[IC] HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

[kishin asura]

@kishin asura

Suddenly I appear, dressed as Stine, right behind Maka.

"I'm going to cut you apart!" I yell, doing my best stine impression, which is enough to make Maka faint horribly. ".........." I sorta look down, gulping.

"....I think you may of scared her to death..." Pun master says, and with how Maka looks at the moment, that may not be totally off.

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"Oh shit." I say as Theta and I watch asura try to get maka to return to consciousness

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I sorta kick Maka upside the head, taking off my wig and makeup stitches. She jolts up, before growling.
"You little..." She starts, pulling out an absurdly large book. "...She's gonna hit you with some knowledge." Punmaster says, before Maka rather brutally chops me, blood spurting from the top of my head cartoonishly. "..Ohhhhggggg...." I groan, my eyes the anime spirals. Pun Master chuckles, before he too is struck by the book, ending up in my state of being knocked for a loop.

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"You're okay." Asura says. Hugging maka tightly. I look around and say "pretty eventful day this has been..."

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"Yo, da-ts the way...to think of it...." Pun Master groans out, before passing out. I slowly sit up, rubbing the top of my head. "damn it, I think she imprinted the history of the Mongolian empire into my skull...." I groan.

Maka clings to Asura, smiling, and Tsubaki barges in, hiding behind Kishin..just before Drac walks in, his eyes glowing red. "....Help...me..." She whispers, as Drac snorts, obviously not to happy. "...I'm going to put her into a meat pie. All of her." Drac growls, his gauntlet already glowing.

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"Yo, da-ts the way...to think of it...." Pun Master groans out, before passing out. I slowly sit up, rubbing the top of my head. "damn it, I think she imprinted the history of the Mongolian empire into my skull...." I groan.

Maka clings to Asura, smiling, and Tsubaki barges in, hiding behind Kishin..just before Drac walks in, his eyes glowing red. "....Help...me..." She whispers, as Drac snorts, obviously not to happy. "...I'm going to put her into a meat pie. All of her." Drac growls, his gauntlet already glowing.

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"What's the big deal?" I ask

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"She was the one who caused this whole cluster fuck.." Drac growls. "I did it because you're an insane jackass!" Tsubaki says. "The one who is going to cook you alive." Drac retorts, rather livid. Maka hides behind Asura, and I stand in front of Theta. Pun Master sorta watches from the side lines.

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"Look. You do have a point. Tsubaki could've handled it better than she did." I say "but she does have a point. You were going a little off the deep end." Asura sighs "let's hope this ends well." He sighs

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"The only reason she's scared is because's she a wacko murderous bitch!" Drac says. ".....I deny nothing.....but still, take a chill pill." Tsubaki says, and Drac sighs. "...fine. You get let off...this time. Next time, you're dog food." Drac says, before leaving. Tsubaki lets out a deep sigh, and hugs Kishin. "Oh thank my lucky stars....and you...." She says, smiling.

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I hug her back "luckily I got here on time." I say "even if I was a little late in stopping drac's rampage."

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"I got to tidying up that godly mess." Pun Master says, before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Maka sighs. "...Can we have a normal week?" she asks. "..Normal is boring." I say, before hugging Theta, and giving her a kiss, out of nowhere. Tsubaki looks over at me, and leans away slightly. "...Who is that? And why are they kissing Theta...the thing that's nearly turned me into a mini-her..." Tsubaki asks Kishin, a bit...disturbed at what she's seeing.

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@supertinyking

"Honestly, I'm unsettled too....I know that guy from somewhere." I say

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@kishin asura
I keep kissing theta, but I do flip both Tsubaki and you off. Maka tilts her head as well. "...I..don't really know him either." She says. The only person there other than you who'd know me, I'm currently locking lips with, with a madman's grin on my face.

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Theta presses against you. Deepening the kiss ".....so....." asura begins. A little uncomfortable

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@kishin asura

I grin, as I sweep theta up off her feet, still kissing her.

Maka and Tsubaki, at the same time, just sorta look at each other, back to me and Theta, and back to each other, before in unison saying something ever so slightly out of character...

"....Fuck this shit, I'm out."

And with this, they both open a singular portal, and nope though it.

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@supertinyking

Theta smiles a bit

Asura and I follow

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After you all leave, I drop Theta into a near by chair. "..Sorry if that was uncalled for, I can't stand Tsubaki. I'm tempted to go do as Drac suggested, and turn her into a pie..." I say, grumbling a bit.

Tsubaki shutters. "I'm expecting that moron to end up as some sort of slave to that monster..." She says, pulling out a strange tablet. "I need to work on my weapon to kill her faster..."
"You're making a weapon to kill Theta?" Maka asks. "Why wouldn't I be?" Tsubaki asks.

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Theta chuckles "yeah, I can't stand her either."

"What kind of weapon?" I ask

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"I would kill her, but then Kishin may go after you...and then we'd fight, I'd die..he'd likely die to you, and you'd be alone..and I can't have that." I tell her, smiling a bit.

"A large radiation blaster. I'll destroy her cellular structure....won't matter if she keeps shifting while under its effects, it'll destroy her dna too, if I keep it on her long enough." Tsubaki says, summoning in a small raygun. "This, more accuretly, is the weapon in question." She then adds, grinning a bit evilly as she zaps Maka in one spot, a circle of Maka's skin just peeling off, and splashing on the ground, melted. Maka gasps, and feels her cheek, her eyes widening. "..That..hurt. A lot." Maka says. "..Painless isn't always effective." Tsubaki says, before laughing a tad evilly.

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Theta smiles "yeah. It would suck if you died."

"I did not think of that." I say. Asura sighs and says "no offense tsubaki, but using that on Theta may be harder than you'd expect."

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"Aww, you so sweet." I tell her, hugging her.

"We just manage to trick her into a room, and have about twenty of these guns focused on her..she'll be a skeleton and a puddle in moments...and, her little pet too, if he shows up. That's the beauty of it, it kills most things...." Tsubaki says, grinning evilly.