"I wonder if Fred would allow a royal lunch for us." Jazdia was the first to break the silence when the group walked down the stairs to the first floor. The maid who accompanied them dully shook her head, saying the lunch will be delivered to everyone's room in an hour. When Jazdia asked what was the menu today, she also replied with minimal interest.
"Milady is welcomed to visit our kitchen if she was curious."
Jazdia only replied with a weak smile.
But after a while, a chuckle slipped out of her. "Well, Ced. Did you hear that? You have madam maid's permission to raid their kitchen."
The bear snorted, with a slightly amused chuckle followed afterward.
"'at 'd sureleh git me tosse in deh dungeon agin... Doubt dey coul' afford muh eatin' everthang dey has..."
"They'll need to feed you eventually, dont they? Might as well hand over the whole roast hog sooner than later." Quipped the mercenary, recalling just how much the bear grabbed at the farm... barely a few days ago. It felt like way longer than it actually were.
"yea, but uh gotta save room fer dinner!" replied the bear. "Mebe we could git a drink instead? Jus' not in da town-- Crazy folk out dere."
"Raiding the cellar it is! Day drinking happen to be my expertise, you're in good hands." Claimed the mercenary without an inkling of shame.
"Already make yourself at home I see..." said Jazdia, suddenly feeling lethargic. The report she had been carrying this entire time was starting to make her elbow sores. "Remember that we have a banquet tonight. It's not the possibility of you two downing the entire cellar by yourselves that worries me, but you two arriving at the party fully inebriated is. Master Bear, before you accompany Miss Yvonne to have a taste of the royal collection. Can I lend your paws to help me taking this to Fredricus's office?"
Without even waiting for Cedar to either accept or decline Jazdia handed him the papers.The bear quickly obliged
"Guess I gotta go--- Don' drink i' all witout meh naow!"
When the two took their turns to the north, the bear swung his head down to Jazdia, speaking in a low tone.
"you's gunna show meh where she headin' af'erward righ? I's a big fellar-- kin hol' a lot a liquor."
"Sure. If not, then I am sure one of the maids would gladly help."
A cheeky grin escaped his bearish muzzle as they continue walking.
"Bu' 'at lil' thang prolly drink jus' 's much-- I wan'ts sum too ya know. We'll drop 'is off in ol' Fred's lap-- an den see where he keep da good stuff."
Jazdia only nodded, in front of them was the wooden staircase heading to a balcony that leads to Fredricus' office. It was just four days ago the first time they were being summoned and asked to wait around here. She would stand on the balcony, leaning on the railings, and use her eyes to observe the other agents. Back then there were Chonan and Henri among the crowd.
"So, have you overcome the horror of humanity's harshest law yet, or still working on it?"
"I' dun' make no sense...." the bear sighed, and that was the only pause before he stormed the conversation with sheer verbose. "Don' git meh wrong-- uh ain't no stranger tuh killin none-- Gotsta to live ya know... Thang's a bit diff'rnt fer meh like 'at, since I knowed other critters got feelins. Still gots ta eat. Just more picky 'bout whom, and why. ... Don' mean I likes doin' it. On toppa 'at, 'eres when ya gots ta stop somethin tryin' ta eat MUHSELF, ya knows? ... But one thang we don' do-- at's makin' a show a killin', er ... celebratin' a killin. ... Cain't wrap muh head 'round it. ... Dun make no sense... 'at man already beat; ya gunna kill im, jus' kill im, and git it o'er wit. ... Why ya gotta .. .. .. Em poor horses... Dey dun know nor wanna do dat nohow... an dey dun gone an made em do it-- 'an cheered like it da bes' thang they e'er saw... ... I kin see killin' somebody all messy like, ifn' dey all fights it real hard-- at damn wizard in da purple pajamas, fer instance.... Lotta people got hurt puttin' at fucker in da groun'.... Don' see me celebratin' it. Won' see me celebratin' it neither...."
"So who deserves the blame then? The people or the authority that make it a spectacle?"
"Mebbeh both? One set it all up... The odder partehs and gits drunk, thinkin' it the bes' thang evar."
"So everyone is at the wrong here?"
"Only reason I kin see, is dat peoples WANTS ta kill odder peoples, an' makes up excuses ta. Ann delights in 'er 'need' bein met."
"aint 'nuff ta jus' end at fellar. Naw. Gots ta rip em apart in de street, wit him all helpless like. Human's got some sick 'needs', An not just sum o' em. Naw. It were all o' em." .... "E'en 'Vonnie."
"Interesting."
When they reached the second floor, Jazdia greeted one of the guards. "We are here at His Majesty's order. There was a report he need to see. Can you inform the Chamberlain that we are here? Thank you."
When one of the guards saluted back and departed to fetch the chamberlain, Jazdia leaned against the railing while Cedar stood in the opposite direction.
"Say, if a serial killer killed your siblings. What would you do if you find him locked up in the village prison?"
"I'd make sure he da one as done it... En I'd break his neck. but afores at, I'd a made sure muh brother don' do sommat at deserve bein killed fer. He a right ass sometimes."
Jazdia decided to miss the wordplay, "What about the victim from the other family that he killed? Don't you think they deserve to see Justice being served as well?"
"Justice wut? I don' follow. S'pose it were an accident-- Or couldn' be avoided. Woulda been avoided ifn' it could... Like em poor folks at Fanghorn.... We killed em peoples... I killed em peoples, and most o' em did nothin' wrong. But more peoples woulda been killed, we not acted. Ya gots ta be sure ya doin' da right thang, when ya ends somebody. At man in the purple PJs? He were actively hurtin' people. Where you think all at' fire started from? Weren't us, at's fer sure! At fellar so upset about a few lil weeds, he kill people in 'er own damn houses.-- an' he'd do it again. Meh? I don' wanna 'dance' e'er again. unnerstan? Sometimes, killin' aint de answer. But I also knowed 'at humans ofen seems ta 'feel good' when sommat at caused em pain git ended. ... uh aint like at.
"Em folks at Fanghorn? Frum what I seened tuhday... 'ey'd tear me apart in da street. Ya calls at 'justice?'"
Jazdia shrugged, partially surprised when the bear mentioned Fanghorn accident. Another jab came not long after. A theoretical question.
"Every crime warrants a different kind of punishment. But, since you asked, yes, based on the law of the land they will have you hanged to death in public. Would I call that Justice? My opinion matters less than the people who have their houses destroyed and their families killed. Can you blame them if they want to see justice being served?"
"Mebbeh we gots diff'rnt ideas what 'justice' is. E're a diffren' word, 'retr'bution'. Justice, be when ya corrects summat as been done wrong. 'retr'bution', a thing when humans loses they minds, and go on a rampage, ta feel better-- 'en tells emsleves it's good."
Jazdia eyed him, her expression slightly hardened, but her tone was calm.
"Regardless of how cruel it is, Humans aspire to see that their law is not just words written on parchment. Assurance in law ensures that their society won't tear itself apart." Jazdia cleared her throat before continuing. It was never intended to argue, but Cedar seemed to have a very strange outlook on how human society implements the law, and it was easy to imagine that kind of train of thought would put them at odds, if not now, then in the future.
"Executing a murderer in the dark dungeon sounded less gruesome, true, but the family of the murdered may never see justice being implemented. What if the murderer bribed the guard to let him go and send a false report to the people that the deed was done? Public execution removes that doubt and instills fear and warning so the other humans wouldn't do the crime because the punishment is apparent. The state has the obligation to ensure that no crime will be tolerated in their society. And society wants that."
"At dont esplain de beer, de hootin,, and de hollerin." replied the bear, sulking.
"Maybe. Human emotions as collective beings are hard enough to understand. Think that like when you squash a fat flea after you remove them from your itchy butt."
"Flea alive, same as any odder livin thang. I jus' don wan it on muh butt. Sos I scratch."
"Now you get the idea. Humans too, would feel glad if they managed to get rid of a nuisance." Or maybe not. But at least she tried.
"ain't like a tick er summat like at--- em thangs burruh in, and ya caint pick em off witout squashin' em.--- I asked muh pappy why deys exist; He tell meh at they helps keep critters like muhself, as ain't got nuttin' as really eats it proper-- from bein tuh plent'ful. Same wit diseases, --ooh, er tapeworms. Nasty thangs, tapeworms..."
Jazdia earnestly tried to suppress a laughter. "My knowledge about insects is limited. Still, I think you get my message. Humans feel satisfied when they see those who threaten and have ruined their lives are gone. Like you are glad when you removed a lice or tapeworm. The nastier the crime, the happier people are to see them gone. Right now you might see humans tend to glorify judicial cruelty, but it arguably works best in their current society."
Again. It was not clear if Cedar gets the message. Especially when he began to tell another example of his anecdotal experience, and it make Jazdia smile wryly. It is the harsh reality, whether he liked it or not. But she hoped the reasoning would give him another perspective.
The chamberlain arrived with the soldier and Cedar ceased his prattle immediately.
"His majesty is busy today," he said pompously, sparing a single glance toward the document. "I am afraid he wouldn't have time to read it."
"Oh, he can read it anytime he wants. I just want it delivered, It is after all, part of my agreement with King Fredricus and I am sure both of us would prefer to see everyone involved fulfill their obligations down to the smallest detail."
"I am not sure Milady understands." said the chamberlain in a concealed disdain. "For His Highness, information comes as easy as drawing water from a well."
Your Majesty's wells are polluted with deception. Jazdia wanted to say that, but she preferred to keep the sass to herself. Her decision to moderate her impudence had proven to be beneficial apparently.
"But I shall fulfill this request." Said the chamberlain. Another parchment was quickly stretched, and the elf asked the King's servant to sign it with a graphite stylus before transferring the document from Cedar's paws to his.
Some more witty pleasantries were exchanged before the duo headed back to the main hall. No more banters happened between the two when they walked down the mostly empty corridor, and Jazdia found the silence refreshing.
Humans are an ever-changing species. She thought, there will be a day when Cedar's idealism may find its relevance, but that was not today.
Unsurprisingly Yvonne was no longer there. Jazdia activated her eyes and saw that the petite noblewoman was already inside a decorated room below the kitchen.
"Through that door, take the stairs down to the basement. Then go to the room to your left. Yvonne is there."
"And, Cedar. Mone more thing. I'd invite you to have this... paper towels." it was not, they were, in fact, a part of the report that was supposed to be delivered to Fredricus, but later omitted by Jazdia herself. "Keep it as readable when bored, or use it to wipe beer foam from your mouth or just toss it into the fire I don't care."
"Milady is welcomed to visit our kitchen if she was curious."
Jazdia only replied with a weak smile.
But after a while, a chuckle slipped out of her. "Well, Ced. Did you hear that? You have madam maid's permission to raid their kitchen."
The bear snorted, with a slightly amused chuckle followed afterward.
"'at 'd sureleh git me tosse in deh dungeon agin... Doubt dey coul' afford muh eatin' everthang dey has..."
"They'll need to feed you eventually, dont they? Might as well hand over the whole roast hog sooner than later." Quipped the mercenary, recalling just how much the bear grabbed at the farm... barely a few days ago. It felt like way longer than it actually were.
"yea, but uh gotta save room fer dinner!" replied the bear. "Mebe we could git a drink instead? Jus' not in da town-- Crazy folk out dere."
"Raiding the cellar it is! Day drinking happen to be my expertise, you're in good hands." Claimed the mercenary without an inkling of shame.
"Already make yourself at home I see..." said Jazdia, suddenly feeling lethargic. The report she had been carrying this entire time was starting to make her elbow sores. "Remember that we have a banquet tonight. It's not the possibility of you two downing the entire cellar by yourselves that worries me, but you two arriving at the party fully inebriated is. Master Bear, before you accompany Miss Yvonne to have a taste of the royal collection. Can I lend your paws to help me taking this to Fredricus's office?"
Without even waiting for Cedar to either accept or decline Jazdia handed him the papers.The bear quickly obliged
"Guess I gotta go--- Don' drink i' all witout meh naow!"
When the two took their turns to the north, the bear swung his head down to Jazdia, speaking in a low tone.
"you's gunna show meh where she headin' af'erward righ? I's a big fellar-- kin hol' a lot a liquor."
"Sure. If not, then I am sure one of the maids would gladly help."
A cheeky grin escaped his bearish muzzle as they continue walking.
"Bu' 'at lil' thang prolly drink jus' 's much-- I wan'ts sum too ya know. We'll drop 'is off in ol' Fred's lap-- an den see where he keep da good stuff."
Jazdia only nodded, in front of them was the wooden staircase heading to a balcony that leads to Fredricus' office. It was just four days ago the first time they were being summoned and asked to wait around here. She would stand on the balcony, leaning on the railings, and use her eyes to observe the other agents. Back then there were Chonan and Henri among the crowd.
"So, have you overcome the horror of humanity's harshest law yet, or still working on it?"
"I' dun' make no sense...." the bear sighed, and that was the only pause before he stormed the conversation with sheer verbose. "Don' git meh wrong-- uh ain't no stranger tuh killin none-- Gotsta to live ya know... Thang's a bit diff'rnt fer meh like 'at, since I knowed other critters got feelins. Still gots ta eat. Just more picky 'bout whom, and why. ... Don' mean I likes doin' it. On toppa 'at, 'eres when ya gots ta stop somethin tryin' ta eat MUHSELF, ya knows? ... But one thang we don' do-- at's makin' a show a killin', er ... celebratin' a killin. ... Cain't wrap muh head 'round it. ... Dun make no sense... 'at man already beat; ya gunna kill im, jus' kill im, and git it o'er wit. ... Why ya gotta .. .. .. Em poor horses... Dey dun know nor wanna do dat nohow... an dey dun gone an made em do it-- 'an cheered like it da bes' thang they e'er saw... ... I kin see killin' somebody all messy like, ifn' dey all fights it real hard-- at damn wizard in da purple pajamas, fer instance.... Lotta people got hurt puttin' at fucker in da groun'.... Don' see me celebratin' it. Won' see me celebratin' it neither...."
"So who deserves the blame then? The people or the authority that make it a spectacle?"
"Mebbeh both? One set it all up... The odder partehs and gits drunk, thinkin' it the bes' thang evar."
"So everyone is at the wrong here?"
"Only reason I kin see, is dat peoples WANTS ta kill odder peoples, an' makes up excuses ta. Ann delights in 'er 'need' bein met."
"aint 'nuff ta jus' end at fellar. Naw. Gots ta rip em apart in de street, wit him all helpless like. Human's got some sick 'needs', An not just sum o' em. Naw. It were all o' em." .... "E'en 'Vonnie."
"Interesting."
When they reached the second floor, Jazdia greeted one of the guards. "We are here at His Majesty's order. There was a report he need to see. Can you inform the Chamberlain that we are here? Thank you."
When one of the guards saluted back and departed to fetch the chamberlain, Jazdia leaned against the railing while Cedar stood in the opposite direction.
"Say, if a serial killer killed your siblings. What would you do if you find him locked up in the village prison?"
"I'd make sure he da one as done it... En I'd break his neck. but afores at, I'd a made sure muh brother don' do sommat at deserve bein killed fer. He a right ass sometimes."
Jazdia decided to miss the wordplay, "What about the victim from the other family that he killed? Don't you think they deserve to see Justice being served as well?"
"Justice wut? I don' follow. S'pose it were an accident-- Or couldn' be avoided. Woulda been avoided ifn' it could... Like em poor folks at Fanghorn.... We killed em peoples... I killed em peoples, and most o' em did nothin' wrong. But more peoples woulda been killed, we not acted. Ya gots ta be sure ya doin' da right thang, when ya ends somebody. At man in the purple PJs? He were actively hurtin' people. Where you think all at' fire started from? Weren't us, at's fer sure! At fellar so upset about a few lil weeds, he kill people in 'er own damn houses.-- an' he'd do it again. Meh? I don' wanna 'dance' e'er again. unnerstan? Sometimes, killin' aint de answer. But I also knowed 'at humans ofen seems ta 'feel good' when sommat at caused em pain git ended. ... uh aint like at.
"Em folks at Fanghorn? Frum what I seened tuhday... 'ey'd tear me apart in da street. Ya calls at 'justice?'"
Jazdia shrugged, partially surprised when the bear mentioned Fanghorn accident. Another jab came not long after. A theoretical question.
"Every crime warrants a different kind of punishment. But, since you asked, yes, based on the law of the land they will have you hanged to death in public. Would I call that Justice? My opinion matters less than the people who have their houses destroyed and their families killed. Can you blame them if they want to see justice being served?"
"Mebbeh we gots diff'rnt ideas what 'justice' is. E're a diffren' word, 'retr'bution'. Justice, be when ya corrects summat as been done wrong. 'retr'bution', a thing when humans loses they minds, and go on a rampage, ta feel better-- 'en tells emsleves it's good."
Jazdia eyed him, her expression slightly hardened, but her tone was calm.
"Regardless of how cruel it is, Humans aspire to see that their law is not just words written on parchment. Assurance in law ensures that their society won't tear itself apart." Jazdia cleared her throat before continuing. It was never intended to argue, but Cedar seemed to have a very strange outlook on how human society implements the law, and it was easy to imagine that kind of train of thought would put them at odds, if not now, then in the future.
"Executing a murderer in the dark dungeon sounded less gruesome, true, but the family of the murdered may never see justice being implemented. What if the murderer bribed the guard to let him go and send a false report to the people that the deed was done? Public execution removes that doubt and instills fear and warning so the other humans wouldn't do the crime because the punishment is apparent. The state has the obligation to ensure that no crime will be tolerated in their society. And society wants that."
"At dont esplain de beer, de hootin,, and de hollerin." replied the bear, sulking.
"Maybe. Human emotions as collective beings are hard enough to understand. Think that like when you squash a fat flea after you remove them from your itchy butt."
"Flea alive, same as any odder livin thang. I jus' don wan it on muh butt. Sos I scratch."
"Now you get the idea. Humans too, would feel glad if they managed to get rid of a nuisance." Or maybe not. But at least she tried.
"ain't like a tick er summat like at--- em thangs burruh in, and ya caint pick em off witout squashin' em.--- I asked muh pappy why deys exist; He tell meh at they helps keep critters like muhself, as ain't got nuttin' as really eats it proper-- from bein tuh plent'ful. Same wit diseases, --ooh, er tapeworms. Nasty thangs, tapeworms..."
Jazdia earnestly tried to suppress a laughter. "My knowledge about insects is limited. Still, I think you get my message. Humans feel satisfied when they see those who threaten and have ruined their lives are gone. Like you are glad when you removed a lice or tapeworm. The nastier the crime, the happier people are to see them gone. Right now you might see humans tend to glorify judicial cruelty, but it arguably works best in their current society."
Again. It was not clear if Cedar gets the message. Especially when he began to tell another example of his anecdotal experience, and it make Jazdia smile wryly. It is the harsh reality, whether he liked it or not. But she hoped the reasoning would give him another perspective.
The chamberlain arrived with the soldier and Cedar ceased his prattle immediately.
"His majesty is busy today," he said pompously, sparing a single glance toward the document. "I am afraid he wouldn't have time to read it."
"Oh, he can read it anytime he wants. I just want it delivered, It is after all, part of my agreement with King Fredricus and I am sure both of us would prefer to see everyone involved fulfill their obligations down to the smallest detail."
"I am not sure Milady understands." said the chamberlain in a concealed disdain. "For His Highness, information comes as easy as drawing water from a well."
Your Majesty's wells are polluted with deception. Jazdia wanted to say that, but she preferred to keep the sass to herself. Her decision to moderate her impudence had proven to be beneficial apparently.
"But I shall fulfill this request." Said the chamberlain. Another parchment was quickly stretched, and the elf asked the King's servant to sign it with a graphite stylus before transferring the document from Cedar's paws to his.
Some more witty pleasantries were exchanged before the duo headed back to the main hall. No more banters happened between the two when they walked down the mostly empty corridor, and Jazdia found the silence refreshing.
Humans are an ever-changing species. She thought, there will be a day when Cedar's idealism may find its relevance, but that was not today.
Unsurprisingly Yvonne was no longer there. Jazdia activated her eyes and saw that the petite noblewoman was already inside a decorated room below the kitchen.
"Through that door, take the stairs down to the basement. Then go to the room to your left. Yvonne is there."
"And, Cedar. Mone more thing. I'd invite you to have this... paper towels." it was not, they were, in fact, a part of the report that was supposed to be delivered to Fredricus, but later omitted by Jazdia herself. "Keep it as readable when bored, or use it to wipe beer foam from your mouth or just toss it into the fire I don't care."