.
Blood and guts, and whatever it had eaten , was now raining down upon Ash and anyone neat him.
A crazed bizarre look of enjoyment spread across Ash's face.
Seeing the third deadite coming, he tried to remove the chainsaw but it was stuck.
"Uh oh, shit...shit..a little help here, somebody!"

@Kenshi

Seeing how there was going to be trouble, the Valeyard pulled out his laser screwdriver with a sigh, part of the casing retracting as he took aim at the approaching deadite. Squinting, he fired a beam of orangish-gold energy at the creature, knocking it back with a blow that carved a rather nasty looking hole into its chest.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@ZAVAZggg@Kenshi@letmehaveone2

Ash was stuck, and a psycho was coming in for the attack. While the woman deadite was dainty, Jesse knew how certain levels of crazy could trump physical strength.

He aimed his gun to shoot the deadite in the head, but the deadite was gunned down by something else. A machine gun. Jesse turned to see the shooter, to find a box-like robot with two rotating machine guns. It turned to Valeyard and its guns started spinning, to be cut off by gunshots from Jesse’s glock which had little effect, but drew its attention. Jesse dove again into the alley as a hail of machine gun fire came at him.

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@ZAVAZggg@Kenshi@letmehaveone2

Ash was stuck, and a psycho was coming in for the attack. While the woman deadite was dainty, Jesse knew how certain levels of crazy could trump physical strength.

He aimed his gun to shoot the deadite in the head, but the deadite was gunned down by something else. A machine gun. Jesse turned to see the shooter, to find a box-like robot with two rotating machine guns. It turned to Valeyard and its guns started spinning, to be cut off by gunshots from Jesse’s glock which had little effect, but drew its attention. Jesse dove again into the alley as a hail of machine gun fire came at him.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

With the approaching deadite down for the count, at least for the time being anyway, the Valeyard whirled round to fire on the machine. He did this not out of a concern for the human that had distracted it, he couldn't have cared less really, but out of a desire to not be riddled with holes. While he could always regenerate, he wasn't quite ready for such an eventuality presently.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@ZAVAZggg

The hail of machine gun rounds continued to the Valeyard after the laser tore a hole in the terminator. It was damaged, but not out for the count, and struggled to continue fighting.

[Kenshi]

Ash front kicked the deadite in the head, and accidently freed his chainsaw arm.
"Son of a bitch, who ordered R2D2 on steroids?"
Ash shook his head, " killing deadites is one thing, but this...this is nuts even for me."
" I'm out of here kemosabi, y'all coming or staying ?" Ash asked as he took off running away, not waiting for an answer.

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@ZAVAZggg

The hail of machine gun rounds continued to the Valeyard after the laser tore a hole in the terminator. It was damaged, but not out for the count, and struggled to continue fighting.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

The Valeyard, despite his old frame, dove to the side in order to narrowly avoid being hit by the hail of oncoming fire. Returning some shots of his own as he scrambled to his feet, he took off after Ash, ducking and weaving as he went.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi@ZAVAZggg

In Jesse’s time, being a coward was not just shameful, but an act of stupidity. If you ran from someone, you showed weakness, and that lead to more attacks. He shook his head at the men who ran.

He popped out of cover, and shot three times. The Terminators guns rotated, but no bullets shot out. Jesse had dismantled it’s ability to shoot by severing three exposed wires with gunshots.

“Protect John Connor.” Came a voice in an accent Jesse couldn’t distinguish.

Then a shotgun blast hit the now mostly defenseless robot. The Terminator from the barcade was now clothed, and had a shotgun from the barkeep.

While the Terminator had the robot distracted, Jesse ruined more exposed wiring until the robot mostly stopped moving.

[Letmehaveone2]

Fuli wasn't sure how to help since she relies on speed most of the time. "How can I help? My name is Fuli by the way."

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Letmehaveone2 Jesse looked at Fuli “You could have backed me up in the argument.” He looked at where Ash and the Valeyard ran off “Doesn’t matter, though. I don’t think you could get through his idiot skull with anything less than a bullet. Hopefully it won’t come to that.”

@ZAVAZggg@Kenshi

Ash and Valeyard would eventually reach a shopping center encircling the entrance to a subway. They had passed the crowds of fleeing civilians and people were going about their business here. There was an electronics store, a Barnes and Nobles, a bar, an arcade, and several restaurants and clothing stores.

[Kenshi]

@ZAVAZggg

Ash stopped when he heard running footsteps behind him, and turned to face whatever had pursued him.
It was the older man he had literally ran into, "Thanks for your help back there."
He huffed and puffed, " I'm getting to old for this shit."
" I don't think we properly introduced ourselves, I'm Ash Williams." he said extending his hand to the elder gentleman.
"Any idea what the hell this world is, deadites, machines with machine guns, talking cats...am I losing my ever loving mind?"

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@ZAVAZggg

Ash stopped when he heard running footsteps behind him, and turned to face whatever had pursued him.
It was the older man he had literally ran into, "Thanks for your help back there."
He huffed and puffed, " I'm getting to old for this shit."
" I don't think we properly introduced ourselves, I'm Ash Williams." he said extending his hand to the elder gentleman.
"Any idea what the hell this world is, deadites, machines with machine guns, talking cats...am I losing my ever loving mind?"

@Kenshi

"Possibly."

The Valeyard didn't take Ash's hand, opting to return his screwdriver to his pocket and straighten his suit instead.

"Then again, you humans always did have such frail minds. In any case, I've seen far stranger than this in my time. Lived stranger. You should simply be glad my people aren't here. They abhor places like these. Eradicate them actually."

He smirked.

"I, on the other hand, don't mind a little bit of chaos."

[Kenshi]

@ZAVAZggg

Ash looked at his hand when the man didn't shake, and noticed why, it was covered in deadite blood.
"Sorry bout that." He wiped his hand on his shirt, one clean spot ,no longer.
"Frail minds? Humans? Shit, are you some ET , I thought you would be green, smaller and bug eyed.?"
Ash slapped himself in the forehead, "You're a freaking martian!"
Ash backed up a few steps, " look pal, I ain't keen on being probed."

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@ZAVAZggg

Ash looked at his hand when the man didn't shake, and noticed why, it was covered in deadite blood.
"Sorry bout that." He wiped his hand on his shirt, one clean spot ,no longer.
"Frail minds? Humans? Shit, are you some ET , I thought you would be green, smaller and bug eyed.?"
Ash slapped himself in the forehead, "You're a freaking martian!"
Ash backed up a few steps, " look pal, I ain't keen on being probed."

@Kenshi

The Valeyard rolled his eyes with a tired sigh.

"I am a Time Lord, not a Martian Ice Warrior. They're far more violent and far less Gallifreyan looking. Additionally, they'd be more likely to rip you limb from limb rather than probe you."

He shifted his attention back to Ash.

"Speaking of probing, my people need not resort to such invasive means. We have sonic devices for medical scans, of which my laser screwdriver is not. It's a weapon, not a scanner, and unless you fancy a hole in your chest I advise you not take any actions that give me cause to use it."

With that warning made, the Valeyard fell silent as he surveyed the surrounding land, committing each of the shops to memory. While the inhabitants of Sol-3 were woefully primitive, there were still uses for some of their things, as the ramshackle devices composed by his previous incarnations could attest.

[Kenshi]

Enzo walked along the branch above the two strange beings below him.
One being had a huge rotating blade for an arm, the other being seemed to be a man out of his time.
Neither were a threat to him, but there was something else in the air.
His little nose twitched, sniffing the air, and soon he was running down the end of the branch.
Enzo flipped a somersault into the air and landed on the adjacent tree branch.
Quickly he hurried to the new strange scent, somersaulting and diving from tree to tree.

[Kenshi]

@ZAVAZggg

" I was just thinking , friend, maybe we should split up, cover more ground that way."
Ash continued backstepping, "D..Does that sound..like a plan, to you pal?"
I need hardware to handle this guy, Ash made a quick dive thru the window of Barnes and Noble store.
He reached out for something heavy he could throw, and grabbed a book?
"Damnit!"

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@ZAVAZggg

" I was just thinking , friend, maybe we should split up, cover more ground that way."
Ash continued backstepping, "D..Does that sound..like a plan, to you pal?"
I need hardware to handle this guy, Ash made a quick dive thru the window of Barnes and Noble store.
He reached out for something heavy he could throw, and grabbed a book?
"Damnit!"

@Kenshi

The Valeyard wasn't a fool, nor was he oblivious. After nine hundred years he could tell when a threat had struck true as his obviously had. The fact that Ash had fled shortly thereafter was only more proof of that. Still, he did not pursue, for there was simply no need. There were grander uses of his time after all, and terrorizing a lone homo sapien was not one of them. Thus did the Time Lord turn away to calmly walk off down the street and towards the electronics store he'd spied earlier.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi

If Ash were to pay attention, he would see “The Necronomicon” written on the book. This wasn’t the one he knew, however. Instead of a leather casing that bit his hand, this was nothing but a paperback book which discussed the rankings of a mad Arab and the Elder Gods.

@ZAVAZggg

The store was split up into several sections. A video game section was to his left, a computer section to his right and the tv section was at the far end opposite the entrance. Even still, the big screen TVs were visible from anywhere in the store, and a rerun of Dr Who was playing.

[Letmehaveone2]

Solofighter emerged from an alleyway and onto a sidewalk, looking tough as ever. She looked around as she walked.

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@ZAVAZggg

The store was split up into several sections. A video game section was to his left, a computer section to his right and the tv section was at the far end opposite the entrance. Even still, the big screen TVs were visible from anywhere in the store, and a rerun of Dr Who was playing.

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

The Valeyard began perusing the shelves as soon as he stepped inside, scouting about for promising materials, though he couldn't keep his attention from the television for very long. It was a strange sight really, seeing one of the Doctor's previous adventures played out so accurately despite these humans having never been there. Then again, what about this place wasn't strange? Shaking his head he finally managed to ignore it, moving to resume his previous task. Pulling out his screwdriver, he "borrowed" a computer monitor from its display along with several lengths of wire. He did not pay for these items however, opting to simply shoot the shop keep on his way out. From there the Valeyard made his way back to his TARDIS where he would cobble together all these items into... something. A deathray perhaps, or maybe some manner of mind control device.