Protagonist said
The thing about Atheists is that they generally make many of the same fallacies as religious folk. This is in fact, why I consider Atheism to be a religion. They have principles, people who spread their gospel out to all mankind, and a view on providence and how the universe operates on a spiritual level.
Except no.
Atheism is not a religion by any stretch of the imagination. It is the antithesis to religion: It abandons the preface of faith, doesn't demand you to conform to any rituals or beliefs apart from lack of belief in a deity, it doesn't demand you to spread its non-existent gospel (as there is no "book of atheism"), and the only way they tend to view the universe is... Whatever way they want to. I know atheists who think there's alternate universes and atheists who think ghosts are real and so on. They're not "lesser atheists" just because they believe those things which are part of their spirituality: They're atheists. Because they don't believe in a deity.
That's it. Cut. Stop the presses there's nothing else to say about it. You can't form a religion off of something that tells you not to believe in shit and doesn't tell you how to live your life or otherwise. You can't be considered a collector of nothing.
Protagonist said
As for the morality of religion in general: Religion has no particular ethics, it's a tool like any other for one to better themselves by creating understanding or illusion of understanding of the spiritual nature of the cosmos and the purpose of its believer.
The premise of religion is that it has a series of edicts and rules you must follow in order to achieve a sort of enlightenment or afterlife or otherwise. That's a core tenant of religion, that typically separates it from merely being spiritualistic.
Protagonist said
As for Christian Ethics, I can testify first-hand that an extensive reading and re-reading of the bible does not make one into an atheist.
It made me an atheist.
In all seriousness no, it doesn't always make you atheist, but when I was agnostic I gave it a read, and the things in the bible appalled and disturbed me. It also left far more unanswered questions than gave me answers. I liked some bits of it, and as a series of short stories that occasionally referenced each other it was a good read, but to consider it... Real?... I couldn't even begin to fathom that.
But, then, that's just me, I don't try to tell Christians how to live their lives beyond treating me as an equal person and not attempting to proselytize children in the classroom, really. That's all I ask for.
Protagonist said
Despite everything, I still hold God to an ethical standard that I would find utterly unreachable in humans.
Really? Because part of my personal morality is in holding no one over any other one in the face of law. If you commit a murder, be you rich or poor, young or old, ugly or beautiful, deity or mortal, you get the same sentence, and the same judgement.
Protagonist said
As for the topic of religious extremism, there's only ever been one Christian extremist. His name was Jesus Christ. I do not consider mimicking him to be at all immoral.
Right.
Sure.
We'll go with that.
There are also still Christian extremists
today, they just aren't considered acceptable by the majority of their fellow Christians. Which is good, it means the majority of people do not derive their morality from the stone age book that tells them to murder people from working on Sunday, but rather on modern principles which evolved over a span of time. The Bible was, indeed, part of this cycle, and it has some very good lessons in it that I would teach children, too. (Lots of the Jesus stuff definitely works to the modern day, save total subservience to parents and that slavery is O.K., those concepts are obviously outdated.)
Protagonist said
As for the topic of "if I found out God doesn't exist, would I rape and murder?" No.
Good. You're at least somewhat rational and grounded.
Protagonist said
The way I see it, whether or not God exists is somewhat irrelevant: we must act like he does.
You mean murder people? Cuz' no seriously he does kinda do the whole "full genocidal" thing.
A lot.
Unless you mean Jesus Christ, in which... Sure, he's a bit pacifistic for my tastes and he occasionally twitches and has "
dad moments", but he's otherwise pretty chill, I'd totally listen to a seminar from him about how to treat my neighbours n' stuff, and he'd be fairly safe around kids aside from trying to tell them all to worship him absolutely constantly.
Protagonist said
Even barring that, the Atheist equivalent of my worldview would be Objectivism (my main and basically only criticism of which is its materialistic, atheistic nature). Even barring that, I don't want to get arrested.
The atheist equivalent is definitely more founded in a mixture of societal and empathetic norms. Laws evolve as society becomes more complex and all that jazz. Still, no law is infallible in the face of an atheist, take that as you will, this bothers some people.
Protagonist said
To turn the tables: If you found out that God existed, what would your response be?
If I discovered that a deity existed: "Holy shit, really? Kickass, who is it?"
If I discovered that the Judeo-Christian deity existed: "Holy shit, really? Eh... Okay. Now I know he exists. Still not going to worship him until I get a few answers though. Hey can we talk to him? I'd like to know what happened, were some of those genocides incidental edits or something? What did he do, and what did the editors of the bible do? And what does he do nowadays?... Does he have a concept of time? Does he feel emotions? What's his favourite colour? Does he love ferrets like I do? Ah... Whatever. Still. Thanks for making me a living thing, but I hope you don't mind me living my own life by my own morals until I can get some of the nastier shit in the bible settled mate."
At the end of the day I'd still be who I am and so on. It'd mostly be "oh okay so he's real." I'd adjust the world view and instead of calling myself atheist, I'd have to call myself a non-affiliated believer. In these sense that, if I discovered he was real, I'd believe it, but I wouldn't worship him, because he strikes me as being fallible based on what I know. I'd need to talk to him, and who knows what would come from that conversation save God, obviously.