[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[Kangutso]

Kang: I love how my presence was ignored, Silas' too.
Silas: *finishes carving, its a wooden monkey* That Dani girl acts pretty scary to most people, I wonder why...
Kang: I'm not sure if it would be a good or bad thing to ask her. By the way, Sable, just what did you use to beat up Phill?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: Kang, dude, It's not that we ignore you, it's that you never say anything. And Silas is just sitting over there carving. I'd hate to break his concentration. As for Dani... well, she had a lot of loss in her life, so she channels that anger into two things. Her work, and debauchery. She used to be worse actually. She mellowed out a bit once she became boss of the Bloody Evolution. Now that she has a (mild) sense of responsibility.

And sadly yes... she as attached a dildo to a wall before. But she said it wasn't very comfy as it was a flat surface and she couldn't position her legs properly,

[phillmyster]

Phill: sasgfdkjsdkakgdfkhgfdkg *incoherent babble, since he was beaten to an inch of his life* (worth it)

Griff: jajajajjajajajaja youre more disfigured than the creepy sanji!! jajajajaja "

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: *staring at her in disbelief for a moment.* R-Really? Well...its just...ever since I was created, I've felt...odd. I can't really fight like the others can, and I...I just feel kind of inadequate, you know? I mean...its like I'm not worth anything compared to everyone else. All I can do is throw things. Even TORIDUS can do more than me...and he's kinda dead. I just feel like I can't do anything aside from be there to fix everyone up after the fact...I'm basically Usopp with only throwing knives.

IT: Well, Kang, I would interact with ya, but uh...SOKOLOV!
Sokolov: *zipper appears on Irish's chest and Sokolov jumps out* IN SOVIET RUSSIA! Also, hello comrade pirate scum Silas. What are you working on?

[Kangutso]

Kang: CW, dude, its called sarcasm. I know you guys didn't ignore me, and Silas is done carv-*hears wood cutting noises* *looks at Silas* Dude...
Silas: What? I'm still sitting here, one carving is enough for now.
Kang: Then what's making that noise?
Silas: Probably that monkey over there, it seems it took a blade off one of the others and is attempting to cut a branch that'll fall and hit Light on the head. And Sokolov, I carved a wooden monkey. Here, go ahead and take it. *holds out carving for him to take* By the way, what is it that you do?

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: so wait, walls actually CAN have dicks?
Sable: no Sammy she just put a dildo on a wall.
Sammy: Whats a dildo?
Sable: a fake penis girls carry around with them some times so they can get off.
Sammy: why would they do that when they could just have sex with a guy?
Sable: because women are cruel and don't usually like to have sex.
Sammy: hmmmm, i wonder if Natsu has one...
Sable: and to answer your question Kang, i punched him allot.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Sableyezer said
Sammy: hmmmm, i wonder if Natsu has one...

CW: Shut him up before he gets us ALL killed. -_-*

[Kangutso]

Kang: What he said. Use his own powers to knock him out or something before Natsu hears him.

[phillmyster]

Griff: *tackles sammy* DUDE, you wanna get killed? stay low and let's hope she didn't hear that.

[Sableyezer]

Sable: actually, i'm kinda curious to see how this will turn out. Hey Sammy why don't you go ask Natsu herself.
Sammy: Alright i will! OI Natsu, i got a question for ya!!

[ladyonyx04]

Sableyezer said
Sammy: so wait, walls actually CAN have dicks?Sable: no Sammy she just put a dildo on a wall.Sammy: Whats a dildo?Sable: a fake penis girls carry around with them some times so they can get off.Sammy: why would they do that when they could just have sex with a guy?Sable: because women are cruel and don't usually like to have sex.Sammy: hmmmm, i wonder if Natsu has one...Sable: and to answer your question Kang, i punched him allot.

Natsu: I am a marine. The most fun they allow is to get drunk after a rowdy day of taking down miner and major pirates. But only pleasantly buzzed. Can't have the all 'Kind and mighty force of the law' to be tainted after all. So, no. To answer your question. I have not had sexual relations with a dildoed wall. Or a penis.

[ladyonyx04]

Lo: She reads minds now. Apparently.
Natsu: no. I read posts. Different thing all together.
Lo: you can read because you in the army.
Natsu: You can read because you had an education. Same difference.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: Wait, you're a virgin? A knockout like you? Fuck, we need to change that. Dani's busy, and kinda finds you annoying, sooooo Sammy? You wanna take a whack at it?

-MEANWHILE, IN THE RAPE CAVE-

Dani: Don't you ever say that! You hear me? Everyone in this world has worth. I mean, come on. You're a doctor for fuck's sake. You can save lives! Me? I can't do that. That makes you special. Besides, you never know. It might come in handy is my heart breaks down and stops sometime in the future *coughspoilerscoughcough* Sorry. Something in my throat. *Scootches closer and embraces Leo* Listen, you don't have to be physically strong in order to be a strong person. All you have to do is work hard and believe in yourself, and you can do anything. I know that sounds like Morgan Freeman reading a Cat Poster, but it's true. *Places a gentle kiss on Leo's forehead* You're a very strong young man, and in time, I know you'll come to see it, just like I do... but uh... it might help convince the others if you take off the maid costume and put your badass cloak-thingy back on. *Smile*

[Sableyezer]

ladyonyx04 said
Lo: She reads minds now. Apparently.Natsu: no. I read posts. Different thing all together.Lo: you can read because you in the army.Natsu: You can read because you had an education. Same difference.

Sammy: Do... do you want to?
Sable: *SNORT* BAHAHAHAHA

[phillmyster]

{to late}

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Sableyezer said
Sammy: Do... do you want to?Sable: *SNORT* BAHAHAHAHA

CW: OH, MY FUCKING GOD!!! I WASN'T SERIOUS!!!!

[Kangutso]

(too late)

[Archmage MC]

Light: I just do whatever I wanna do. If you haven't given me a reason to aknowledge you, well, I probably wont because I'll be doing something else, like.... *Gets hit by the falling branch, pulling her head out of her chest much like any cartoon.* OK, who did that?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Archmage MC said
Light: I just do whatever I wanna do. If you haven't given me a reason to aknowledge you, well, I probably wont because I'll be doing something else, like.... *Gets hit by the falling branch, pulling her head out of her chest much like any cartoon.* OK, who did that?

CW: *Falls on floor laughing his ass off*

[Kangutso]

Kang: The monkey did it, see, he's trying to cut another one. What were you saying before you got interrupted? What does it take for you to acknowledge someone?