[OOC] 𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔊𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬'𝔰 ℌ𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔦𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 (In Memory of My Friend Queen)

[Zeroth]

@Dark Cloud
Empusa: *imitates the monotone voice of a computer* This safe word is already in use. Please pick another! *WHA-PISH!*
Seiji: DON'T USE ANYTHING REFERENCING YOUR JOHNSON SHE'LL SAY IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH!
Empusa: That's not true! You tried that before and I didn't tell you that!
Seiji: No, you told me *imitates computer too* This safe word is too long and girthy, please use another.

[Dark Cloud]

@Zeroth So aside from shitposting I'd like an interaction with Empusa.

[Chris488]

I mean honestly, all of the sins are terrible over time. I suppose in esoteric terms, one could say Pride is the worst, but based upon modern definitions, Sloth and Greed are way more present and worse in the world.

The greatest threat of all evil is Ignorance though.

I'm waiting until our Queen posts again since Starla was the first to go upstairs, before I write anything else with Adam or Sasha.

[Dark Cloud]

@Chris488 Well Dex is only strengthened by the positive aspects of Pride as he inherited his fathers angelic abilities in regards to Pride as a Virtue. But only sort of.

[Zeroth]

@Dark Cloud I kind of wanted to wait and see if @blackdragon was going to post with Phagora again, since Empusa has already directly spoken to her. Also it's getting pretty late on my end, I was thinking of heading to bed soon. I'll start working on something so that I can copy paste faster when the time's right, but I dunno if I can guarantee a response tonight.

[Queen of Aces]

@Queen of Aces I'm afraid its begun, Starla's cuteness overload has made her target number 1

@Dark Cloud Indeed, this'll only make Aurora more capable to harass everyone now

@MetalWeight

*Is afraid*

@Zeroth
Yeah I just realized we're missing Phagora's CS so would you place it in the CS Tab @blackdragon?

@Chris488

Lord know I want to create a height chart of everyone here lmao

This is Hell, we're all going to be punished sooner or later. Smiles.

@Chris488

Don't tell them my secrets...

@Chris488
You think Empusa possesses the capacity for mercy?

@Dark Cloud
Empusa: *demon-forges a whip, which she draws out from betwixt her cleavage* Oh, honey, don't think of it as punishment. Think of it as...an introduction to a new kink!
Seiji: TELL HER THE SAFE WORD NOW SHE WON'T GIVE YOU A CHANCE LATER!

@Zeroth

Dex: BANANA SPARKLES BANANA SPARKLES THE SAFE WORD IS BANANA SPARKLES!

And for anyone wondering no that's not my safe word it's just a funny phrase lmao

[Dark Cloud]

<Snipped quote by MetalWeight>

*Is afraid*

@Zeroth
Yeah I just realized we're missing Phagora's CS so would you place it in the CS Tab @blackdragon?

@Chris488

Lord know I want to create a height chart of everyone here lmao

<Snipped quote by Chris488>

Don't tell them my secrets...

<Snipped quote by Zeroth>

Dex: BANANA SPARKLES BANANA SPARKLES THE SAFE WORD IS BANANA SPARKLES!

And for anyone wondering no that's not my safe word it's just a funny phrase lmao

@Queen of Aces

Lies, and Fake News I tell you; Don't believe her!

[Queen of Aces]

I mean honestly, all of the sins are terrible over time. I suppose in esoteric terms, one could say Pride is the worst, but based upon modern definitions, Sloth and Greed are way more present and worse in the world.

The greatest threat of all evil is Ignorance though.

I'm waiting until our Queen posts again since Starla was the first to go upstairs, before I write anything else with Adam or Sasha.

@Chris488

I shall be posting soon either tonight or tomorrow.

[Dark Cloud]

@Queen of Aces Sorry I've just been so eager that I've been posting over the post limit. What is my punishment officer Ace?

[Zeroth]

Lord knows I want to create a height chart of everyone here lmao

@Queen of Aces

And I wanna see a bust chart. I'm willing to bet Empusa has just about everybody beat--if Aurora outdoes her, it's just by volume, not proportion!

[Chris488]

@Zeroth I can't believe I'm saying this... but the cultured know it's not just about the breast size.

That said, based upon my research and the visual data everyone has provided in their character sheets, I think it's a safe conclusion that Empusa has biggest bust, proportionally speaking.

[Dark Cloud]

@Zeroth I can't believe I'm saying this... but the cultured know it's not just about the breast size.

@Chris488

It's all about the thiccness.

[Queen of Aces]

@Dark Cloud

100 push ups not on your knees.

@Zeroth

Might be difficult so I have no idea how we'd ever find such information. But I'm thinking Phagora might have us beat to be honest!

[Dark Cloud]

You know what is interesting? This thread started yesterday and we're already at 354+ posts in the OOC.

[Chris488]

I now dutifully await punishment in whatever place Hell has prepared for me.

@Dark Cloud We post a lot lol.

@Queen of Aces Also we do not currently have access to such information, so it's possible my previous statement was incorrect.

[Dark Cloud]

@Dark Cloud

100 push ups not on your knees.

@Zeroth

Might be difficult so I have no idea how we'd ever find such information. But I'm thinking Phagora might have us beat to be honest!

@Queen of Aces

Dex: Nooooo >_<

[Zeroth]

@Chris488 Oh yeah? Then please, elaborate on your choice my good sir! Perhaps you need a little hint to push you in the right direction? I've traveled far and wide, and everyone I've asked has given me equally disappointing answers. Perhaps the worst is "There's no logic behind one's preference. No reason, c'est la vie, and of course the tired George Mallory inspired "Because it is there!" soundbyte. But if you say you are cultured without a reason behind it, you proclaim your own phoniness! You've had plenty of time to justify your decision, I think it's time you shared your answer! DoN't YOu!?

You know what is interesting? This thread started yesterday and we're already at 354+ posts in the OOC.

@Dark Cloud

*looks back at the post history and where the most posts are*
Does anyone else wanna tell him? I'm afraid I might hurt his feelings. XD

[Dark Cloud]

@Zeroth Yes most of it is me.

[Chris488]

@Zeroth I'm pansexual... so my choice is irrelevant. The whole having preferences always confused me. All of creation is beautiful from the perspective of the one called I. I have no preferences that take precedence over other features or aspects. I love and hate all equally.

Boobs are really nice though.

[Dark Cloud]

@Zeroth I'm pansexual... so my choice is irrelevant. The whole having preferences always confused me. All of creation is beautiful from the perspective of the one called I. I have no preferences that take precedence over other features or aspects. I love and hate all equally.

Boobs are really nice though.

@Chris488

I like both.