Sean Pulled into school. He was late....like always. As he was stepping out of his Audi he hears a voice over the loud speakers:
"Please note that all students are asked to keep their parties to a minimum, it has raised concerns with the Ofsted Examiners that are assessing the school... Thank you"
Sean almost laughed out loud...but instead a simple smirk crossed his face..."Ah, thats my cue." he said.
He walked down the sidewalk to the canteen area. Opened one of the double doors and walked to the central most table....it was covered in milkshake...
"Hmmm..that wont do" he said aloud. He then walked to the next table over. There were a few nerdy kids sitting there. Sean tapped one on the shoulder
"Hey...er..you're going to want to move your tray for a second."
Sean spoke with authority, he knew what he was doing all the time, though he said it in the kindest way possible. The kid moved his tray and Sean stood on top of a table.
"STUDENTS OF CBU! LEND ME YOUR EAR!" He said this with a smile, silence fell and there was a few laughs at his choice of words and a female voice in the background saying "Woohoo, Sean! *whistle"
"Hey, I told you to stay in the room!" He joked "Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that the faculty here at CBU doesn't want us "partying," He said with airquotes. Well thats funny, because last I checked, we are adults?! That is why I will be throwing the first annual CBU Kickoff Party tonight at this address!" He looked at his phone for a second and then every computer in the whole school flashed "157 Cherry Spring Street."
Sean of coarse did not have the knowledge to hack every computer in a prestigious college but if you have enough money, you can get just about anything done.
"Everyone is invited," he looked down at the nerds he was stepping on the table of "even you guys." a few laughs came from around the room before a scream.
"GET OFF THAT TABLE!" said a security guard who resembled a shorter and chubbier Will Ferrel.
"Ah, officer...er...Will Ferrel is it? We meet again!" Sean then jumped off the table and ran out of the cafeteria, grabbing a an apple off of the basket and replacing a $100 bill on his way out. "Meh, that should cover it." he thought as he took a bite out of the apple and ran down the sidewalk back to his car.