[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: I'M FUCKIN' BORED!!! And boredom's the first step on the road to relapse
CW: *Holds up finger in "Wait one second" motion, then goes offscreen to a boombox and hits play. Cue "Goodbye, Horses"*
Dani: Oh! *Starts dancing while putting on lipstick* Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard...

Mal: *Facepalm*

[phillmyster]

Griff: *tinkering with his gadgets* "You know Dani, I could make a pretty realistic plastic/metal model, then you could really fuck yourself, no harmfull meaning intended. You'd just have to pose "like one of jacks french models" for an hour or so"-blood driping from his nose-
Phill: And now Sable has D****s scribled everywhere, with foam eyebrows and colonial foam hair

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Oh, Griff. Why rely on fake c**ks when I can borrow.... .... ... that guy's! *Saunters up to some random dude walking by and whispers in his ear, causing him to pass out from a nosebleed. Then proceeds to carry him into a nearby hotel (while snagging an on break office lady as well).

-One Hour Later-

Dani: *Saunters out of the rubble of the hotel which has collapsed under the sheer power of her hips. Luckily, the building was evacuated when the quakes reached danger levels. Dani's got a shit-eating grin as she lights up a smoke while her... victims have similar grins but are walking bowlegged and disheveled back to what they doing before* Ah, It's nice to scratch that itch every once and a while. So... any other takers?

[phillmyster]

Griff: As much as I would like to ascend to the roll of man, I would like to keep my body from suffering a 10 richter scale earthquake.
Phill: as someone living on an earthquake country, it's not so bad....
Griff: Wait, were did those guys come from? the ones who reached nirvana just now

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: Well... I am a god, you know.

[The Irish Tree]

IT: *stands up after closing Toridus' eyes* ...I'll do it.
Sokolov: CREATOR! DO NOT BE OF CRAZY! SHE WILL CRUSH YOUR PELVIS LIKE GRAIN OF ANT!
IT: ...I've done worse things in my life. Besides...this way she can't drag Leonard into the rape cave. Sokolov. *Hands him some sort of stone belt* put this on Toridus after I leave. He would have wanted it this way...
Sokolov: ...I will do this, creator. But what will happen?
IT: ...A Miracle.
Leonard: *stil wallowing i-* IT: *LEONARD CONTINUES TO BE A BITCH IN HIS MAID COSTUME.*
Leonard: H-Hey, you can't just-
IT: Leonard. Just remember. No matter what happens. You're gonna have to stop sitting there with the maid costume still on. Eventually. Or I'll rip it off you myself. Kthnxbai.

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: i thought was god.
Sable i am. and Phill? RUN

[ladyonyx04]

Lo: what did I miss?
Natsu: I don't know. But now I have to find something to do...
Lo: well good news I have work so she can't do too much trouble

[phillmyster]

I REGRET NOTHING

[Sableyezer]

Sable: RUUUUUN! RUUUN, I"M COMMING FOR YOU!!!!

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Stands before IT, Leonard, and Sokolov* I have three holes you know.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: *Stands before IT, Leonard, and Sokolov* I have three holes you know.

Sokolov: I uh...think I am leaving now...*slaps belt on Toridus and exits via zipper in the ground.*
Leonard: *continues to wallow but starts scooting away.*
IT: ...So uh...yeah. Never done it with a cyborg.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Don't worry, IT. My best features are still human.

Besides...

I'll be gentle. *Whispers* Yipee-Kay Yay Motherfucker

*Drags IT to a different Love Hotel, which IMMEDIATELY evacuates as the tremors begin*

[Archmage MC]

Light: Wonderful. Had no idea she was a nympho. Anyway, I'm just going to watch, this is funny stuff.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Emerges twenty minutes later (still from rubble) but in tears, alongside a three-legged goat, 2 bowlegged deer, a circus bear, and 16 goose that now waddle sideways*

*Sob, sob* I feel like I was in a German porno! *Sob, sob*

CW: O.O Holy balls... *comforts Dani* IT... What the hell did you do to her?!?!

[The Irish Tree]

IT: *emerges from the rubble some time later, emerging from the rubble* ...I swear, its like some women have never heard of a White Dragon...or a Tatsumaki Zankantou.
IT: ...Painful, slow, and overall it felt like riding a bull, but not half bad.
Leonard: *still wallowing*
IT: ...I'm tempted to just let you take him to the rape cave Dani.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Sobbing turns to demonic grin as she quite literally disappears dragging Leonard to the rape cave*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHHHHHHH
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CW: What the-? Bitch was faking it!! She was just using you to get to Leo! Poor kid. Never had a chance.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: *Sobbing turns to demonic grin as she quite literally disappears dragging Leonard to the rape cave*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CW: What the-? Bitch was faking it!! She was just using you to get to Leo! Poor kid. Never had a chance.

IT: ...Oh was it now?
Leonard: *kicking and flailing* OH GOD PLEASE NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
IT: ...Oh. Well. Shit. he's a doctor, he'll be fiiiiiine.
Sokolov: ...Is she...going to have him keep the costume on?
IT: ...Why are you still here?
Sokolov: Creator required color commentary, since Toridus is de- where'd his body go?
IT: *smile of a saint* You'll see...

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Deposits Leo in the cave and closes off the exit, using her glowing body to give light to the place* Now that we're alone... *Sits down in front of Leo* Do you wanna talk? You seem to be having some problems with the group. If you want, I can help you. And no, not in the sexual manner. I can be your big sis! *Puffs out chest in a proud manner* I wanna help you, but you need to tell me what's wrong first.

[Sableyezer]

Sable: * returns holding a beaten up Phill by the shirt* Is Dani still trying to fuck everyone? geez that girl would fuck a wall if it had a dick.
Sammy: why would a wall have a dick?
Sable: just forget it Sammy...