~Complaint List~ I'm very serious!

[Ayesha]

Okay so there seems to be a new fad going around on my Facebook feed, mainly my sisters have started to make these complaint lists where they complain about every little thing. O.o

So here is my response to them. (Follow through with your complaint list)

My complaints:

Back pain, knee pain,

Cats poop too much, birds are too messy,

I can't find Carmon Sandiego or Waldo,

I forgot who loves orange soda (Lie),

Uncle Phil died,

I suck at being social in real life,

Where's the sisterly love for me?,

I only own one pair of fake jeans (the stretchy kind),

Someone let the dogs out,

Which one is Ren and which one is Stimpy?,

No, seriously, where's Waldo?,

Clarissa did not explain it all,

Only one of the Lawrence brothers grew up cute, well, maybe two,

Disney stopped making good TV shows,

Someone keeps dropping screws in my tuna,

Nobody comes when I yell "hey Arnold"

The weather's got multiple personalities

The dog hit me in the face with her tail

People misjudge dragons and trolls (shame)

BIG SPIDERS in every movie or video game, now why is this?

The book "It" was boring. Sorry Mr. King

If the fan is on, I get too cold, if it is off, I am too hot!

Laundry never seems clean, even after you do a load (Do we really wear this many clothes in ONE DAY?)

My nails are ugly, but I'm too lazy to file them

Those capri sun drink packet thingies don't last very long

I don't know who put the lime in the coconut?

Let it Go stuck in my head 24/7

Bronies are stuck up, freaks out if a girl calls themselves a bronie (okay I get the bro part, but shesh) *no hate, joke joke*

That means I'm a gronie?

My creative brain is dead (can't think of any creative ideas whatsoever... meaning I am dying for new rps, but where did the ideas go?)

My sisters are better at crafts than me or I'm too lazy to try, or too poor... Mmm all three

The job market blows and dumb jobs who lay people off for no good reason

McDonalds has My Little Pony toys and I'm an adult who is broke... pathetic.... no... I don't know! Stop judging me!

Collecting things is pointless when you could only ever afford one thing for said collection... sad collection (One BJD doll I got as a gift ages ago... sad doll)

Underwear going missing... uh what? Socks as well. Dryer monster?

The Rugrats grew up.... I liked them as babies

Joss Whedon kills characters I like....

Dumb tv shows that have 80 seasons and really good ones that only have 1 season or 2 before getting canceled

Tom Bombadil missing from LOTR movies... *shakes head*

So these are my serious, life crisis complaints. The world is doomed. Could be the Apocalypse? Well, if the apocalypse comes beep me.

((So this is very serious. Nobody understands. Does anyone know the feeling or am I really alone? ))

[Ayesha]

Yep, sorry for weirdness and randomness. I'm good for that every now and again. Did I betray my age with some of the references?

[Hakara]

back, hip, and what not pain

never got my letter to Hogwarts

All the characters I love die

I too am pissed there was no Tom Bombadil

Joffery is a little shit
My childhood died with the last harry potter book.

They seem to think all plus sized women need stretchy waist pants to anticipate our growing fat

the new beanie babies suck

Store mannequins are creepy

I can't sleep at reasonable hours

Waiting on new Black Butler

I want a kitten but my roomies dog is mean.

My boss smells weird

My closet looks creepy at night

I have no ice cream

I want gas station hot dogs

Glee is starting to suck

I can't have fictional character's

Sparkle pires suck

my mp3 player died

[TheFlyingScotsman]

Glee is STARTING to suck? I wasn't aware something that already sucked could suck more.

[Hakara]

Don't judge me! *looks around in shame*

[Brovo]

Where the fuck is my jetpack, science!

[Ayesha]

Brovo said

Good question. I sent in a inquiry, but nobody has got back with me. Also teleportation . *pouts*

[Kaga]

College prep is stressful.

I didn't discover Trigun until after it stopped being popular.

This cold is lasting too long. *sneeze*

I don't have time to make cool cosplays anymore.

Homestuck won't update till forever from now.

The next Homestuck update will be the last.

I feel very conflicted about those last two points.

Blaaah...

[Chapatrap]

- Higgins didn't write 'UP the RA' in the toilets of Windsor Castle.

That is all.

[Ayesha]

Haha

Nice to see my silly "half asleep" random thing got so many to post their lists. <3

[xAsunaWolfx]

This thread might have died but hey, complaint list- hallelujah

I hate girls

i despise most girls

i feel like most girls in this era are dumb

School is hard

my friend is now dating a guy she encouraged to cheat on his girlfriends

i'm sick with the flu

I hate girls\

I just finished glee season 1, now i hear it's starting to suck. Thanks, world.

Don't touch meeee

Don't poke my sides

Cover your mouth when you sneeze at the dinner table

Waitress, do you know how long i've been waiting for my sauce? i can't start dis meal without et

whoever invented math should die a painful death

I hate most girls.

[ButtsnBalls]

xAsunaWolfx said
whoever invented math should die a painful death

Guy's probably already dead, math's been around for a real long time.

[Silver Carrot]

Hyperactive friends

When plans change

My mom

University is hard

Chest pains

Lisp

Getting nervous at Mcdonalds just before you're up because it's loud and he might mishear your order.

Spoilers on the internet

"Oh man! You need to watch it! You're missing out!"

There's no food in the house and the shops are closed

"Oh man! You need to play Dark Souls! You're missing out!"

Mornings

[Dmessenger]

I'm annoyed that it's 2014 one year before we enter the year that Marty mcfly traveled to the future and we don't have any of the cool stuff.

like power laces, hoverboards, flying cars, self drying cloths

let's just hope the gas prices in that future aren't true or we are screwed (20 bucks a gallon)

the US government is messing up the economy

sesame street got rid of the cookie monster (points middle finger at tv screen)

HOW IS ASH STILL 10 YEARS OLD (seriously he was 10 when I was 5 that's 15 years ago)

Gilligan should have never left the island

[Brovo]

I miss Internet anonymity without having to use a proxy.

[UnendingEmpire]

- Economy sucks

- Weather sucks

- Download speed sucks

- Pretty much everything sucks

- I think libraries put minor anesthetics in their air vents. This has been bugging me for at least a year.

- Yu-Gi-Oh has become a contest of "Let's see whose deck is more broken" instead of an actual competition that requires any degree of skill. Good job breaking your own game, Konami.

- Touhou 14.5 still not out yet.

- My glasses are broken and I've needed new ones for at least six months.

- Music these days is 99% crap, at least in 'murrica.

- No time machines so I can go back to when music, economy, and pretty much everything was better...the '90s!

- We don't get a new president (who will no doubt either be the greatest in a long time or just make things even worse 'round here) until 2016.

- I should be in the prime of my life right now at an all-time high. But no.

- The state of Florida sucks. (sorry Floridans)

- The state of Texas, while not bad, isn't good either.

- Can't go back to my home state of New Jersey.

- Society will always have problems accepting anything that is different.

- People are stupid.

- The day where I'm this good at music is a long time away

- Getting hungry.

- This list is getting boring as fuck.

- Download speed still sucks.

[Metronome]

Full time student

Part time worker

No time for social life

Try to fill my empty void of a life RPing

No good RPs to join

Nothing on TV to watch

Everything is so fucking expensive

I'm poor

I have to deal with stupid people every day

I want to wear my pajamas everywhere I go but it isn't socially acceptable.

I live in a society where pajamas aren't acceptable.

I want to move to an island where there are no people

Can't afford it

I fucking love fried chicken

Fried chicken makes you fat

I live too far away from Disney World

Disney World is too expensive

The only fun thing to do around here is going to the beach

I hate the beach.

[Lovergames]

my complaint list:

Justin Bieber was born

School exist

Stupid people in the internet (and the one who is reading this is one of them too) haha just kidding about the parenthesis part

eating makes you fat

you cannot get smart without studying

annoying people

murderers

rapists

[psychopathickids]

Ayesha said if the apocalypse comes beep me.

((So this is very serious. Nobody understands. Does anyone know the feeling or am I really alone? ))

This ---> "Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. She's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her it's like... It's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just... On fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half... Is so still and peaceful... Just perfectly content. Just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me,".

EDIT:

That should have been a PM.

EDIT EDIT:

Now it is a PM.

EDIT EDIT EDIT:

It's finally Summer, when I should be going places, doing things. Fun things. Instead I'm broke. Or, more accurately, in debt.

My Mustang's starter (I think) died this morning. It has gas, jumped it, tried for a rolling start, and just nothing.

No one commented on my newcomer thread.

Agents of Shield did not live up to my expectations. I mean, seriously? Joss is the lead writer, isn't he? What happened?

World is full of people who want Firefly reunions, but no one cares that Dollhouse got canceled?

The booze is all gone.

Would just go to bed, but I have to be up in a couple hours anyway, so why bother?

[TheEvanCat]

I'm mad that the Kebabs haven't been removed yet.

#takebackwestarmenia