[OOC] Welcome to Hikari Ryodan Academy

[Major Ursa]

It's one or the other, people...!

[TheWendil]

Tsundere=Headache for Yui
Amnesia=Bigger headache for Yui
Otaku=Depletion of Yui's finances and budget
Toaster=Annoying messes to clean up after

[Major Ursa]

Otaku = History Teacher, Human Studies
Toaster = Arts and Craft Club

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Otaku: *futzing around with an anime girl figurine...possibly Hatsune Miku...before going over to his computer and playing a Japanese game* "I only play very niche, indie Japanese games...of course!"

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Toaster: "I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A TRIBUTE, OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA! I HAVE PLACED IT IN YOUR SHOES LIKE A GOOD PEON!"
Yui: *finds dead bird in her shoes* "..."

[TheWendil]

I'll be honest here. The Toaster sounds the most amusing.

[Major Ursa]

I'll finish up the CS, then...

[Major Ursa]

"VICE PRINCIPLE TOASTAR BEESTEH!"

Appearance:


Name: Toaster Hellbeast

Age: ???

Species: Toaster/Tsukumogami

Title: Vice Principle BAD@$$

History: Despite his last name, he isn't actual a resident of hell. A normal toaster, once…before a magic user accidentally sent it back to the dawn of civilization! And thus, the oldest tsukumogami was born…and possibly, one of the oldest super natural beings still living. Kind of dumb, though.

Personality: Though simple minded, he is quite dedicated to his job, loyal to his superiors. He is kind of cat or even ferret like in behaviour, and yet also dog like in specific aspects. At times, he likes to be evil…you know, by burning your toast, scaring away the hardworking mailmen, hiding your squishy objects, or even hopping into shower with you…the latter is quite deadly.

Notable Skills or Abilities:
-Energy manipulation…and almost everything it entails, if he were more intelligent
-Has the power to shoot flaming pieces of toast…so long as he has toast loaded up inside of him
-His bites fuc%in’ hurt! FUC%!
-He has a human form…but fuc% that, he is proud of being teh TOASTAR BEESTEH!

[TheWendil]

^Um...accepted.

Yui: ....*offers doughnut* Toast this. Now.

[Major Ursa]

Toaster: "AH...Y-YES HEADMISTRESS-SAMA, R-RIGHT AWAY...!" *wants to, but just can't tell the headmistress that you can't toast frosted pastries...*

[TheWendil]

Yui: "I've seen people do it with poptarts. You can do it with this." *puts doughnut in*

[Arrayah]

Woah. So much OOC. I have to sleep sometime D: I'll post now before I go to work and save Arams butt... by obviously choosing option A. Knock that girl straight out.

[Arrayah]

Hopefully that helps poor Aram, I'm off to work :D

[Krayzikk]

Alright! Firstly, thank you all very much for not going insane while I was asleep. Secondly, I've gotten myself caught up, and posted. Abraham knows a superior enemy when he sees it, and, well, guarding retreating people still lets him do something slightly helpful. =P

On an unrelated note; Gecko, those recaps were not only very helpful, but very funny.

EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot. I'll have that VP profile done by tonight, after school ends.

[Major Ursa]

Call upon the toaster beast, people...!

[AliceZaru]

Can I eat toast! ;D French toast?! - Aurora (Her ears get covered)

AliceZaru FUCK NO.

[ReaptheMusic]

I'd wait for the vice principal, but I'd like to move on and go where the action is :/

[The 42nd Gecko]

Everyone always has to be where the action is.. You'd think BAD MOJO was trying to attract everyone in the school :/

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Aurora goes super saiyan over.. Bad guy proximity? And proceeds to launch ineffective attacks. Man it's the android saga all over again. Supersaiyan don't mean nothing anymore.

Ninja Janitor was KO'd.

Tai Yang explains that no, he doesn't have a mystical sense evil power. But he follows Yui and gets to the action anyway without needing it.

Val saves Ninja Janitor after quipping with BAD MOJO and tells Tai Yang to protect Abraham.

Key attempts to shut down supersaiyan fairy before she gets hurt by hurting her with a book to the back of the head.

Abraham retreats.

Tai Yang retreats with Abraham as ordered.

Deja shows up and hangs out with Yui, Aram, Key, Aurora, and Vicky.

Position update!

[PrincessWeirdo]

Augh. I fell asleep when I was supposed to be posting. I'm so doomed. Thankfully I guess we have some handy dandy recaps?

[FoxFireOfDawn]

Huh.
I missed the action.
I'll wait it out...? ._.

[The 42nd Gecko]

It's gotten pretty muddled, but I think it's gonna be over soon.

[ERode]

Technically, there's still action to partake in.

Maybe Dios will show his disrespect by launching a few meteors at the school, and all the students have to run away like headless chickens?