[OOC] Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

[Dinh AaronMk]

That's an amazing grill alright.

[Vilageidiotx]

It ain't no thang.

[Pepperm1nts]

No se que hacer.

[Chapatrap]

Vilageidiotx said

Hey there, baby, what's your model number?

[Pepperm1nts]

Day 14: I'm still scrolling. I'm not even sure if the day is right on this one. I don't know when I began to scroll. I can only vaguely remember the start of Aaron's post. Since then, I have not stopped scrolling. But I still can't see the end. I think I'm lost. I'm hungry. I feel light-headed. Oh god, please don't let me die. I've resorted to wiping condensation off the walls. It's the only way to keep hydrated. Oh god, no. Please no. Another paragraph. I can't take this. I will update this log tomorrow.

If I live through the night.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Lol.

[TheEvanCat]

Aaron likes to pad his post length by making every line its own paragraph.

So it looks like this.

And that's why it can fill up half a page.

[Pepperm1nts]

Aaron just likes to make massive posts that should be split into multiple. Let's be real, dawgs.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I like to get everything done in one fell swoop so it's all nice and relevant.

And so I don't end up waiting three days before I release a post where a guy walks down the street.

[Vilageidiotx]

And it doesn't help that Chinese names are hard to remember. I can't remember who the secondary characters are by name, I have to infer their identifies based on contextual clues.

"Ah yeh, this Wang is in Africa. I remember Africa Wang."

[Chapatrap]

Africa Wangs are quite memorable, in my experience.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I don't know how you can't, most of the time they're one or two syllables max.

What's hard is remembering their surnames.

[Vilageidiotx]

I guess it is because eastern names are so different from western ones that they just don't register in the same way.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I think the only name that can be easily remembered is Hou Sai Tang. But that old guy doesn't get in a post often.

[TheEvanCat]

Compared to Armenian names: "Blaghagahahaghagadjakian?"

[Vilageidiotx]

Armenian characters are pretty easy to remember though. One is the president, the rest are soldiers.

[Vilageidiotx]

Fuck, what is the date now? April? May? I forgot

[RisenDead]

June

[TheEvanCat]

Vilageidiotx said
Armenian characters are pretty easy to remember though. One is the president, the rest are soldiers.

Ah, conscription!

[Dinh AaronMk]

TheEvanCat said
Ah, conscription!

There are only two jobs in Armenia. El Presidente and der Soldaten.