[OOC] HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
*the gun turns into a turkey* Hatred: I've mastered the art... of random...

Oh shit.....we're fucked..... wait a minute *a anti randomness sword flies out of nowhere.....and stabs me in the knee* .......ouch.....

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
Oh shit.....we're fucked..... wait a minute *a anti randomness sword flies out of nowhere.....and stabs me in the knee* .......ouch.....

Hatred: ...

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
Hatred: ...

I may have been cursed by a wizard when I made fun of his hat..... *pulls the sword out of my leg* still not gonna stop me

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
I may have been cursed by a wizard when I made fun of his hat..... *pulls the sword out of my leg* still not gonna stop me

Hatred: ... *throws an army of platypodes (correct plural of platypus) at you* GO MY CHILDREN!
Platypus Army: *derp* ._.
Hatred: ... *flees*

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
Hatred: ... *throws an army of platypodes (correct plural of platypus) at you* GO MY CHILDREN!Platypus Army: *derp* ._.Hatred: ... *flees*

*chases after him* you won't get away!

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
*chases after him* you won't get away!

*Hatred disappears, replaced by a stone statue, flipping you the bird*

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
*Hatred disappears, replaced by a stone statue, flipping you the bird*

*I stop and look around*

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
*I stop and look around*

*you see me standing next to you* So, he's gone now...

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
*you see me standing next to you* So, he's gone now...

Yeah....but for how long...

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
Yeah....but for how long...

Me: ... *falls over, dead*

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
Me: ... *falls over, dead*

......goddammit...

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
......goddammit...

Me: *I suddenly sit up* CHEESE! *it rains cheese wheels, several pelting you in the head*

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
Me: *I suddenly sit up* CHEESE! *it rains cheese wheels, several pelting you in the head*

....dude? You ok?

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
....dude? You ok?

I'M FUCKING PANCAKE! *I turn into a Dalek* ...EXTERMIN- *I turn into a turtle* WPOGHLSDGNOEGHIOENGSODGHODISGNDLKVNFSOFHSODGNDSKLVNCSOEHSGON *I explode in a display of fireworks, colored smoke and confetti*

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
I'M FUCKING PANCAKE! *I turn into a Dalek* ...EXTERMIN- *I turn into a turtle* WPOGHLSDGNOEGHIOENGSODGHODISGNDLKVNFSOFHSODGNDSKLVNCSOEHSGON *I explode in a display of fireworks, colored smoke and confetti*

....*backs away slowly*

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
....*backs away slowly*

*I jump out of the smoke and smack you with a large stick bug* GRAPE JUICE!

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
*I jump out of the smoke and smack you with a large stick bug* GRAPE JUICE!

*I block the attack just barely*

[Akihisa Yoshii]

kishin asura said
*I block the attack just barely*

*I stare at you* ...Rolodex... *I spit acid at you*

[kishin asura]

Akihisa Yoshii said
*I stare at you* ...Rolodex... *I spit acid at you*

*I move away* this is not gonna end well....

[Vordak]

*A well-built, robust man drops from above, two ziplines snapping back into his belt as he lands*

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