
Splash.
Kenny watched in silence as the bag, weighted down with gravel and the broken half of a cinderblock, disappeared beneath the surface of Lake Ontario, waves rippling outwards from the impact site,
A light shone back at him, and for some reason he felt compelled to look. He dropped to a knee, and.... bones?
No.
Skulls, a sea of them beneath water., so many that they formed the lakebed. The rippling didn't give in, and the skulls almost seemed to rise en-masse until they were mere inches beneath the water. Kenny blinked, and it all stopped. The water was still again, only the reflection-
-the face that stared back wasn't his own. Weathered, stout, with a thick beard and a sneer divided in two by a gash that split the two lips into four.
"What are you looking at, gobshite?!"
He jolted awake, sheets soaked with sweat, the real world bleeding back into view.
Nausea overwhelmed him, and he burst forth from the bedspread half-naked, then emptied last night's supper - or was that breakfast? - into the toilet bowl. A few more retches and he was done with that, the acrid contents of the bowl having left a burning sensation in his throat on its way out.
"You're like a ton of shite stuck in a half-ton sack." A voice, half-growling, half-jeering behind him.
"Yeah, I'm real peachy..."
"Ah, spare me your bellyaching." It offered no sympathy.
"You never had a shitty night?" Kenny fumbled for the cord and pulled, so he had some degree of light to work with.
The four-and-a-half foot silhouette stood in the doorway had both arms planted on their waist, making a ptooey gesture. "Must be some fine fuckin' work being a lawman these days, paid to sniff shite and sit on your arse, then still complain. That featherbed not good enough for you, boy?"
Ken wiped his mouth with the back of his wrist and shrugged, "Guess not."
The dwarf wouldn't know or care for the difference between a standard mattress and whatever anqituated trash he'd used back in his day, but Kenny was past the point of arguing. He'd learned enough about the dwarf in the week since his.... emergence, to know that he had to pick his battles. This wasn't one of them.
Fact; Ivar the Barber had earned his name by a litany of different means, as Ken had been subjected to several times means, as Ken had unfortunately heard at least a dozen times by this point. For the more obvious point, the dwarf had a hideous gash that split both lips at a vertical angle, leaving him with a permanent sneer and a patch of scar tissue along the lower jaw where his beard appeared to split in two. That he claimed, was from the sixth attempt on his life, not even close to the last.
Fact: Ivar was a real bastard when he was at work, a mobster who could've put the likes of Bugsy Siegel and Al Capone to shame. Although it was hard to verify, he gathered some of that from the dwarf's general mannerisms, including the boasting that he had, at one point, cut away the beards of those who wronged him and nailed them to a wall like an indian collecting scalps. Local rumours, folklore from some of the old folks had even corroborated those tales.
Fact, both fortunate and infuriating; the dwarf was dead, and had probably been so for at least fifty years, if not even longer. That particular concept was still a work in progess and one that prompted a torrent of verbal abuse and outrage.
Ken had heard the stereotype that dwarves held onto grudges, every slight and insult cast into a mental stew until the offended dwarf had the opportunity to enact their vengeance. Those were old stories, from a time before society had mostly figured out better ways to handle differences.
Ivar hadn't got the memo on that, it seemed.
This shitty feeling had to go. Ken pulled himself up to the sink, ran the faucet to splash some water across his stubbled face, then popped open the cabinet to grab a faded white pill bottle, squeezing and twisting at the lid so he could withdraw and down a double dose of the contents. Far outside the recommended dosage, but he needed something to dull the constant headache of the dwarf's growling.
"Enough sweeties in there for you?" Ivar cackled as he replaced the bottle in the cabinet. Pivoting, Kenny saw the specter in the light now. Somewhat translucent, for the most part he looked like one split between two worlds, the old warrior's way and that of the roaring twenties. A leather coat, hand-tailored, interwoven with metallic patches that looked like scale or mail armour, and a tan flat cap. beard extended to around his waist, tapering off just below the sternum with an iron band.
Will this guy shut up? Every direction he turned, the dwarf was never far out of sight, bellowing a constant stream of venom or waxing anecdotes
Tired of the noise, Kenny pivoted walked through the dwarf's spectral figure to exit the bathroom. A cold chill washed over him, but he knew the dwarf liked it even less. Between the reminder of being dead - a concept the stout specter was almost oblivious to - and the insult of the matter, it was Ken's own 'fuck you' that couldn't be countered with an equal retort.
Except for whatever he just broke. From the adjoining room, Ken could hear what was probably another glass splintering against the drywall. Ivar had figured out he could sometimes pick things up and nudge the along, or throw them if he really tried.
Not even sleep was an escape. His dreams had been polluted with a vision of skulls beneath the water, so many they formed a lakebed of their own. That couldn't be true, but it had felt real at the time.
For someone who was dead, he seemed more belligerent than he had any right to be.
During a call for some rough behaviour on his last graveyard shift, a local barfly had told Kenny he was acting like he had two heads, the dwarf running their mouth all the while he hauled the man off to the station to sleep it off in the drunk tank. He was just glad he'd been able to talk the bossman into giving him a few nights off...
The letter. He'd read it, shook his head and tossed it in the trash when he first read it. Maybe it was the dwarf, whatever this was, screwing with his head. But the more this went on.... no, it couldn't continue. Ken fished through the trash bin, eventually finding the stained and crumpled paper beneath some two-day old leftovers.
While half of the letter was unintelligable at tis poimt, the important part was there.
...questions, and I have answers to them. I know you are dealing with the dwarf, and he isn't just in your head.
Come to 13 Mourningdove Lane. Midnig...
Kenny did have questions, and he hoped there would be answers to them. Like how to get rid of the fucking dwarf. Any more of that inane gibbering and he would be driving his damn cruiser into the lake.
Peering through the blinds of his front window, he could see the night hanging overhead. How long as he out?
Didn't matter. It wasn't too late. Ken pulled his wrist up to squint at his watch, it was only...
Shit.
In a rush, he'd thrown on a jacket, some pants and left without even bothering to shower off the hangover. The stench of deodorant and hastily gargled mouthwash clung to him the whole way.
He pulled up a distance away from the address, not wanting to make a spectacle of himself. Leaving his car parked off safel to one side, Ken patted at his waist. He wasn't necessarily expecting trouble but just in case.... he'd kept his holster concealed beneath the belt ine, covered by his jacket.
The man squinted as he approached, then crossed the wrought iron gates. He must've cruised by here a thousand times and never noticed anything off. There were plenty of places like this dotted all over the county, hell - the state, even. Why would this be cause for suspicion?
And off to one side, the dwarf trailing behind him. For now, Ivar had no comment on the matter. When he drove, he saw the split-jawed dwarf sneering at him through the rear view mirror, or otherwise stood outside glowering at him. No matter how far he moved, Ivar was never far behind.
For all intents and purposes they were tethered to one another.
Approaching the door, he was again about to rap his fingers against the heavy doorknocker when, to his bemusement, the doors parted without any contact being made. The faint wafting taste of pie lingered in the air, along with a herbal pungence that lingered on the senses, faintly burning at his sinuses.
There were others here? He hadn't completely expected that.... and for a moment, with all of the above in mind, he wondered if this was some kind of setup.
Ivar seemed to verbally nudge him on, conscious of the fact that only Kenny could hear the bile he spewed. "What were you expecting, a spitroast?"
It was too late to pull out, Ken reasoned, and stepped in.
Some of the faces here were... vaguely familiar. Maybe he'd collared someone here at one point. The elf girl.... woman.
Pom Evergreen. That explains the herb stink.
Her presence alone was enough to make him reconsider being here, if only to avoid the 'I know my rights!' spiel she'd throw at him. The baggies of ground up leaves, mushroom and other fruits of the forest he'd had to take in off the girl could've filled his fridge... but she was stil a better alternative to the toothless boys in the trailer park downstate, and hadn't gone out of her way to fuck with his orders at the diner she waited at.
"Yer can't piss without hittin' a knife-ear somewhere can you?" Ivar opined, and that brought him back to Earth. Fuck you, short-stop, he thought, his lips parting to mouth the words in contempt. He almost forgot he wasn't alone, nearly said it aloud. That it seemed to annoy the dwarf was enough to make him hang around, with Pom in their presence.
Things moved on, and before long Ivar was again running his mouth, and leering at a short girl.... a halfling, maybe? "I bet this one would break in half over my knee, but I sure wouldn't mind breaking that in."
Ken swat a hand outwards, that same cold chill running through his fingers. Ivar bristled, grumbled, but did nothing else. To the others, he looked as though he was swatting the air for no reason.