Kill the person above you.

[fer1323]

Roasted alive, then eaten by çannibals

[Derpestein]

Killed by a...

Whatever the fuck is in your avatar.

Face of a kitten/leopard, body of a tiger?
...

[fer1323]

(Ocelot)

Skydiving without a parachute

[Lucian]

Ignored to the point of suicidal insanity by every being on Earth in a worldwide Illuminati-style cover up.

[Wayne]

Thought it was a good idea to bathe in sulfuric acid.

[Vordak]

Tried jumping into the seat of a motorcycle from the 4-th story like some comicbook badass and died from excruciating pain that led to a heart attack when you were successful in doing so. Try and guess why it was so painful.

[Lucian]

Beaten to death by a football mascot.

[Derpestein]

Flung into the sun, where you will burn for all eternity...
Well, until you burn to death.

[Monkeypants]

Digs hole.. puts derpestein in box, throws box off cliff.. fills hole with water and enjoys a new pool!!!

[Derpestein]

Denied the inane.
Upheld the obvious.
Murdered by a cat with a huge tail and ears coming out of its ears.

[fer1323]

Bungie jump alone and then the cord wraps around you neck.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

"Falls" out of a window.

Several times.

[idlehands]

Given a fatal stroke by the cuteness of your own kitty drawings.

[Zombiedude101]

Trench suicide.

[Larfleeze]

Zombie depression

[idlehands]

Crushed and put in a blender to make an Orange Julius.

[Larfleeze]

Bitten to death by Trench Lice

[idlehands]

Death by blood poisoning from an infected paper cut.

[Zombiedude101]

Tangled in barbed wire.

[fer1323]

Shot by a fellow zombie survivor