[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[phillmyster]

Phill wakes up - thank you leonard, dont know how every hole in my body was patched up but thanks,...... you didn't put anything extra in right? you're not the crazy doctor type right!? TELL ME PLEASE AM I A BOMB NOW!?
Griff: Chill creator, i don't think he made you into a bomb, but more importantly why are you doctoring us with a maid outfit? Is that a sort of fetish?and dont dare call me master!

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: I-Its not a fetish! I was hiding from Natsu...and I just HAPPENED to have a maid costume on hand...for reasons. Oh, and Phill, I just used Nanomachines. They're the way of the future!
IT: ...What's the point of wearing the costume if Natsu already knows its you?
Leonard: ...S-SHE DOES? *starts running away*
IT: ...Anyway, let's check back in on Tori-
Toridus: *dead on the ground*
IT: ...Sable, did you even hit him?

[Sableyezer]

Sable: *is back to normal* yes, multiple times.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Sneaks up behind Leonard and flips up his skirt* He's wearing a thong... ... ... It's a fetish.

[eemmtt]

Richard: *walks back in with a bottle of whisky and see's whats going on* what the hell! I only stepped out of a few minutes.

[The Irish Tree]

IT: Don't know, my doctor is suddenly a crossdresser.
Leonard: I-Its a disguise! A-And I was wearing that as a countermeasure!
IT: God, why were you CARRYING that around?
Leonard: *slumps to the ground and gets in the fetal position*
IT: ...I think we broke him.

[phillmyster]

Phill: minuites!? you left two days ago! are you with time like zoro is with directions?

[Archmage MC]

Light: I don't see what the problem is with him being a crossdresser. Gender concepts are just societal definition BS anyway. Besides, I don't technically wear anything and I don't see people complaining.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Sisisisisisisisisisi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Dammit, we are in for some good fucking times.
CW: Couldn't agree with you more.

[Sableyezer]

Sable: whatever, i'm going back to sleep.

[phillmyster]

Griff apreaches Toridus with 3 hand bags of gunpowder and put's them on his face
Griff: don't mind me, I'm just restoring his karma or something like that
moves a bit back and lights them from afar, with a molotov.

[The Irish Tree]

Verdier: *watches helplessly as her master burns to death before her very eyes, silently vowing vengeance on these assholes*
IT: ....Soooo...who gets his dog?
Verdier: *Runs away plotting vengeance*
IT :...Guess nobody does. Hey, Leonard *kicks him in the side* get up, stop moping!
Leonard: ...I'm a failure...*continues to wallow in self-pity*
IT: GREAT, GOOD JOB, YA BROKE MY DOCTOR GUYS! NOT LIKE I GOT ANYBODY ELSE TO FALL BACK ON.
???: *zipper opens up out of the ground* You called, creator?
IT: Lieutenant Sokolov, good to see you're still...alive and mentally stable.
Sokolov: And why wouldn't I b- *looks over and sees Toridus' charred, exploded bloodied body.* LIEUTENANT COMMANDER, NOOOOOOOOOO!
IT: Aaaaaaaaand another bites the dust. Badado do do. 'Nother one bites the dust.

[Archmage MC]

Light: oookay.... I don't get whats going on here. Am I high or something? It would be impressive if I was.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Relax Jelly-Tits, You're not high. I'm seeing it too and I can't get high, believe me, I tried. I think me, you, and Natsu are the only sane ones here at present. Go fig. We're all the girls. Maybe men in this universe are just stupid?
Mal: Indeed, except for me. My wit is as sharp as my blade. And my intelligence is also quite high.
Dani: Yeah, but you can't see my tits, you don't qualify. Bet if you saw them, you just be a drooling idiot, too.
CW: I was gonna put in a segment here where Mal feels her up and determines that they are quite lovely.... but then I realized that'd be like me grabbing my... er, hem... and complimenting it.

Dani: What? No it isn't? That doesn't make any sense, what so fucking ever.

[Archmage MC]

Light: Well to be fair, he sees mine all the time and isn't drooling so... And they're quite... lovely I've been told. Meh, whatever. What should we do to calm this sanity, hm?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Mal: Actually, Miss Light, I have been unable to gaze upon those wonders even since I was blinded by the great wandering swordsman Roronoa Zoro. But I still have my other senses. My sense of touch is particularly effective when combined with my Vibe-Vibe fruit powers. The ladies love it for some reason.

[Archmage MC]

Light: Fair enough. still doesn't solve the question I asked though. Do we need to enact marshal law or something? Or do we just join it? I'm ok with both, actually.

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: What....in the actual hell?
Lo: I don't know.
Natsu: Go back to binge watching your show.
Lo: Don't have to tell me twice. -dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, Doo wee ooo....ooo wee ooo-

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: guys, is it bad that god has been sleeping for 24 hours now?
Sable: ...
Sammy: i think he stopped breathing.
Sable: ... *SNORE*
Sammy: oh, wait there it is.

[phillmyster]

Phill: so, I've got a tradition that im going to apply right now, he's asleep, so with this marker, and this shaving foam, his face will never be the same again
*scrible scrible scrible scrible*